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57 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Grain of salt since this was a pretty unexpected move this early but the usual suspects. 

 

This should say, Early List I just made up: the same group of coaches as last year except subtract the guys that got hired.

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1 minute ago, ousux said:
7 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:
Strange timing. I can’t see doing this two games in unless you already have someone lined up. 

It was minimum 3 seasons overdue, not including this one. 2 games in for most programs would mean they're serious about winning, but USC is just like Michigan, Notre Dame an yes...UT, in living off past glory. Just be good enough to sell "next year" until that no longer works..then make a token coaching change without really changing anything.

I mean Notre Dame was just in the playoffs. It doesn't belong in the same category as schools that haven't been relevant in the playoff era. 

I put this at a 15% chance of happening but if Urban ditches the NFL and goes to USC, this board will implode unlike any other time in its history.

 

Jan 2021 redux

 

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Bob is only 61. If I was USC I'd hire him in a heartbeat.

He’s not coming back to coaching. His dad died at 54 while coaching on the field and he said he didn’t want the same thing to happen to him

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I put this at a 15% chance of happening but if Urban ditches the NFL and goes to USC, this board will implode unlike any other time in its history.

 

How true is it that Mack told Urban not to come to Texas and also talked a lot of shit about Austin?

USC is old money.  Oregon is new money. 
There are only a handful of legit blue-bloods.  USC is one of them. Oregon will never be. 
Does blue blood status live forever? In 50 years (assuming the game continues that long) will Meatchicken and UT still be considered blue bloods if neither has won or even sniffed another championship?
Just now, JohnnyTapia said:

How true is it that Mack told Urban not to come to Texas and also talked a lot of shit about Austin?

You bet! /s

Well which $9.95 fan fiction do you want to believe? 

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Sark used to coach there

That’s debatable. 

I mean Notre Dame was just in the playoffs. It doesn't belong in the same category as schools that haven't been relevant in the playoff era. 
Not sure getting in the playoffs will be enough in the future..especially if it expands.
2 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

He’s not coming back to coaching. His dad died at 54 while coaching on the field and he said he didn’t want the same thing to happen to him

He also hasn't coached in 5 years and was past his prime when he was coaching. I don't see him taking what seems like a job that requires spades of energy. 

Are they ever going to Stop bringing up Petersen? Didn’t he hate recruiting and that was before NLI? Why jump back in now when it’s even sleazier?

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

If Urban is in play, when do we fire Sark?

If Urban is in play, it means he didn't want to come here when his only obligation was saying goodbye to Fox. He isn't coming here, you need to move on. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Id fucking back up the truck to hire Fritz if I were USC

Lulz. no way an AD is gonna try and convince his donors that this is the best SC can do

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you in his will or something?  You’ve been pumping him for big jobs for a while.  They did seem well coached against OU. 

unless.....you get a guarantee that his daughter has to perform yoga  in the AD office a minimum of 4 days a week......wearing the song girl outfit

Lainie Fritz on Twitter: "When u hustle always make it fancy✨… "

In which case its probably worth it, cause it will take at least a year to get fired, and thats a lot of yoga.

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"Row The Boat" would sure bring energy to SCal... plus his wifey too!!

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If Urban is in play, it means he didn't want to come here when his only obligation was saying goodbye to Fox. He isn't coming here, you need to move on. 

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Urban goes 2-15 or 3-14 in J'ville and decides the NFL isn't for him -- takes USC job and kicks UT in the nuts (again).

More like he goes 2-12 or 3-11, has a health issue, resigns, then gets better in a couple of months and takes the USC gig.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

"Row The Boat" would sure bring energy to SCal... plus his wifey too!!

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They'll be firing him in September of 2024 if he's the hire. 

20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Hollywood gives a shit about USC right now?

Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin don’t. 

SC already dropped the Urban ball and having the former UNC president who was at the center of controversy there wouldn't allow Urban to come to town anyways. 

