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On 7/12/2025 at 10:47 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

A Presidential assassination attempt on live TV was basically swept under the rug and memory holed by everyone.  What a world. 

 

And zero medical records released 

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Did they lower the flag down into the shot? 

If I didn't know any better, I'd say it also looked like they were waiting for photographers to get into position before getting him off the stage. If I didn't know any better, of course. 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did they lower the flag down into the shot? 

If I didn't know any better, I'd say it also looked like they were waiting for photographers to get into position before getting him off the stage. If I didn't know any better, of course. 

That was my first thought too. Also, why did it take this long to release this footage? 

12 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

That was my first thought too. Also, why did it take this long to release this footage? 

There was absolutely no reason to prop him up in the middle of the stage like that. Right in front of the podium. Where he had just been standing. If there had been another shooter somewhere, he wouldn't have even needed to readjust his scope. Then you see that video, and it certainly appears as if they wait for the photographers before shuffling him off. 

Seriously, how long was he on that stage after being shot? 45 seconds? And about half of that was him standing up on his own feet, with his head clearly visible? Nothing about any of that makes sense. 

 

Nothing about that sequence makes any sense.

I don't do conspiracy theories, but FFS, that looks staged as fuck, right down to the guy directing the cameras and the flag being lowered into the shot.

Right as he hits the bottom of the stairs “it could just be his ear”; you’d think people would be getting the fuck out there.

They all acted like they knew with certainty that he was out of danger. Even Dotard. And like getting him off the stage was just precautionary. 

Imagine if there had been, say, four shooters. With some hiding in trees and shit. How could they have known otherwise?

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The amount of people that would have to be in on this and not leak anything ever, makes it impossible for this to be staged.  These idiots can’t even plan a bombing without accidentally leaking out attack plans.  

34 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The amount of people that would have to be in on this and not leak anything ever, makes it impossible for this to be staged.  These idiots can’t even plan a bombing without accidentally leaking out attack plans.  

Not to mention someone actually died.  But dammit, I WANT it to be staged because he didn't die and it's not fucking fair.  Fucking simulation.

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Can yall like, not bump this thread anymore until...you know...

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Imagine if there had been, say, four shooters.

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The amount of people that would have to be in on this and not leak anything ever, makes it impossible for this to be staged.  These idiots can’t even plan a bombing without accidentally leaking out attack plans.  

On the flip side, he led an unsuccessful coup attempt then convinced half of America that it was both an Antifa false flag and a peaceful protest while hundreds of insurrectionists were convicted of various crimes then was elected President again and then pardoned them all. He can also blame Ukraine for starting the invasion of Ukraine, etc etc
1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:

he led an unsuccessful coup attempt then convinced half of America that it was both an Antifa false flag and a peaceful protest while hundreds of insurrectionists were convicted of various crimes then was elected President again and then pardoned them all

This one sentence sums up the insanity of the entire last decade.  Any rational human would read it and think, "No way.  No fucking way".  

Yes way.  We live in an insane asylum.

Compare video of the Trump attempt with video of the attempt on Reagan.  The secret service had Reagan shoved in the limo and on the move in about 3 seconds, before Hinckley even got off his last shot

That worm Mike Johnson has the audacity to call it divine providence that trump was spared his assassination attempt. He didn’t mention the firefighter that was killed.

The reason trump lived wasn’t because of a fairytale deity stepping in, it was because the bullet went in one ear and out the other and killed the firefighter because there was nothing to stop it.

Not to mention that from my reading of the Bible, God redirecting that bullet seems more likely to be a judgement against our country rather than an endorsement of TFG.

8 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Compare video of the Trump attempt with video of the attempt on Reagan.  The secret service had Reagan shoved in the limo and on the move in about 3 seconds, before Hinckley even got off his last shot

well sure, but...that was before the secret service became "woke"...with DEI and all that.

Everytime I see this bumped, I gasp and clutch my pearls. Oh no! It can't be! The Great Man has been stolen away from us in his greatest moment!

Who will round up the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews?

Who will save us from the horrible criminals?

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38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

First time I've listened to the sound on that.  "We love you president trump!"  Holy shit, how pathetic.

