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4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

So, Turntine did his Aggie OV.  Roach wrote an "article" ... I'll spare you his drivel.

The dopey Aggies didn't send a car, etc.; they had an Aggie staffer personally drive Turntine and family back and forth.  Because, love.  This is the staffer, and his impressive resume.

 

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The best part is the last line/quote from Turntine, regarding where A&M stood after the visit ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

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    Y’all go easy on bizzle. This is the best part of the season for him.

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    The man knows his audience. He's a master of propaganda, I have to give it to him. The way he just pompously asserts that Texas fans would want to have a bunch of the guys on the ATM roster wearing bu

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I mean, the best part is he's cancelling to visit Texas and I doubt he has a committable offer to Texas. If we end up signing Paris Melvin I'm going to be irritated. 

14 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Howell always trying to put out fires 

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Howell is right, they’ll do just fine in-state. If the recruiting class was a regular season record, think of it like, I don’t know, an 8-4 season. 

Us drinking A&M's milkshake is like the inverse of the Kyler Murray / Kevin Sumlin WRTS recruiting era. Our coach being sober is just the cherry on top.

Im glad to see my direct deposit to the "pay recruits to visit here instead of a&m" fund is being used properly.

Other direct deposit funds:

the "pay media to write glowing things about UT" fund

the "pay media to investigate only aggy about violations" fund (to be fair we used to fund this with our student fees in the late 80s early 90s)

the "pay SEC commish to give us easier schedules" fund 

and the biggest one we all contribute to, the "pay the refs" fund.   

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

What a weird list. Jake Fette? Davian Groce? Chase Campbell? Who the fuck are these guys?

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, the best part is he's cancelling to visit Texas and I doubt he has a committable offer to Texas. If we end up signing Paris Melvin I'm going to be irritated. 

So we say no thanks, he doubles back to aggy, texags is sated by the big head to head win and their expectations raise. It’ll be fun. 

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I am referring, of course, to the Looch 44. If aggie is to have a top 10 player in the state of Texas this year, Billy had better resurrect the list. Personally, and opinions may differ, but Billy and I have Jonathan Hatton Jr as the no. 3 player in the state.

What I'll bet Billy actually does is rank the out-of-state commitments as if they were players in the state to make the coddled sheep feel better about their plight. Either way it will be amusing to watch the craw-dadding this fall. 

Man.. I would kill for a Looch 44 - It's just so them to make a list of players that they can get BUT are not on any list anywhere.

The only way t.u. can get players is with huge amounts of money to keep every recruit from fufilling his dream of being an Aggie.

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3 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

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Damn, I haven’t looked at state rankings in awhile. This could rival the 2018 haul (I mean that purely in terms of recruiting rankings) 

Remember when recruits would take one visit to aggy, commit on the spot/shoetly after, and they'd say it was greatness of the almighty Dumbo?

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

Howell is right, they’ll do just fine in-state. If the recruiting class was a regular season record, think of it like, I don’t know, an 8-4 season. 

*8-5

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

The only way t.u. can get players is with huge amounts of money to keep every recruit from fufilling his dream being an Aggie.

I have a dream of having sex with Scarlett Johansson, but if you pay me enough I'll fuck Rosie O'Donnell. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

What a weird list. Jake Fette? Davian Groce? Chase Campbell? Who the fuck are these guys?

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Official visit gift bag is long on Swedish Fish, Aggie Ring propaganda, and Flaming Hot Doritos.

 

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Official visit gift bag is long on Swedish Fish, Aggie Ring propaganda, and Flaming Hot Doritos.

 

No Bolo?  It's over.  

Old Sarge sticker seems like the ace in the hole for connecting with today's croots.  Doomed.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Official visit gift bag is long on Swedish Fish, Aggie Ring propaganda, and Flaming Hot Doritos.

 

aggy seems poor

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Official visit gift bag is long on Swedish Fish, Aggie Ring propaganda, and Flaming Hot Doritos.

 

I know it's the angle, but the bed looks 3 feet long. 

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Its Jimbo's old bed.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Old Sarge sticker seems like the ace in the hole for connecting with today's croots.  Doomed.

And this:

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If you're not already an Aggie, that's some lame shit.

They better hope the water in Lake Bryan isn't toxic this weekent.

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And this:

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If you're not already an Aggie, that's some lame shit.

They better hope the water in Lake Bryan isn't toxic this weekent.

I think the toxicity is causing the diminished brain function needed to make poor choices such as choosing them.  

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And this:

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If you're not already an Aggie, that's some lame shit.

They better hope the water in Lake Bryan isn't toxic this weekent.

"We have a pool party and a pond party. I think the pond party would be good for you."

I guess anyone who partiipates in recruiting has to be totally bought into everything Aggie and assume anyone exposed to a tradition like their fucking ring will be gaga over it.  I can't see anyone reading that idiocy who isn't already an idiot.

Don't forget the Aggieland 1/4+ inches thick manual with foreword by David Koresh. Selling point ... advantage: aggie 

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3 hours ago, WBT said:

Old Sarge sticker seems like the ace in the hole for connecting with today's croots.  Doomed.

I'll give them that Ole Sarge is fun and recruits probably lump it in with the retro logos like Sailor and Slobber Wolf for NC State, strutting Rameses at UNC, or even our Screaming Bevo. Cute old stuff. 

Thinking any recruit gives a shit about the Aggie Ring is the real cult stuff.

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15 hours ago, texifornia said:

Official visit gift bag is long on Swedish Fish, Aggie Ring propaganda, and Flaming Hot Doritos.

What poor aggy intern had to make a last-minute convenience store run?

17 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Waylon looks like he's gonna need to speak to a manager

Someone scratched her Subaru.

3 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

I hate that damn screaming bevo. It’s so Aggie. 

Nah. 

But, like Ol' Sarge, it's more Humble Oil and Refining Company daze.

19 hours ago, WBT said:

Old Sarge sticker seems like the ace in the hole for connecting with today's croots.  Doomed.

Bro, do you even Flaming Hot Doritos? 

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Hits close to home.

Second and third sons' wives are Subaru drivers. Seem like decent cars. Ain't got a real opinion on 'em, myself.

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18 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Second and third sons' wives are Subaru drivers. Seem like decent cars. Ain't got a real opinion on 'em, myself.

They ran a famous ad campaign back in the 90s that was full of little Easter eggs targeted at lesbians that most people at the time didn't notice. Classic example of successfully appealing to a niche without excluding the mass market.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/c5d6b0/til_in_the_1990s_subaru_realized_that_it_was/

36 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Second and third sons' wives are Subaru drivers. Seem like decent cars. Ain't got a real opinion on 'em, myself.

Glad your two daughters-in-law are so close. 

42 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Second and third sons' wives are Subaru drivers. Seem like decent cars. Ain't got a real opinion on 'em, myself.

Well, when my mom wanted to buy a new car, I bought her Cross Trek.

Enjoy THAT slow fat softball. 😉

21 hours ago, WBT said:

aggy's been so busy keeping up with the Jones. 

4 trophy case hall of champions and they're still building on

Maybe it's time they got back to the basics of winning....

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They ran a famous ad campaign back in the 90s that was full of little Easter eggs targeted at lesbians that most people at the time didn't notice. Classic example of successfully appealing to a niche without excluding the mass market.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/c5d6b0/til_in_the_1990s_subaru_realized_that_it_was/

My SIL drives a subaru and he could buy and drive any car he wanted. Dudes swears by it. &nbsp

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My SIL drives a subaru and he could buy and drive any car he wanted. Dudes swears by it. &nbsp

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