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53 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

good. should still have talent there at 36. i think PHX has already burned through those 5 2nd rounders lol 

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

I'm still dumbfounded by the Pelicans.  That's a franchise that has nothing to show for the return they got for AD + winning the Zion lottery.

 

Fuck Hollinger.   Talks like he knows so much but couldnt do a damn thing when he had the job.   Dumars has stripes and while the move is questionable he deserves the benefit of the doubt

 

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20 minutes ago, d2o said:

Fuck Hollinger.   Talks like he knows so much but couldnt do a damn thing when he had the job.   Dumars has stripes and while the move is questionable he deserves the benefit of the doubt

 

Questionable? Like trading Luka to the lakers questionable?

Also, I love Rasheer Fleming. Great pick for Phoenix. He will probably turn out better than anybody the Nets drafted. 

 

God, these cunts at ESPN would ruin an ongoing orgasm.

9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Don't take any offense to this but I dont think Spurs fans have any clue how painful a rebuild is if you dont have a generational talent fall into your laps 

TWolves fans know all about painful builds...no offense

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8 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I'm not offended but holy shit do teams do stupid shit in the draft and make near sighted trades. The Warriors built a dynasty starting with drafting Steph Curry #7. Jokic was a second round pick for fucks sake. Giannis was pick #15. The Spurs had a generational talent "fall in their lap" at #15 as well (after they traded up to get him, I might add). 

Every year people do dumb shit in the draft and then you look up and Paul Pierce is available at #10. Halliburton is available at #12. It goes on and on. There are more self-inflicted wounds that prevent rebuilds than there is this amazing degree of difficulty to build a contender. You know, don't mortgage your future picks for overpaid, old vets. Don't overpay your role players. Don't draft guys 10 slots ahead of where they should be drafted. 

I just don't get the short term view that most franchises take. 

Don't pay for Joe Smith under the table

i’ll give credit to malika andrews. just now, as they were going to commercial and showing a montage of players being drafted, she said, “this is the swag and style we’ve seen over the past two days where, according to me, 59 young men and one sports pundit have been drafted into the nba.” that’s how you own it. 

2 hours ago, d2o said:

Fuck Hollinger.   Talks like he knows so much but couldnt do a damn thing when he had the job.   Dumars has stripes and while the move is questionable he deserves the benefit of the doubt

 

Dumars has zero stripes as a competent GM. I am sorry. He lucked into 2004-5. His transaction history is laughable.  

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13 hours ago, d2o said:

Fuck Hollinger.   Talks like he knows so much but couldnt do a damn thing when he had the job.   Dumars has stripes and while the move is questionable he deserves the benefit of the doubt

 

Trading an unprotected first for Queen has been universally buried. If Queen doesn't make an all rookie first team, it's going to look worse next summer. But hey, we'll see. 

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Trading an unprotected first for Queen has been universally buried. If Queen doesn't make an all rookie first team, it's going to look worse next summer. But hey, we'll see. 

I think its less about Queen and more about where that pick ends up next year. I'm 99% sure they still could have made that trade with some protections. 

12 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Dumars has zero stripes as a competent GM. I am sorry. He lucked into 2004-5. His transaction history is laughable.  

You dont luck into 6 straight ECF trips, 2 trips to the Finals and a title.   GTFOH

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck this kid. 

Could be nothing but its a fucked up look coming off his pre-draft shit.  He is getting some really bad advice.

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Hope Utah holds or it’s gonna fuck over the future small markets with egotistical immature idiots just flat out not reporting and getting to go to a desirable location.

4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Trading an unprotected first for Queen has been universally buried. If Queen doesn't make an all rookie first team, it's going to look worse next summer. But hey, we'll see. 

It really doesn't matter how good Queen is.

Ace Bailey is a giant bitch. The downside to showering all these 17 and 18 year old kids with millions is that some of them think they are Lebron already. Maybe discovering the concept of polygamy will cheer him up. 

 

Perhaps pro leagues should establish graduated entry level salary scales based on years of prior experience … high school thru college.

Ainge has no reason to trade Bailey.   If he wants to play in the NBA he will play in UTAH unless he is going to sit out a yr and not play anywhere

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ainge is going to trade Bailey. I hope he gets hammered on the return because the was a bitch as a player. 

 

huge cunt 

Hopefully Tre makes them look bad.

Sticking by my prediction. 

2 hours ago, d2o said:

Ainge has no reason to trade Bailey.   If he wants to play in the NBA he will play in UTAH unless he is going to sit out a yr and not play anywhere

I hope he does, couldn't happen a nicer franchise. 

I hope they make him sit the whole year and fine him or whatever.

On 6/27/2025 at 11:44 AM, Blotto said:

Ace Bailey is a giant bitch. The downside to showering all these 17 and 18 year old kids with millions is that some of them think they are Lebron already. Maybe discovering the concept of polygamy will cheer him up. 

 

Wasatch brewery in SLC makes Polygamy Porter, which is good.

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On 6/25/2025 at 9:57 PM, Message Board User said:

It's way early but so far Atlanta is in the running for best offseason so far.  Anybody who gives ATL less than an A for tonight has room temp IQ.

Still in awe that NOLA traded an extremely likely 2026 lotto pick & #23 for the #13 overall pick.  It's even more hilarious when one considers that they guy they picked at 23 is better than the guy NOLA picked at 13.

 

On 6/26/2025 at 9:12 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

So after processing last night... I still can't get over the Pels trading an unprotected FRP (the best of theirs or Milwaukee's) in next years draft and #23 to move up 10 spots. It's like Joe Dumars is saying, "Remember that time I drafted Darko Milicic over Carmelo Anthony, Dywane Wade, and Chris Bosh? Well, hold my beer." And I absolutely love Queen's game, but the pairing of him and Zion in New Orleans should be on the Food Network, not a basketball court. In a stacked west, they have next to zero chance of making the playoffs next year. That and the reach with Fears.... that was the hurricane Katrina of draft nights. 

 

On 6/26/2025 at 1:58 PM, BigOrange1 said:

don't give up your unprotected pick next year when you are going to suck shit through a straw

 

On 6/26/2025 at 4:24 PM, ztejas said:

It's even dumber with how the lottery works now. They could have a decent season and flirt with the playoffs and still get a top 3 pick. 

Like - what are the odds that pick next year is worse than 13th? 5%? Maybe? (AND they gave them another 1st rounder. Just fucking baffling)

 

On 6/26/2025 at 4:40 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Why the fuck didn’t they insist on protecting, say, a top 5 pick?

 

So the Pelicans are 0-4 (soon to be 0-6 at least) and have by far the worst point differential in the league.

This is something that nobody saw coming. 

And when I say "nobody," I really mean everybody in the world including virtually this entire message board...everybody, that is, except Joe Dumars.

Atlanta (as disappointing as they've been over the season's first 10 days) is in prime position to get one of the three elite talents in 2026 (Dybantsa, Peterson, Boozer).

Man, that NOLA franchise got lotto lucky twice recently (AD and Zion) and have bubkis to show for it and now appears to settle in for a long stretch of wandering the NBA wildnerness.

On 10/25/2025 at 7:36 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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MJ's pettiness knows no bounds.  And I love it.

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