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I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

19 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

what about Borger area

 

26 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

what about Borger area

Ain't no body in Borger good enough with knife for sir jury. Best go to Fritch or Stinnett. Plus, you can wash your knife's clean in Meredith.

3 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

well That's It Title Say's It All

your asshole.  you can sell it as many times as you want.  no limit to the amount of money to be made.  you’re welcome. 

B positive blood type here, this means my parts are slightly rare, thus costing more.  Parts aren't cheap, but it can be had.

Chad, I encourage you to sell your semen (cum) 

I got offered good money for my spleen by Chris Simms, but he wanted me to pay for the limo to drive it to the hospital. 

‘May’ I sell, not ‘can’. JFC Briscoe

23 hours ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

I made $5000 selling kneecaps on ebay from home! 

Ask me how!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon.

On 7/7/2024 at 6:37 PM, 'stache said:

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon.

You're gonna need a toe truck.

I'll show myself out.

On 7/7/2024 at 4:29 PM, Beau Vine said:

I made $5000 selling kneecaps on ebay from home! 

Ask me how!

Who do you have cutting out kneecap's from unsuspecting people?

I would love to grow my network of doctor's.

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You can sell your apostrophe.  Most bodies don't even need it, and doctors aren't even sure why we have one.  But I think they eat them in Japans.

14 hours ago, miguelito said:

You can sell your apostrophe.  Most bodies don't even need it, and doctors aren't even sure why we have one.  But I think they eat them in Japans.

You need to eat the apostrophe before it burst, because it could cause peritonitis. That's what the Malaysian fisherman once told me.

Just now, General Specific said:

The gall of you people!

What are you bladdering about?

You can probably sell your mouth hole for like $20 an hour

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I’d pay her $20 but it ain’t gonna take an hour.

On 7/11/2024 at 1:24 PM, B00M said:

You can probably sell your mouth hole for like $20 an hour

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There's a great joke Norm did about Andy Richter giving Bjs to earn extra money that said Andy made $500.25 in one night, and Norm said "That's a weird number, who gave you a quarter?"  Answer- All of them

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On 7/6/2024 at 9:34 PM, futureman said:

your asshole.  you can sell it as many times as you want.  no limit to the amount of money to be made.  you’re welcome. 

@Macklemore, is that true?

  • 1 month later...
On 9/10/2024 at 10:27 AM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Gizerds's

about a berck fifty per pound.

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On 9/11/2024 at 10:37 PM, landman said:

about a berck fifty per pound.

should be tree fiddy, same as the website

On 7/6/2024 at 9:36 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

what about Borger area

I had my Borger's taken out when I was a kid.

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