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The shockwave sent through SEC territory when Edwards committed still hasn’t died down. Even people that don’t watch football are getting therapy from the news. If Arrington commits to Aggy, I am not sure the planet will ever recover.

Rivers will reverse direction.
Magma flows will stop.
Sahara will be green again.
Ocean currents will change course.

These are power moves by Aggy. These kind of recruits will lead them to a…checks notes…..8-4 record.

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It looks pretty clear now that some boosters have ponied up some serious dollars, like they did a few years ago when they bought the number 1 class. These commitments are of higher quality than the previous number 1 class. They really are trying to make a move as a result of Texas coming into the conference and having success in year 1. I don’t blame them. It’s now or probably never for their program. It actually makes sense. 

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14 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

The shockwave sent through SEC territory when Edwards committed still hasn’t died down. Even people that don’t watch football are getting therapy from the news. If Arrington commits to Aggy, I am not sure the planet will ever recover.

Rivers will reverse direction.
Magma flows will stop.
Sahara will be green again.
Ocean currents will change course.

These are power moves by Aggy. These kind of recruits will lead them to a…checks notes…..8-4 record.

Arrington did commit. Check your local river/volcano/desert/ocean

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It looks pretty clear now that some boosters have ponied up some serious dollars, like they did a few years ago when they bought the number 1 class. These commitments are of higher quality than the previous number 1 class. They really are trying to make a move as a result of Texas coming into the conference and having success in year 1. I don’t blame them. It’s now or probably never for their program. It actually makes sense. 

That all timer class had some real talent along with a couple of starfucker takes. It looks worse in retrospect because Jimbo.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Arrington did commit. Check your local river/volcano/desert/ocean

That all timer class had some real talent along with a couple of starfucker takes. It looks worse in retrospect because Jimbo.

Was it because Jimbo or was it because Texas 8&4?  They are what they are. 

 

Three Things: Aggies reel in four commits, still cooking in June & more

1. What a week

...and still cooking...

2. Here’s some thoughts

  • Remember when Jamarion Carlton‍ “canceled” his visit and Paris Melvin Jr‍ changed his final OV weekend from Texas A&M to Texas…. Boy, last week sure feels like another lifetime.
  • That prediction of a top 4-8 class sure looks well within reach right now, too. Shoot, it may have been too conservative. Sure, you don't want to start celebrating too early. There’s still a long way to go before Signing Day, but even the biggest doubters have to be impressed right now.
  • It also looks like the Aggies are heading for a strong group of in-state standouts in this class. I’ve been saying I expect the class to have a strong Texas flavor, and I’ve been predicting double-digit Texans in the class. With five currently committed, I feel pretty good about the Aggies hitting that mark.
  • I heard some snickering when Mike Elko said, “Kids still get recruited off relationships and feeling. It's such a misnomer that all of the recruits out there are looking for top dollar.”
  • It’s really not that hard to believe. When the numbers are similar, it’s going to come down to other things like relationships, development, facilities, playing time, etc.

3. Thoughts going into the final June OV weekend

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  • Five commits, some top targets on the offensive and defensive lines and a dynamic athlete... Yep, it’s a pretty big weekend for the Aggies.
  • Over/under for commitments over the weekend from this weekend’s visitors, let’s go with 1.5. The Aggies have some momentum. I can see one, maybe two, this weekend, and more than that wouldn’t be a complete shock. However, I will go with 1.5 as the line, and my prediction is one
5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Look at miss piggy, taking off his robe and his wizard hat…

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Elko and croots

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

.....wow

 

Not as bad as the Kelly crootin video, but not great Bob. 

Probably the most running elk’s done since high school. Must’ve cut the video off just before he dropped into the orthopneic position. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

.....wow

 

The brothers like 'em thick.

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This guy knows what happens to this character in the movie, right?

 

Well, now we know why they'll have the number one class without laying out any big NIL money. Elko relates to today's youth.

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20 hours ago, texifornia said:

.....wow

 

This is swag copter level of cringe

On 6/19/2025 at 7:06 PM, nnm said:

Was it because Jimbo or was it because Texas 8&4?  They are what they are. 

Didn’t they have some very late commits for some of their highest rated recruits in that class? Where they didn’t even visit the campus?

That’s a sign that the recruitment is an our bag drop and it should be a sign of a bad evaluation. If the kid is serious at all about doing the work to reach his potential, he’s going to take a real visit. 

Unless the 247 page is wrong, that kid doesn't have an offer from Georgia, Alabama, or Auburn.  OV's were to aggy, Washington, and Tennessee.   Yeah, somethings off.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Unless the 247 page is wrong, that kid doesn't have an offer from Georgia, Alabama, or Auburn.  OV's were to aggy, Washington, and Tennessee.   Yeah, somethings off.

I’m sure nothing bad will happen to aggy on another questionable player. All is well.

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Unless the 247 page is wrong, that kid doesn't have an offer from Georgia, Alabama, or Auburn.  OV's were to aggy, Washington, and Tennessee.   Yeah, somethings off.

Those keen judges of character at UDub were ready for the Johntay Cook Experience, so that seems like a good sign.

So aggy is making one last "all in" push & trying to buy the bestest class ever again by overpaying & making the seriously run programs say "ummm...OK. Good luck with that", right?

2 hours ago, Professor Chesney said:

Your boy Hayes isn’t doing Elk any favors with that filter…

 

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Michigan would be that third school if I remember correctly

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15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Michigan would be that third school if I remember correctly

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When the aggies are buying guys, Liucci and staff know and they’re overtly bullish to the point of outright bragging before the player makes the announcement. When they’re not just moneywhipping a guy, you see posts like Howell on Turntine. Even though they’ve made a ludicrous offer to him, he and his family have not pulled the trigger and are concerned about, you know, actually getting developed for much bigger paydays later. 

I still think he’s taking the ATM offer due to the alleged gap between it and what Texas finds prudent.  It’s just insane to pay major dollars for a guy that isn’t likely to contribute for 2 years or more. I guess he’d start right away out of need at ATM or something. 

There's a profound conclusion to this:

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Not only is Howell guessing. He digs deeper. He's a reporter, afterall. He hears that Turntine is keeping people guessing. That's a whole higher level of sports reporting.

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Is there something I'm missing like a decommittment?

LOL it got retweeted because of his OV and I had forgotten about his existence. Disregard.

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lolllll they even have their own hand sign!

 

Is this 215 de from Georgia with no Georgia offer?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Sort of had a UT offer but we didn't pursue hard. Double A&M legacy.

https://247sports.com/player/mike-brown-46141680/

Why in the world would a WR go to TAMU (I know, NIL). But Mike Evans? Anyone else?  Play the long game fellas. Gonna make more just about anywhere else by getting actual stats in college. 

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49 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Billy Sunshine 

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Build your program through recruiting?

Recruit top-end talent?

Who knew that would facilitate success?

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

Build your program through recruiting?

Recruit top-end talent?

Who knew that would facilitate success?

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I just got it. Recruit top flight players! I bet William will be impressed!

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