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Can't wait for these turds to play Texas at Texas this year. They will be out of their element, without Darnold to save them, against a Texas team with a Sophomore at QB.

Some recent activities and some old gold:

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Lewis was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence in South Los Angeles on July 18, less than two weeks after he had been released from jail after 21 days for pleading no contest to two misdemeanor domestic violence charges. His sentence was part of a plea agreement that also included three years of summary probation and an order to take 52 domestic violence classes. In February, Lewis was arrested for domestic violence near USC’s campus.

https://www.ocregister.com/2018/07/24/former-usc-wide-receiver-joseph-lewis-iv-charged-with-felony-domestic-violence/

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Former USC cornerback Jack Jones talked to The Times on Tuesday night, keeping a positive outlook on his dismissal from the program on academic grounds and detailing his plan to get back to big-time college football. He said he felt it was all a part of "God's plan."

Two nights later, around 3:45 Friday morning, Jones was arrested in Santa Paula on suspicion of commercial burglary under $950 not during business hours and conspiracy to commit a crime — two felony charges. A press release from the Santa Paula Police Department alleged that Jones and two other young men broke into a Panda Express fast-food restaurant before being taken into custody.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-jack-jones-arrest-20180608-story.html

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USC LINEBACKER ALLEGEDLY SNAPCHATTED RAPE... After Drug, Booze Bender

http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/01/usc-football-player-rape-investigation-booze-drugs/

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From USC football player to drug lord: The journey of Owen ‘O-Dog’ Hanson

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/12/20/from-usc-football-player-to-drug-lord-the-journey-of-owen-o-dog-hanson/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.0c39ea6bbe55

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Reggie Bush Void of Heisman Because of Greed: Prestige Dwindles at USC

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/424540-because-of-greed-reggie-bush-void-of-heisman-prestige-dwindles-at-usc

 

"Great win.. uh great hard fought loss or whatever but we still think we are the better team..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jy9pKvaViI

Reminder 

Mark - USC 45 - TEX 27

Kirk "cesspool" - USC comfortable win

CORSO - Texas shocks the entire UNIVERSE - Hook em Texas!

 

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I had a full ride to USC.

Didn't take it.

Graduated from UT in 97.

That's all I have to say about that.

who breaks into Panda Express....I guess you could steal all those dollar bags of fortune cookies

There is so much, and so little, to say about them.  They are the most smug, self-entitled, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou-for-no-gotdam-reason sumbitches you will ever come across.  They splatter their trojan shit over everything: vanity license plates, Reyn Spooner shirts, where their Trojan gear to totally unrelated sporting events, fly their flags in front of their houses.  They are what out-of-staters think of when they think of Californians.  I'm getting nauseous typing this so Ima stop.  But I will part with:

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2 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Yea them cheer girls though.

No no my friend..... SONG girls. 

Pretty much all their girls. Excited to play them again. Had a great time with their fans last year

29 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

There is so much, and so little, to say about them.  They are the most smug, self-entitled, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou-for-no-gotdam-reason sumbitches you will ever come across.  They splatter their trojan shit over everything: vanity license plates, Reyn Spooner shirts, where their Trojan gear to totally unrelated sporting events, fly their flags in front of their houses.  They are what out-of-staters think of when they think of Californians.  I'm getting nauseous typing this so Ima stop.  But I will part with:

 

sounds like they have a few things in common with aggy without the rural component. But SC has actually won things that matter.

Todd Marinovich and JFF would probably get along famously 

 

I had a lot of really close friends go there. It's very beautiful (though it's not UCLA). The University of Spoiled Children nickname is pretty accurate on a few levels.

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There is so much, and so little, to say about them.  They are the most smug, self-entitled, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou-for-no-gotdam-reason sumbitches you will ever come across.  They splatter their trojan shit over everything: vanity license plates, Reyn Spooner shirts, where their Trojan gear to totally unrelated sporting events, fly their flags in front of their houses.  They are what out-of-staters think of when they think of Californians.  I'm getting nauseous typing this so Ima stop. 


Holy shit. I never realized they’re California aggy.
6 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Pretty much all their girls. Excited to play them again. Had a great time with their fans last year

Yeah, for some, they are  tourist attraction in their own right...

 

I feel like this topic should've been started by Katfid as it should primarily be pictures.

I love their school colors and sexy sweater babes. 

O.J. Simpson played football there and cut some peoples heads off.

All I got.

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42 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Yeah, for some, they are  tourist attraction in their own right...

 

uhhmm... @Sbbruin   what you got? 

