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20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pediatric urologist is a real specialty?

Kids are always smashing their junk, one way or another.

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pediatric urologist is a real specialty?

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The PGA Tour used Back It Up Terry in an Instagram post today. I'll see if I can find it.

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19 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Kids are always smashing their junk, one way or another.

There was a kid in our elementary school that had some sort of affliction where he was constantly grabbing and tugging on his junk; he probably could have used one of these quacks.  Thankfully, he had enough mental facilities about him to keep his pants on, but once the girls got old enough to start sprouting boobies Goober Grabber had to go away.

It's unfortunate he wasn't born about 10 years later.  He could have been an ATG in the rap video game.

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On 7/4/2024 at 1:34 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Pediatric urologist is a real specialty?

We just call them priests.

  • 11 months later...

Just went by our neighborhood firehouse that was hosting the annual July 4th pancake breakfast put on by a Boy Scout troop.
All the firetrucks were parked outside so the inside served as the venue.
 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Is that rain? In Texas? 

Weird post considering the horrific loss of life due to the Guadelupe’s historic flooding overnight.

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Thanks, CR

 

the whole Q and A is worth the read so hit see more. This may have some better news. But again fluid shit in an apoplectic flood worse than 1987 information is still not great but more promising than earlier accounts. Keep praying or sending the good thoughts. 

 

On 7/4/2024 at 7:16 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

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I ready.

I hope terry and his bud who filmed him are getting money from the sale of these shirts. 

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Weird post considering the horrific loss of life due to the Guadeloupe’s historic flooding overnight.

Weird spelling. 

Meanwhile, in Mendocino, California on the North Pacific Coast, the small town Fourth of July parade has messages supporting stop the destruction of Gaza, women’s rights, gay rights, and many shades of fuck Trump signs and floats. 

Before the parade, there was some guy and a jacked-up pickup with speakers on the back of his bed -  and I shit you not - playing Lee Greenwood’s ‘I’m proud to be an American’ while flying giant stop the steal  and drain the swamp flags. 

The guy even had the starter pack of goatee, backwards ball cap and Oakley’s.  I guess he knew what I did not know, that he would literally hate every single thing in the rest of the upcoming parade.IMG_4811.thumb.jpeg.c97690667fe518f52da1411a045d0a6a.jpegIMG_4818.thumb.jpeg.fa58fe78ca682cbe70e7c6b7a04ff974.jpegIMG_4817.thumb.jpeg.3a3e9ae932b2b41488caf9bc4e903455.jpeg

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3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Weird post considering the horrific loss of life due to the Guadelupe’s historic flooding overnight.

I’m on vacation so I did not know it was a thing either.  I just read where some spots got 10 inches.  That kind of rain out of the blue - at night - in the Hill country was truly the worst scenario.   My thoughts are with you.

20 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I’m on vacation so I did not know it was a thing either.  I just read where some spots got 10 inches.  That kind of rain out of the blue - at night - in the Hill country was truly the worst scenario.   My thoughts are with you.

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

We give him praise on this day!

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I hunted this down ready to purchase, but even if it was in stock, at $800 I guess I dont want it bad enough. 

https://www.travischapmanart.com/product-page/back-up-terry-fireworks-original-painting-16-x-20-on-canvas

They missed a golden opportunity to navigate the parade route in reverse. At a minimum, spin him around 180 deg. 

Saw a white American lady, dressed up like Uncle Sam as a pimp, getting her nails done by an East Asian guy in Bath, England today.
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Did you see the name? 👆

She seemed to be peacocking America’s independence.

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6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

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It’s getting your nails done. What could it cost….10 Euros?

11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Saw a white American lady, dressed up like Uncle Sam as a pimp, getting her nails done by an East Asian guy in Bath, England today.
 image.thumb.jpeg.5d692799adc78ec4048f096354d32674.jpeg

Did you see the name? 👆

She seemed to be peacocking America’s independence.

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I have a British buddy that just moved to the US recently. On a group text thread that he’s on, I sent “Happy Independence Day to those who celebrate!”

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

It’s getting your nails done. What could it cost….10 Euros?

My guess is that you don’t travel much.

57 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Saw a white American lady, dressed up like Uncle Sam as a pimp, getting her nails done by an East Asian guy in Bath, England today.
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Did you see the name? 👆

She seemed to be peacocking America’s independence.

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Pretty understated outfit for Kim Mulkey. 

Boat full of hoes.  Will send those pics later.  Chose to walk home alone.  Some reflection.  This country gave my brown ass a lot.  Happy 4th.  

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2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

My guess is that you don’t travel much.

Whoosh…

53 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Boat full of hoes.  Will send those pics later.  Chose to walk home alone.  Some reflection.  This country gave my brown ass a lot.  Happy 4th.  

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Happy 4th doc, didn’t make it to Chicago this summer 

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9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Weird post considering the horrific loss of life due to the Guadelupe’s historic flooding overnight.

weird spelling.  still.  post-edit.  I’m impressed. 

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Happy 4th doc, didn’t make it to Chicago this summer 

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Need video.

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Boat full of hoes.  Will send those pics later.  Chose to walk home alone.

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What did you do to piss them off?

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