Honestly I’m not sure who would come here to coach. No one here cares fuck all about football. It’s basically Austin of soCal in every single aspect except our fans show up to games sometimes I’ve yet to attend a USC game outside of Texas showing up that had any crowd worth a shit. I mean I guess you go there to live in SoCal but everything else here sucks shit on a stick 

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I mean who wanna come here. Just a few blocks north of campus lol

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly I’m not sure who would come here to coach. No one here cares fuck all about football. It’s basically Austin of soCal in every single aspect except our fans show up to games sometimes I’ve yet to attend a USC game outside of Texas showing up that had any crowd worth a shit. I mean I guess you go there to live in SoCal but everything else here sucks shit on a stick 

They averaged over 66,000 in during the Helton era.  Over 90,000 during Carroll.   Everybody loves a winner. 

25 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

Lainie Fritz on Twitter: "When u hustle always make it fancy✨… "

 

 

25 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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I have an idea here. 

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly I’m not sure who would come here to coach. No one here cares fuck all about football. It’s basically Austin of soCal in every single aspect except our fans show up to games sometimes I’ve yet to attend a USC game outside of Texas showing up that had any crowd worth a shit. I mean I guess you go there to live in SoCal but everything else here sucks shit on a stick 

Were you alive during the Pete Carroll years?

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Were you alive during the Pete Carroll years?

Who’s Pete Caroll 

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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I mean who wanna come here. Just a few blocks north of campus lol

The area around USC has been a shithole for decades.  That didn't stop them from winning MNC's and recruiting Heisman caliber players.  

For fuck's sake, in the early 90's, a USC player caught a stray bullet from a gang shootout WHILE ON THE PRACTICE FIELD. 

18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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I mean who wanna come here. Just a few blocks north of campus lol

What zombie movie is this scene from?

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20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

For fuck's sake, in the early 90's, a USC player caught a stray bullet from a gang shootout WHILE ON THE PRACTICE FIELD. 

Wow, talk about having a great pair of hands.  

Wow, talk about having a great pair of hands.  
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What I am shocked, I tell you shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No mention of Mensa Tom on the short list? With all the ex Texas Coaches and Players, thought he would be a given? :)

 

How many games does Urban coach in Jacksonville before leaving to take the USC job?

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Grain of salt since this was a pretty unexpected move this early but the usual suspects. 

 

98% Fickell

2% Stoops

<0% everyone else

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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I mean who wanna come here. Just a few blocks north of campus lol

You don't have to get too far off the 40 to find a similar scene.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

"Row The Boat" would sure bring energy to SCal... plus his wifey too!!

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Is she hiding behind the shemale?

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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I mean who wanna come here. Just a few blocks north of campus lol

Oh. My. God. 

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Row The Boat" would sure bring energy to SCal... plus his wifey too!!

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That is very 909, USC is not.  

23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You don't have to get too far off the 40 to find a similar scene.

If you think the Austin problem looks anything like the LA problem then all your past post makes sense all of a sudden. 

1 minute ago, BERT said:

If you think the Austin problem looks anything like the LA problem then all your past post makes sense all of a sudden. 

It's a problem and disaster waiting to happen.

15 minutes ago, BERT said:

If you think the Austin problem looks anything like the LA problem then all your past post makes sense all of a sudden. 

LA is Austin’s future in everything lol 

49 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

98% Fickell

2% Stoops

<0% everyone else

Fickell ain't gonna move his kids to LA.

3 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Imagine being the group of guys that fled to USC to get away from Turtle Tom, only to have to play for him again.

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14 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Fickell ain't gonna move his kids to LA.

I can think of 40 million reason$ he might

32 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Fickell ain't gonna move his kids to LA.

Yeah, Cincy is fucking paradise.  There are no good neighborhoods in L.A. for a guy making 4 million + per year. 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Row The Boat" would sure bring energy to SCal... plus his wifey too!!

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Does she play roller derby?  The bay city bombers still dominating the rink?

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