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That's like some sci-fi time-travel scenario where the less-fat past self gets ass-whooped by the much-more-fat future self.

At least they aren't black.  That worldstar shit is starting to wear on me.

 

Meaning, that the evolution of a whole category of videos called "hood fights" and at least one place on the internet (worldstar) where they are collected and displayed, I think provides a good deal of fodder for racists and racism, and, it's just kind of uncool to celebrate this shit.

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Ah, America. Where disgusting violence is less offensive than a tit.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Ah, America. Where disgusting violence is less offensive than a tit.

There's always Japan.

Szechuan Sauce serious business.

13 minutes ago, threesheets said:

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i smell old sperm and dim sum.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

To be fair, it was probably a pretty disgusting tit

Kinda want to see it just to be sure.  

It’s amazing how far some can go in life with that kind of attitude of disrespect towards other people with no consequences. I’m glad the employee beat her up. 

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17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s amazing how far some can go in life with that kind of attitude of disrespect towards other people with no consequences. I’m glad the employee beat her up. 

Exactly. Many get ignorant with employees because they think they can always get away with it for the fear of losing their job. But some of them give no fucks and will beat your ass.

In real life, David never beats Goliath.

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re: the end, as a general rule, don't pick up the metal mcdonald's chair if you have no intention of using the metal mcdonald's chair.  otherwise, someone bigger will take it away from you.

3 hours ago, Limp Brisket said:

Not my proudest fap.

Try this one. You'll feel better.

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1 hour ago, Don Keibals said:

not too bad, dark brown nips, good size :)  her pics they're posting look worse than she does in the video--not that she looks great there yikes!!! :S

No. Just no.  The hell is wrong with you man! 

2 hours ago, Don Keibals said:

not too bad, dark brown nips, good size :)  her pics they're posting look worse than she does in the video--not that she looks great there yikes!!! :S

 

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Without hesitation. 

Where exactly was this McDonald's? Asking for Vic Mackey.

" I'd berry my dick so far up her ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur." 

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8 minutes ago, That Guy said:

I’ll take chicks I won’t fuck for $500.

It's ok to be gay. It's 2018. No one will judge you...

I’m not gay. Motherfucker you sucked my dick. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

" I'd berry my dick so far up her ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur." 

dingleberry?

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28 minutes ago, That Guy said:

I’m not gay. Motherfucker you sucked my dick. 

Having a guy suck your dick would be gay, though.

Mackey approved

 

The fat chick and possibly one tit

I think this is exactly what would happen to fitlump if she got mouthy with a fast food employee

Holy shit at posts 19-25. That is outstanding. You gentlemen made my night. 

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

At least they aren't black.  That worldstar shit is starting to wear on me.

 

Meaning, that the evolution of a whole category of videos called "hood fights" and at least one place on the internet (worldstar) where they are collected and displayed, I think provides a good deal of fodder for racists and racism, and, it's just kind of uncool to celebrate this shit.

 

Juggernaut killed me...LOL.

 

Then the Dueling Flat-top Mullets...

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11 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

Holy shit at posts 19-25. That is outstanding. You gentlemen made my night. 

This. Thought I was gonna use up all my rep for the day in that sequence. Bravo, gents.

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Having a guy suck your dick would be gay, though.

Only if the guy sucking your dick is also gay.  Frat rules.

Having a guy suck your dick would be gay, though.

Ain’t nuthing gay about gettin your dick sucked. You the ones gay. Makes me sick just looking at you.

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