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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This website is full of the weirdest people 

New motto?

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  • This attempt is a consequence of Trump’s increasing rhetoric of violence 

  • It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.

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hope their sniper fantasies include bringing sufficient snacks this time.

You know, their ignorant arrogance is actually one of the things I enjoy about this sick timeline. Lots of us have boxes of green tips at home as well. But we won’t cosplay when the shit goes down. They are performative clowns. The rest of us give a shit about the ultimate outcome. Shoot and scoot is the name of the game. Bring it, fascists.
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35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh boy

 

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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, it's all dipshits on social media. But there also dipshits in this thread acting like it was staged. The most straightforward answer is not very fun, that LEO and SS just fucked up royally and we were lucky that the shooter was bad at his aim. If he had been more accurate, we would've had a nation altering event. One I'm not very sure we could've come back from given the level of anger. 

This is absolutely where I am. There were fuckups and we also live in a country where there is no barrier to a 20 year old misfit laying his hands on a carbine and some 5.56. It’s extremely easy and frictionless to get into violent extremism.  

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 


Republicans gov candidate for NC openly called for violence this week 

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

What does one thing have to do with the other in your 90 IQ, junior college dropout broken brain? Do you think that someone getting a dui, whether it “could’ve killed anybody” - or even if it did kill somebody- means it’s ok to laugh at them when someone caves their skull in with a hammer? Or only if they are gay?

It took awhile to get through all 28 pages of this thread, but congrats on posting the most inaccurate take on here. You can give MNLonghornFUKM an extra 15 IQ points and he still won't sniff 90. Not quite Rocko stupid, but not far from it. 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is absolutely where I am. There were fuckups and we also live in a country where there is no barrier to a 20 year old misfit laying his hands on a carbine and some 5.56. It’s extremely easy and frictionless to get into violent extremism.  

I want to see what was on his phone and what social media he was consuming.

12 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Consider that people have been investigating and arguing over JFK's assassination for over sixty years and have not learned a damn thing not known a year after it happened.


the Oliver stone on yesterdays events will be great. John Candy should have won the Oscar for his role in jfk 

 

 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want to see what was on his phone and what social media he was consuming.


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12 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Nah. Being a broke, lonely, childless beta pussy makes he/him a leftist.

lol “beta”

You’re alpha like this guy

 

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38 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:


Bullshit. This isn’t Jimmy Carter heading over to build a habitat for humanity house. That gets a former President detail. The detail for the presumptive opposition candidate gets better than this.

The head of the SS is a diversity maven. Details like this the members are supposed to be as tall or taller than the primary; Trump is 6’3”. The videos of the women on the detail are keystone kops; one can’t holster her weapon.

I would expect Trump gets all new crew going forward.

The head of the USSS worked for them almost 30 years and was hired away from being chief of security for a multinational corporation with income greater than many nations’ GDP.  Aside from having a vagina, what is “DEI” about her? 

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Both sides 🤪

But sure all of that language is idiotic when it’s not founded in reality (which is pretty much all of it) regardless of who’s spouting it.

 

8 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Hahaha you wish!

I'm indifferent. I was just going with the whole every accusation is a confession bit. I also have difficulty believing you can function independently in society. 

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lol “beta”
You’re alpha like this guy
 
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The surest way to determining that someone is far, far from being an alpha is that they use the term “beta.” It’s pretty much a 100% correlation.
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6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It took awhile to get through all 28 pages of this thread, but congrats on posting the most inaccurate take on here. You can give MNLonghornFUKM an extra 15 IQ points and he still won't sniff 90. Not quite Rocko stupid, but not far from it. 

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey! I'm not childless. 

You’ve had sex with a woman? Hell, that puts you in the Supreme Alpha tier of online MAGA. 

I don't put too much past Dotard, but neither CNN or MSNBC are even suggesting it was staged. If they had suspicions they would mention it. And even a slightly off shot Dotard is dead. 3 others shot and 1 dead certainly doesn't suggest staged.

CNN just said Crooks is a registered Republican, but he donated to democratic PAC's and voted for Hillary and Joe. That's kinda strange.

We haven't had a good batshit crazy left wing conspiracy in a while. Fuck it, let's do it.

16 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

The Left has weaponized the DOJ and just a few hours ago attempted the political assassination of the opposition’s candidate. Yet MAGA wants blood in the streets? Ok dude.

 

1 hour ago, Creasy Bear said:

Fuck off you leftist piece of shit. 

 

16 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Nah. Being a broke, lonely, childless beta pussy makes he/him a leftist.

 

10 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Hahaha you wish!

 

These posts are a sign of a deeply unwell psyche.

 

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1 minute ago, Hard Times said:

 

CNN just said Crooks is a registered Republican, but he donated to democratic PAC's and voted for Hillary and Joe. That's kinda strange.

He was 12 and 16 for those elections

47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh boy

 


and no response / reaction from those sniper teams before shots fired ?

Seems like they had plenty of time to identify a shooter and weapon before that officer makes it to the roof ?

another piece that doesn’t fit in all this 

 

I’ll ask again, how is FoxNews covering all this if Biden was up on that stage and raising his fist to the crowd. After asking to get his shoes before being evacuated ?

