July 11, 20241 yr Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell I also know this board is full of wealthy people. my answer for now? Molly Shannon. *****. You’re getting paid not paying 100k Edited July 11, 20241 yr by closetohumping
July 11, 20241 yr 13 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell I also know this board is full of wealthy people. my answer for now? Molly Shannon. Username checks out.
July 11, 20241 yr Do we get caveats that you aren't ruining your marriage and STD/new kid forcefields, or are all consequences on the table?
July 11, 20241 yr Author 41 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: Do we get caveats that you aren't ruining your marriage and STD/new kid forcefields, or are all consequences on the table? Yes. Rob Redford + Demi Moore proposition
July 11, 20241 yr You’re massively underestimating how much money 100k is to some posters on this board. That Whoopie / Rosie threesome isn’t outlandish to some of you for half that. And just to be the first to completely go against the clear instruction of the OP I’m going to say I’m willing to bang Gal Gadot for $100,000.00, or 364,053.50 shekels if that would make it easier for her.
July 11, 20241 yr We're not all lucky enough to be nurses here. 100k and no consequences other than my own emotional scarring there aren't many I'd turn down.
July 11, 20241 yr How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check.... .... .... .... Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money?
July 11, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, ajax said: How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check.... .... .... .... Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money? 30 seconds of your life is too much to ask?
July 11, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, Superhero said: 30 seconds of your life is too much to ask? Thirty seconds of humping, a lifetime of therapy
July 11, 20241 yr Dude, I'm all in on Tech Stocks, I'm flying high and have high standards. Huh? The market is doing what? F-me. I may be at the Sandra Bernhard level now, and another day like this and I'll be at the Carrot Top level.
July 11, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, closetohumping said: Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell I also know this board is full of wealthy people. my answer for now? Molly Shannon. Wait, are we paying or getting $100k? Not that it matters.
July 11, 20241 yr Author 14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Wait, are we paying or getting $100k? Not that it matters. Getting
July 11, 20241 yr 48 minutes ago, ajax said: Thirty seconds of humping, a lifetime of therapy Depends… how old are you and how long do you want to live?
July 11, 20241 yr I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them? Honey Boo Boo's mom? I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower. And neither do any of the rest of you
July 11, 20241 yr 35 minutes ago, BearSchlong said: Seriously. Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat. /andrewdiceclay She's got a pulse and she is breathing?
July 11, 20241 yr Author 1 hour ago, Macanudo said: She's got a pulse and she is breathing? Not after he’s done with her
July 12, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, uoftorange said: I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them? Honey Boo Boo's mom? I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower. And neither do any of the rest of you Yeah if no foreplay is required and they’ve been at least hosed down, I’d be happy to make $100k with anyone.
July 12, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, ajax said: How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check.... .... .... .... Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money? She’s fucking huge and very ugly for $250k, I’d let yall picks must be female, born a female Edited July 12, 20241 yr by tx 3 putt
July 12, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said: F-me. I may be at the Sandra Bernhard level now, Try to only stare @ her cans & don't look elsewhere. She's done noodz in @ least 1 movie & they are solid +D"s S.B. is proof that if you always show up on time & don't act a fool, there's a possibility you could get an acting gig.
July 12, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, BearSchlong said: Seriously. a hole, and the Glory Hole @ aggy library /CorpsOfCadets
July 12, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, uoftorange said: I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them? Honey Boo Boo's mom? I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower. And neither do any of the rest of you
July 12, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, uoftorange said: Honey Boo Boo's mom? Agree to disagree, as of yet I haven't needed viagra or the like. Lena Dunham or other gigantic wildebeests would break my streak. It would be like pulling on a piece of limp silicone.
July 12, 20241 yr Before or after taxes? I have to check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher tax bracket
July 12, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, The Dude said: Before or after taxes? I have to check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher tax bracket fify
July 13, 20241 yr On 7/11/2024 at 12:32 PM, uoftorange said: I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them? Honey Boo Boo's mom? I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower. And neither do any of the rest of you ok smart guy, honey boo boo’s mom but she hasn’t showered in two days, and she’s a heavy smoker. there’s a bag of crisp 100s that add up to 100k on the table next to her that you can have as soon as you blow your load inside her. you gonna get that money?
July 13, 20241 yr I checked and Martha isn't looking that bad. I don't see why banging her would be anything but easy money.
July 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Mo Horn said: Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking I would do her for like 5k to say I did
July 14, 20241 yr Author 2 hours ago, Mo Horn said: Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking Wouldn’t have to pay me but she can’t talk while it’s happenimg
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