I have no beef with the school, their girls and their fans -- even the t-shirt ones are tolerable once you start talking to them. 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

There is so much, and so little, to say about them.  They are the most smug, self-entitled, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou-for-no-gotdam-reason sumbitches you will ever come across.  They splatter their trojan shit over everything: vanity license plates, Reyn Spooner shirts, where their Trojan gear to totally unrelated sporting events, fly their flags in front of their houses.  They are what out-of-staters think of when they think of Californians.  I'm getting nauseous typing this so Ima stop.  But I will part with:

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Hey, our rivals do that too!

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

There is so much, and so little, to say about them.  They are the most smug, self-entitled, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou-for-no-gotdam-reason sumbitches you will ever come across.  They splatter their trojan shit over everything: vanity license plates, Reyn Spooner shirts, where their Trojan gear to totally unrelated sporting events, fly their flags in front of their houses.  They are what out-of-staters think of when they think of Californians.  I'm getting nauseous typing this so Ima stop.  But I will part with:

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They’re in a shitty part of LA. Campus is okay, but step off it and it’s every man for himself.

They've been buying up the whole hood around it and sprucing it up - pretty smart.

I remember paying to park on someone’s lawn when going to a game there. It’s hood.   

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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Hate it when the controller comes unplugged in the middle of a play.

22 minutes ago, SDG said:

I remember paying to park on someone’s lawn when going to a game there. It’s hood.   

Reminds me of fair park on Texas-OU weekend

18 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Hate it when the controller comes unplugged in the middle of a play.

Or when the battery dies

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Holy shit. I never realized they’re California aggy.

 

That should be the new nickname for SC. From now on, only refer to them as Cali aggy

49 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

That should be the new nickname for SC. From now on, only refer to them as Cali aggy

Except with a nice campus and actual wins.

 

6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Except with a nice campus and actual wins.

 

True, but I was referring to mainly the fan base.

He’s going for the corner.  

He's got it

 

or... even better:

Vince to the 5...Young...Touchdown Texas! Touchdown Vince Young! He's done it AGAIN!!! 

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6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Their 05-06 team was the best ever. 

their 2005 team was the greatest college team ever, but they lost their 2006 game.

5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Yeah, for some, they are  tourist attraction in their own right...

 

I watched 20 second of that.  Barf.  SC has some top shelf trim but none of it is in that video.

There are hotter MILF's in Brentwood.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but Texas was so clearly the best team in the country in '05, all year, and VY was so clearly the best player in college football that year, all year. 

Texas's only close game was at Ohio State, which featured basically an NFL defense and a shitload of talent all over the roster and finished #4 in the country. I guess people didn't realize that Mack took his foot off the pedal in almost every game and VY hardly played 4th quarters that year. It was things like the winning drive in Columbus; the ass-kicking of OU after losing 5 straight; facing a Kansas team in November that had the top rush defense in the NCAA...and running for over 300 yards and leading 52-0 at halftime; winning the conference championship game 70-3...and basically running the clock for the last 25 minutes of the game - all those things convinced me that the team was different. 

I went to the USC-Fresno St game that November. Great game, but Fresno beat that defense's ass that night. I told my buddy (USC alum) after the game that there was no way in hell that USC was going to stop VY. Absolutely no way. Fresno pushed them to the brink. SC also barely pulled it out against Notre Dame that year (which was a good team, in fairness). The PAC was down that year. 

Anyway, I've got no hate for USC - they are a true blue blood, and the hype they got in '05 made the entire year and the outcome that much more gratifying. They participated in the greatest game in the history of the sport.  Went to the game in LA last year and had a blast, best game I've watched in a long time, even though the good guys lost. Glad we are playing them again this year.

Sorry for long post, I'm a little drunk. 

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4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I watched 20 second of that.  Barf.  SC has some top shelf trim but none of it is in that video.

There are hotter MILF's in Brentwood.

That was a skank-soaked commercial for some stupid energy drink. And yes, there are WAY hotter MILFs in Brentwood. And way hotter chicks at Erewhon grocery store.

12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

There is so much, and so little, to say about them.  They are the most smug, self-entitled, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou-for-no-gotdam-reason sumbitches you will ever come across.  They splatter their trojan shit over everything: vanity license plates, Reyn Spooner shirts, where their Trojan gear to totally unrelated sporting events, fly their flags in front of their houses.  They are what out-of-staters think of when they think of Californians.  I'm getting nauseous typing this so Ima stop.  But I will part with:

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All of this x 100. Assclown douchebags.

Halloween must be so much warmer in Los Angeles, than what I grew up with in Oklahoma City...

6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

41-38

4th & 5...

 

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