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2 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

voted for Hillary and Joe. That's kinda strange.

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2 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

I don't put too much past Dotard, but neither CNN or MSNBC are even suggesting it was staged. If they had suspicions they would mention it. And even a slightly off shot Dotard is dead. 3 others shot and 1 dead certainly doesn't suggest staged.

CNN just said Crooks is a registered Republican, but he donated to democratic PAC's and voted for Hillary and Joe. That's kinda strange.

Somehow I doubt he was voting when he was 12 years old

Just now, NorthLoop said:

He was 12 and 16 for those elections

Just quoting news sources, obviously CNN is wrong, probably father, but why do they keep saying he was a registered Republican, but donated to Democratic PAC's?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll ask again, how is FoxNews covering all this if Biden was up on that stage and raising his fist to the crowd. After asking to get his shoes before being evacuated ?

I'll ask the better question: who cares?

1 minute ago, ultimaton said:

Somehow I doubt he was voting when he was 12 years old


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12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want to see what was on his phone and what social media he was consuming.

It’s gonna end up being just the stupidest hodgepodge of junk with no-coherence and we will pore over it hoping to find something out rather than accepting that we are awash in guns and nearly all the killing is because we can’t keep them away from angry men whose brains have not fully developed.  From gang violence to school shootings to this, we have a problem because young men have guns. 

Just now, aggie08 said:

I'll ask the better question: who cares?


Id expect that response from a radical right nut job 🤔🤔🤔🤔

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

We haven't had a good batshit crazy left wing conspiracy in a while. Fuck it, let's do it.

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Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

It’s gonna end up being just the stupidest hodgepodge of junk with no-coherence and we will pore over it hoping to find something out rather than accepting that we are awash in guns and nearly all the killing is because we can’t keep them away from angry men whose brains have not fully developed.  From gang violence to school shootings to this, we have a problem because young men have guns. 


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14 minutes ago, yoladu said:

you'd think a news service like reuters would have corrected that article by now.

They don’t have to correct anything really. They said crooks “appears” to have made a small donation in the article I found. He is definitely the guy that registered as a Republican though, and they don’t use the “appears” language for that. Idk. But seems like the two people with same name thing lines up (other guy in Pittsburgh and is a democrat) unless someone fabricated it. I definitely did not check that. And will correct what I said if I was fooled. 

6 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

I don't put too much past Dotard, but neither CNN or MSNBC are even suggesting it was staged. If they had suspicions they would mention it. And even a slightly off shot Dotard is dead. 3 others shot and 1 dead certainly doesn't suggest staged.

CNN just said Crooks is a registered Republican, but he donated to democratic PAC's and voted for Hillary and Joe. That's kinda strange.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


Id expect that response from a radical right nut job 🤔🤔🤔🤔

What? aggie08 is good people. 

Just now, Pancho said:

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The media certainly is, and on crack too.

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

He was 12 and 16 for those elections

Maybe there’s another dude in PA with same name that’s an old man and Democrat. 




 
I’ll ask again, how is FoxNews covering all this if Biden was up on that stage and raising his fist to the crowd. After asking to get his shoes before being evacuated ?


I'm not sure what you're asking. That action is completely on brand for Trump. Biden is an 81 year old with dementia and a movement disorder, if he did the same we'd be wondering how his health and mental status had improved so much in such a short time.
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I just can't muster a fuck to give except we're in for several months of some of the most rank hypocrisy ever seen from a band of people who were already the most hypocritical hypocrites of all time. They call for and celebrate political violence at every turn. Some looney does it the other way and pearls are all clutched. If Jan. 6 didn't result in auto disqualification for dotard, this shouldn't make a huge difference at the polls, but we are a fundamentally stupid country, so I'm sure it will. "He calls for political violence, inspired and egged on Jan. 6, says he'll suspend the constitution, and implement christian jihad style nationalism, while deporting ethnic minorities, and will cancel future elections, but someone clipped his ear, I guess he's the right guy for the job!"

This SS briefing just oozes competence.  

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

This SS briefing just oozes competence.  

So it's like a Trump administration briefing?

Maybe with an attempt on his life, he'll decide life is to short and that maybe getting out of the limelight and spending time with his family is.... aw fuck it, I can't even finish this.

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

 

 

 

These posts are a sign of a deeply unwell psyche.

 

Probably has brainworms similar to RFK Jr. I would steer clear.

33 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, likely domestic abuser whose family is terrified of him

He probably diddles kids in church.

Maybe our citizenry should be less armed if the “good guys with guns” are a bunch of Uvalde-type pussy cops. Just a thought. 

36 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So... You live in your parent's basement, don't you?

 

35 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, likely domestic abuser whose family is terrified of him

These things aren’t mutually exclusive 

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I never realized so many people don’t like Donald Trump. Kind of eye opening. 

3 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I never realized so many people don’t like Donald Trump. Kind of eye opening. 

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35 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want to see what was on his phone and what social media he was consuming.

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Just now, nineliveslost said:

Surly CR?🤣

Well if he's really a Republican then it's more likely Surly Daily Texan. 

6 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I never realized so many people don’t like Donald Trump. Kind of eye opening. 

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