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

First time I've listened to the sound on that.  "We love you president trump!"  Holy shit, how pathetic.

I have always envisioned it was this guy crying in that video ...

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First time I've listened to the sound on that.  "We love you president trump!"  Holy shit, how pathetic.

Do we know that video is real?

My instant reaction when I first saw it the day it happened was that it was staged - based on the way the Security Detail  surrounded Trump and then just stood there instead of whisking him right out of there.

But got damn, that angle makes it look more fake than anything else I've seen, by a mile. From the photographer casually moving around taking pics, to the lack of urgency in the crowd and the unconvincing shouts of "We love you", "Oh no. He's shot", the "USA USA" chant breaking out (WTaF), the flag being lowered into the shot, etc. 

Chilling stuff.

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5 minutes ago, wood said:

My instant reaction when I first saw the old video of that bs was that it was staged - based on the way the Security Detail  surrounded Trump and then just stood there instead of whisking him right out of there.

But got damn, that angle makes it look more fake than anything else I've seen, by a mile. From the photographer casually moving around taking pics, to the lack of urgency in the crowd and the unconvincing shouts of "We love you", "Oh no. He's shot", the "USA USA" chant breaking out (WTaF) etc. 

Chilling stuff.

Are we sure that was a real video? I mean it matches up with everything else we saw, but like you said, it makes it look so... orchestrated. And produced.

23 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Do we know that video is real?

there are about 3 minutes edited out.  

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Are we sure that was a real video? I mean it matches up with everything else we saw, but like you said, it makes it look so... orchestrated. And produced.

I dunno, but it looks real to me. Here (spoilered) is a different post of it that also points out how the guy moves the photogs over right by the steps as the Secret Service moves Trump down the steps, and just lets them stay there a few feet from Trump, with no concern at all for their safety & no concern that they could also be threats. Bizarre. If there was actually a shooter, nobody would be allowed to get that close.

IF this video is real, then it's obvious that the assassination attempt was faked imho.

 

Compare the SS reaction above to a different one where there was merely a protestor in the crowd at a rally. No weapon. No shots fired ...

 

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Lulz. None of that makes any sense. Prop him up in the middle of the stage and wait for photographers to be brought around. Just stand there for awhile.

Granted I've never gone through SS training, but wouldn't they have immediately surrounded him and basically carried him off the stage and thrown into the SUV, within about two seconds? We wouldn't have seen his face again that day, after he first hit the deck. 

It's not really a reach to think that someone on the campaign could've realized what a great photo opportunity it was. 

It was a mess, but some of that is also because the Secret Service has gone to absolute shit since Trump's first term.

The video is real. It was recorded by Trump superfan Blake Marnell aka Brick Suit.

 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Lulz. None of that makes any sense. Prop him up in the middle of the stage and wait for photographers to be brought around. Just stand there for awhile.

Granted I've never gone through SS training, but wouldn't they have immediately surrounded him and basically carried him off the stage and thrown into the SUV, within about two seconds? We wouldn't have seen his face again that day, after he first hit the deck. 

Contrast this to how the secret service behaved when Reagan was shot.  

 

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16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Contrast this to how the secret service behaved when Reagan was shot.  

Or when Buckwheat was shot....

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15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Or when Buckwheat was shot....

Sumbay, Doubby Sumbay

On 7/13/2024 at 7:06 PM, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

I’m really worried things are about to get bad.  This is a disaster.  
 

Anyone celebrating is what’s wrong with society.  Plus they are very short sighted

Yeah, this one aged poorly. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Or when Buckwheat was shot....

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This is so fucking wonderful.

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Page 1 of this is a hoot. Things would’ve been so much better if this fucker got popped and anybody who said it at the time was vilified.

 

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sumbay, Doubby Sumbay

Unce, tice, fee tines a MADY

The video is real. It was recorded by Trump superfan Blake Marnell aka Brick Suit.
 

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 

MA!!!   The Meatloaf!

Stay frosty!  Head on a swivel!  Watch your six!

The preferred term for us civilians is "Gray Man."

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Can we agree Republicans have no qualms about murdering one of their cult in furtherance of ratfuckery?

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