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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Inside job !!!!

If turnp helped plan his own fake assassination, is that an ‘official act’ ?

 

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  • This attempt is a consequence of Trump’s increasing rhetoric of violence 

  • It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Photo op aside, this actually makes Donald Trump look kind of weak and vulnerable.

You cannot be serious. He’s running against a guy that can’t close his mouth. And I’m not saying he’s a “loud mouth,” he physically can’t close it at times. I do the same listening to trump, but only because I’m dumbfounded.

Just now, Da Fino said:

You cannot be serious. He’s running against a guy that can’t close his mouth. And I’m not saying he’s a “loud mouth,” he physically can’t close it at times. I do the same listening to trump, but only because I’m dumbfounded.

I'm completely serious. I think Trump is the polar opposite of the image he likes to put forward. He's soft.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

I do find it interesting Trump didn’t get in front of a camera again the rest of the day for some defiant statement. He might’ve been too busy shitting himself.

He absolutely went into the butt-vomits once the adrenaline wore off.

19 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Maybe they were raptors testing the perimeter for the next Jurassic Park movie?

You clever girl. 

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I mean if true it was definitely missed by secret service, not really a debate.  Now if it’s true is a different question.  

Of course the Secret Service fucked up. I was responding to a post speculating that it could be intentional, which is a ridiculous idea and frankly irresponsible in a moment like this.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

He absolutely went into the butt-vomits once the adrenaline wore off.

As is his right 

5 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Was any credibility ever given to the shattered teleprompter shrapnel idea?

No. Teleprompters are intact in any pic you see after the shots

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I'm completely serious. I think Trump is the polar opposite of the image he likes to put forward. He's soft.

No shit. But have you seen his opponent? 

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

He absolutely went into the butt-vomits once the adrenaline wore off.


im sure they gave him double cake tonight for being a big boy !

Where are those teleprompters made anyway?  I assume it's a single, secure provider that does all the high-level ones?  

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#truth 

Maga will believe that a random pizza place is a running a child porn / smuggling ring, but turn their head when their leader is often tied to child rape …..

MAGA: "Pedophiles should be shot"

Also MAGA: "Oh no they shot my favorite pedophile, this is civil war!"

23 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Are you suggesting that people who were on the fence about Trump or are unalterably opposed to him, will now vote for him?

Yes

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

Hey, it's one of Captainantifas friends

 

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And what might that guy be doing to draw 3700 followers?

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It is pretty funny to see the kyle rittenhouse fan club go from cheering on shooting pedophiles to being glad one got away

Dropping this here to give credit where it’s due

26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

People that were going to sit on the couch will get out.  Makes the difference, who knows.  Am I voting for the guy who cant talk, I mean...stutters, or the guy who just knocked Johnny Footballs epic cotton bowl pic off the top of the podium. 

Your going to vote for someone because of a picture?

I know you're bullshitting, and you really get hard for project 2025, so let's not do that dumbass shit

53 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

 

I get people are geared up for violent retribution on behalf of Trump.  


If we go enter a civil war over Donald fucking Trump we deserve to. 

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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Saw that was debunked earlier. You can't find the source of the tweet from @dril because he never said it. 

The smartest people in the room sure are dumb as fuck.

Just now, SKJ said:

Your going to vote for someone because of a picture?

I know you're bullshitting, and you really get hard for project 2025, so let's not do that dumbass shit

The only thing about 2025 that gets me hard are the reactions to it.  But yes, seeing the reactions to the bullshit CNN headlines "Trump falls at rally due to loud noises" etc., from Portnoy, Travis, etc. is a pretty, pretty good feeling.  I realized years ago I'm not really affected by the President, other than a few justices, so mainly here for the lulz. 

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The only thing about 2025 that gets me hard are the reactions to it.  But yes, seeing the reactions to the bullshit CNN headlines "Trump falls at rally due to loud noises" etc., from Portnoy, Travis, etc. is a pretty, pretty good feeling.  I realized years ago I'm not really affected by the President, other than a few justices, so mainly here for the lulz. 

If it doesn’t affect you, congrats. But then why not think in terms of those it does affect, instead of checking out?

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Just now, fattyflattie said:

The only thing about 2025 that gets me hard are the reactions to it.  But yes, seeing the reactions to the bullshit CNN headlines "Trump falls at rally due to loud noises" etc., from Portnoy, Travis, etc. is a pretty, pretty good feeling.  I realized years ago I'm not really affected by the President, other than a few justices, so mainly here for the lulz. 

Oh, so it's just like how we react when y'all get all bent out of shape about wokeness and reverse racism and stuff.

 

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The only thing about 2025 that gets me hard are the reactions to it.  But yes, seeing the reactions to the bullshit CNN headlines "Trump falls at rally due to loud noises" etc., from Portnoy, Travis, etc. is a pretty, pretty good feeling.  I realized years ago I'm not really affected by the President, other than a few justices, so mainly here for the lulz. 

