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On 7/14/2024 at 6:01 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

No one living forever, why not?

 

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obviously. Ot an ugz but damn it it would be a grudge fuck

On 7/13/2024 at 10:10 AM, futureman said:

ok smart guy, honey boo boo’s mom but she hasn’t showered in two days, and she’s a heavy smoker.  there’s a bag of crisp 100s that add up to 100k on the table next to her that you can have as soon as you blow your load inside her.  you gonna get that money?

Yeah, the no shower thing is probably pretty close to a deal breaker.  I have a real issue with smell lol

 

On 7/13/2024 at 8:59 PM, Mo Horn said:

Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking

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Her talking would actually make it funny and more fun.  Especially if she starts quoting American Pie lines

11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Angela Reese 

One eye goes this way while the other eye goes the other way.

 

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16 hours ago, Deej said:

Caitlin Clark. 

This is a great fucking choice.

 

 

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

This is a great fucking choice.

no, it isn’t.  you wouldn’t request 100k for banging her, you’d just bang her

Chennedy Carter would be a better choice than Clark based on thread premise.  

1 hour ago, futureman said:

no, it isn’t.  you wouldn’t request 100k for banging her, you’d just bang her

I mean, if you're into wiry, horse-faced women. 

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23 hours ago, Deej said:

Caitlin Clark. 

 

22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Angela Reese 

If someone needs to pay you to bang either of them then you might be gay. NTTAWWT.

A better submission:

Breanna Stewart

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19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

If someone needs to pay you to bang either of them then you might be gay. NTTAWWT.

A better submission:

Breanna Stewart

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I’ll do you one betterVibing Womens Basketball GIF by Phoenix Mercury

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

If someone needs to pay you to bang either of them then you might be gay. NTTAWWT.

A better submission:

Breanna Stewart

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