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What you don't like the extra comments...."look at that lettuce" "ooh that goatee"

Here's hoping one of the kids win this....Witt or Gunnar

They may lose me before they ever hit a baseball. Worst anthem since Roseanne?

I will never hear a worse anthem. Change my mind. 

Holy shot the worst I’ve ever heard outside of Roseanne’s bit. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

She had to be deaf right?

Fixed

21 seems like should get you to final 4

5 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

It's Enrico Pallazzo!

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Holy fuck this is bad.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You're gonna get gassed when you're on the gas Aroidis 😆 🤣 

Still a little tired from crushing Astros pitching last October.

Witt's guy not helping him out much.

Well Pena threw half his pitches inside to Adolis.
Amazing he even got 18 off that shit.
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whose drunken, barred out daughter sang that anthem?

6 minutes ago, Derka said:

whose drunken, barred out daughter sang that anthem?

Are you drunken right now?

11 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Well Pena threw half his pitches inside to Adolis.
Amazing he even got 18 off that shit.

He was in good shape until he went regular season mode and swung at three straight bad ones to end it.

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7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Are you drunken right now?

well i won’t say that i am, and i won’t say that im not. but i will say that, yes, i am.

29 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Still a little tired from crushing Astros pitching last October.

One year deal with Satan, hope it was worth it 

6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

One year deal with Satan, hope it was worth it 

Y'all are acting like he's batting .150 and can't field a fly ball. 

4 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

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Please mark your ears safe from the national anthem. Your family is worried.

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Y'all are acting like he's batting .150 and can't field a fly ball. 

I meant the team. He'll have his own reckoning 

Seems like they only went to this BS format that sucks ass so people could gamble on the numbers on the bottom of the screen

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

For the love of fuck, this introduction guy is awful.

And they fucked up his mic. 

 

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Uh. This star spangled banner is a gag, right?

I was at a restaurant so I couldn't hear them but I assumed they were Dallas people and that they would be beyond terrible 

We muted it after "Oh say can."

I asked: what key is she singing it in, all of them?

It was a pretty clever line, I thought. 

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