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Ah sure. Denzel looks like he's having a blast

 

Definitely in because Gladiator, but the trailer looks like pretty much the exact plot of the original, and I'm afraid that might bother me throughout. I assume this time it's known that he's the grandson of Marcus Aurelius and is targeted because whoever took the throne hated him too? I guess that could be a pretty significant difference. Either way, like I said, I'm in.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Definitely in because Gladiator, but the trailer looks like pretty much the exact plot of the original, and I'm afraid that might bother me throughout. I assume this time it's known that he's the grandson of Marcus Aurelius and is targeted because whoever took the throne hated him too? I guess that could be a pretty significant difference. Either way, like I said, I'm in.

well if you know the character names you can pretty much guess the plot as well.

Denzel seams to be miscast here.  At least his American accent sounds weird.  

14 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Denzel seams to be miscast here.  At least his American accent sounds weird.  

 

Looks stupid as hell.  Hollywood w/ zero new ideas, so lets remake a perfect movie, but add water.  I feel like ChefReactions right now:  1/10, will definitely watch.

I mean, I'm gonna watch it. I didn't think the new Top Gun was gonna be good, but it was. So maybe this will be good too? But, I'm not too optimistic. 

Love the water addition as that’s historically accurate and I’ve always found it fascinating 

5 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’ve never understood why Roman movies, for which I’m a general sucker, must have Brit accents. Two notable recent exceptions have been Centurion and The Eagle. Both average movies (I liked Centurion) but Fassbender and Tatum were surrounded by Brits or Celtic tribal accents. 

You can thank HBO’s Rome for that, at least for the modern stuff.  And it still holds up after 20 years.

If it came out today, we would have had a lot more seasons.

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6 hours ago, Elvis said:

Denzel seams to be miscast here.  At least his American accent sounds weird.  

 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Love the water addition as that’s historically accurate and I’ve always found it fascinating 

I also like the historically accurate domesticated rhino.

I should finally watch Plebs, on Amazon Prime.  Could be funny or could be bad, but it’s British, so…

”Sitcom about three desperate young men from the suburbs who try to get laid, hold down jobs and climb the social ladder in the big city - which just happens to be ancient Rome.”

10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

catchy title.

Last night, your mom was glad I ate her too.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You can thank HBO’s Rome for that, at least for the modern stuff.  And it still holds up after 20 years.

If it came out today, we would have had a lot more seasons.

I believe it was all the Shakespearean productions that led to the British accent. I had the same question when Rome came out. From what I gathered it was a combination of Shakespeare plays, Shakespearean actors and the accent having a certain gravitas compared to the American accent.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

That dude nailed it.

12 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Looks stupid as hell.  Hollywood w/ zero new ideas, so lets remake a perfect movie, but add water.  I feel like ChefReactions right now:  1/10, will definitely watch.

I fucking love ChefReactions.

9 hours ago, F250 said:

I believe it was all the Shakespearean productions that led to the British accent. I had the same question when Rome came out. From what I gathered it was a combination of Shakespeare plays, Shakespearean actors and the accent having a certain gravitas compared to the American accent.

The American accent is jarring to listen to for non-Americans.

It's kind of like why Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice in the Terminator movies was dubbed by someone else in German markets.  He said because he's from a rural part of Austria his spoken German is like an "Austrian potato farmer" and no one would program a robot with that accent. 

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Caligula, the good version, >>> this shit. 

 

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Probably this then

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Claudius_(TV_series)

That was very influential on a lot of later stuff, including Gladiator and Rome.

 

11 hours ago, F250 said:

I believe it was all the Shakespearean productions that led to the British accent. I had the same question when Rome came out. From what I gathered it was a combination of Shakespeare plays, Shakespearean actors and the accent having a certain gravitas compared to the American accent.

 

16 hours ago, F250 said:

That dude nailed it.

is that not lip synching?

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16 hours ago, F250 said:

I believe it was all the Shakespearean productions that led to the British accent. I had the same question when Rome came out. From what I gathered it was a combination of Shakespeare plays, Shakespearean actors and the accent having a certain gravitas compared to the American accent.

I think so too, one of Shakespear's most popular works was Julius Caesar. 

Gonna see with when it it comes out, but can't say I'm stoked. Denzel looks like he'll be awesome as per usual. 

"What do you want?"

"The Roman army"

"Can't do that"

Lol epic. 

When I saw the thread title, I immediately thought it was a sequel to this:

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not much is known about the specifics of this new gladiator movie except this: it will suck.

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Derka doing a Helobious impression

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11 hours ago, Derka said:

not much is known about the specifics of this new gladiator movie except this: it will suck.

Haven't early reviews been pretty good?

On 7/9/2024 at 8:07 PM, ztejas said:

I also like the historically accurate domesticated rhino.

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When I saw the thread title, I immediately thought it was a sequel to this:
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Maximus be his pseudonym.
25 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Still seeing it 

Yep. Wife asked me if I wanted to see it tonight. “Sure.”  

I enjoyed it. Plenty of fighting and Denzel did his thing which, honestly, it does not much matter what he is in because he’s just great at his craft. I watched it in IMAX and though the sound was a bit much it did make it a cool experience. I liked Pascal’s character as well. Mescal, at times, I found him to be annoying, but that seemed to be the point to be that way in some of his scenes. The rest of the cast did not matter much. The monkey was humorous to watch.

On 10/30/2024 at 11:41 PM, mdmost said:

Derka doing a Helobious impression

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Helobious just doomed a high school football team last night to a loss in a game they were up by 18 in the 3rd quarter. He is nails at that kinda stuff.

19 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Still seeing it 

It was a decent date night movie. I liked Pascal’s character, Denzel was entertaining, and Connie still makes me feel funny. 
I didn’t consider it a waste of admission and concession fees. 

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