Oooooookay

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The only thing about 2025 that gets me hard are the reactions to it.  But yes, seeing the reactions to the bullshit CNN headlines "Trump falls at rally due to loud noises" etc., from Portnoy, Travis, etc. is a pretty, pretty good feeling.  I realized years ago I'm not really affected by the President, other than a few justices, so mainly here for the lulz. 

First,  what does most of this even mean?

 

And again... I know you're just full of shit,  because I've never put anyone on ignore,  and have read your posts. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If it doesn’t affect you, congrats. But then why not think in terms of those it does affect, instead of checking out?

Because poors are gross.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If it doesn’t affect you, congrats. But then why not think in terms of those it does affect, instead of checking out?

Because it’s all a big joke to him and those like him. It’s for the lulz. If it makes libs mad, then it’s worth it all!

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The only thing about 2025 that gets me hard are the reactions to it.  But yes, seeing the reactions to the bullshit CNN headlines "Trump falls at rally due to loud noises" etc., from Portnoy, Travis, etc. is a pretty, pretty good feeling.  I realized years ago I'm not really affected by the President, other than a few justices, so mainly here for the lulz. 

That headline came out moments after it happened, it’s not some gotcha, it’s what was known at the time, that’s what news should do. They sent out more updates as more things came to light real time. Those reaction videos were 45 minutes later.

39 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

the guy who just knocked Johnny Footballs epic cotton bowl pic off the top of the podium. 

You’re an agtard? Checks out.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So help them become not poor?

That’s socialism!

9 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Saw that was debunked earlier. You can't find the source of the tweet from @dril because he never said it. 

Well, no shit, Sherlock.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So help them become not poor?

What? Republicans only help those who have the means to help themselves.

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Both Quinn and Arch shared the bloody fist pump on their stories.

That pic is the new Che Guevara

I have no idea if this is true - it would be dumb of them simply from a PR perspective - but if so:

Wealthy southern white kids are Republicans, news at 11. I'd have guessed that if asked to pick.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

You know what’s strange? I’ve been out all evening at bars and restaurants and haven’t heard a single person mention it. 

Yeah, same. I think part of it is that: 1.) We're desensitized to crazy shit as a society; 2.) No one really wants to talk about it, whether that's not knowing what to say, not wanting to raise the temperature, or being scared; and 3.) I mean, at the end of the day it was a miss and he appears to be fine. The shooter is dead. There isn't much to talk about now. FBI needs to investigate and we'll see what the impact on the election is (I suspect it was just delivered to Trump).

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I keep hearing/reading something akin to this.  I'm not picking sides, or taking up arms.  But can somebody just explain to me like where the Civil War is going to be held?  Is like a solid red state like Nebraska invades a solid blue state like Illinois and just gets shredded as they approach Chicago?  Are we doing this in random battlefields/national forests?  I get the socio-political differences, but nobody has explained the logistics yet.  Somebody invades Texas to reinforce it for Trump?  Good luck holding a position in 7 major metros with 30 million people between them with 3700 fat dudes in tac vests and lift kits. 

Simmering low grade violence across the country. Increasing attacks on political figures, journalists, schools/universities, churches, businesses in heavily partisan areas, etc. This will likely come disproportionately from MAGA given both 1.) They are generally more inclined and enthusiastic about it, and better armed; and 2.) They will have institutional support from the feds and GOP state governments.

Society doesn't completely collapse - that's not profitable, after all - but starts to resemble Mexico or Brazil more than Europe, Canada, Japan/Korea, or AUS/NZ.

4 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

His SS and local police was just inept.  Speaks to the SS members that are on his detail. 

Are you saying the Secret Service didn’t send their best?

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

We’re getting Texags-ed boys. Even surly isn’t safe from what’s coming I guess. 

Why @immamac is letting @blacklab pull this bullshit is puzzling. 

Just now, Covri said:

That headline came out moments after it happened, it’s not some gotcha, it’s what was known at the time, that’s what news should do. They sent out more updates as more things came to light real time. Those reaction videos were 45 minutes later.

Lulz. Within moments the secret service perforated a man on a rooftop.   Pretty fucking sure it wasn't difficult to know what happened before it took the time to post the headline. 

36 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

He’s hiding lifts. 

Be cooler if he was wearing flip flops. He isn’t Tom Cruise short though. Maybe thats why his shoes came off though. Lifts, 

4 hours ago, CoTex said:

1.  Law enforcement failure.  Plain and simple.

We just thought MAGA hated law enforcement before today.

I’ve been at events a couple times where Secret Service got the list of names and ran them a week before.  Day of event, everything was cleared for a long way away.  This guy in the grass 100-150 feet away with a long rifle that’s a really really bad shot evidently seems unreal.  

34 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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I'm sure that's totally not a troll who constantly changes their username to match people in the news...

oh wait, it is.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

We just thought MAGA hated law enforcement before today.

Only when they put white people in danger. Everyone else is support the blue baby

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