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    Y’all go easy on bizzle. This is the best part of the season for him.

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    The man knows his audience. He's a master of propaganda, I have to give it to him. The way he just pompously asserts that Texas fans would want to have a bunch of the guys on the ATM roster wearing bu

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6 hours ago, cafe society said:

Turntine wants to be a doctor and our med school/program is better.  I don't see Turntine as being overly driven by money.  Even if ATM were to offer a higher NIL package, it wouldn't be enough to "Turn" him, IMO.  We hold the cards in this recruitment, reports indicate it, common sense dictates it.

Not that it matters much, but Turntine is not interested in doing the doctor thing anymore. More football/opportunity focused. Still favors us, but academics aren't a huge factor anymore.

17 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Wrong thread? This guy isn’t visiting aggy

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What big targets? I NEED DETAILS. 

Feaster and Carlton will be spun as huge in-state wins for the Elk.

19 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Id like to have Carlton. I'm meh on Feaster.

Speaking of Carlton…

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3 hours ago, Okcool said:

Speaking of Carlton…

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Carlton is a 5 star? I guess I missed that one. 

Texas does not want to spend the fall playing catch-up at DT like last cycle. There's something to be said for taking an in-state guy that is "pretty good" while also cherry-picking nationally. They'd be insane not to take Carlton as the 4th guy in a 4 guy class if they can lock him up early. 

 

Or, hear me out, we could cause a few Texas recruiting fan heart attacks and endless whining, let the 5 stars commit to Oregon and allow Georgia to feel good, and then at the last minute rip their hearts as we giggle in glee. 

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Or, hear me out, we could cause a few Texas recruiting fan heart attacks and endless whining, let the 5 stars commit to Oregon and allow Georgia to feel good, and then at the last minute rip their hearts as we giggle in glee. 

It wasn't good for my heart or my liver, but the rollercoaster last cycle was ultimately pretty fun. 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Carlton is a 5 star? I guess I missed that one. 

Texas does not want to spend the fall playing catch-up at DT like last cycle. There's something to be said for taking an in-state guy that is "pretty good" while also cherry-picking nationally. They'd be insane not to take Carlton as the 4th guy in a 4 guy class if they can lock him up early. 

 

Sounds like Chace Sims

On 5/15/2025 at 1:07 PM, SydneyCarton said:

What big targets? I NEED DETAILS. 

I think he ate a 7 pound pizza at a food challenge the other day. He just called it “lunch.”

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58 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A&M beach party weekend!

 

 

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I bet it's warm as piss, too.

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Sounds like they've got AI mimicking Rece Davis using the recruit's name in the call there

 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

A&M beach party weekend!

 

 

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Do they just dump raw sewage directly into the lake? 

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If we could only get Nicole to stop dumping bodies in Town Lake...

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

If we could only get Nicole to stop dumping bodies in Town Lake...

Inks is such a drive though 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Inks is such a drive though 

Only an hour, will be quicker once they finish the toll road expansion. 

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Lake Bryan and literal goats. How will we survive the onslaught.

 

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lake Bryan and literal goats. How will we survive the onslaught.

 

That shit ain't real. Holy shit... is it?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Lake Bryan and literal goats. How will we survive the onslaught.

 

Thankfully, the vet school is there to handle the goats' anal prolapse. They have a lot of experience with that problem.

I just hope their recruits don't catch scabies. Not really. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lake Bryan and literal goats. How will we survive the onslaught.

 

They ran out of sheep.

16 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They ran out of sheep.

Or they were all otherwise occupied at the moment.

2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

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early 00s O-zone was the best

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lake Bryan and literal goats. How will we survive the onslaught.

 

No means no!

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2 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

Looks like a two tone Maybach

Ah, you're right

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They had these all around the party room.

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Recruits loved it. They were blown away by the consistency of theme. The Aggie staff literally laid out a red carpet.

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There's even more! Recruits actually got to meet real Aggie national champions!

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It was a home run that gave all the players something to think about. 

Don't be surprised if every 5-star in Christendom signs with the Aggies. It was that impressive.

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30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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It was a home run that gave all the players something to think about. 

Don't be surprised if every 5-star in Christendom signs with the Aggies. It was that impressive.

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20 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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That kills me every time I see it. Radical Larry is clearly the star here, but I’ve always loved the Dirk write up. 

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Sooooo nothing really happened except Gregory canceling his OVs.

they made a move on every prospect there!!!!!!! just be honest for once you fucking idiots and at least say one of those mfers doesn't vibe with the barnyard. aggy fatigue is boo boo 

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