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12 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

with receipts.

This is the post you were responding to. I think it was and continues to be a fair question. Read the thread Mr receipt keeper. 
 

On 7/16/2024 at 9:28 PM, Anastasis said:

Curious, do y’all talk like this around normal people irl?

 

I am not referring to the last post exclusively, but some of the shit broadly registered in the course of this thread. Cause some of y’all be wilding  

 

 

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2 hours ago, sidis said:

this is what is called a non-sequitur, fatty. that is not remotely responsive to my post. instead, it is a clear mischaracterization of what american protestors are generally protesting by wrongfully imposing the antisemitic grievances of hamas (a largely antisemitic organization engaged in terrorism) onto americans protesting the biden administration's financial, logistic, and militaristic support in waging a campaign of violence across gaza that has killed approximately 35,000 people. i know you don't trade in nuance or even basic comprehension of...really anything...but while i am sure these pithy thoughts are super profound/hilarious to you and your numbnut friends sitting around the gun range in montgomery county, they certainly are not persuasive to anyone with critical thinking and reasoning ability.

trying to reframe what a subset of palestinian immigrant students when they have a unique interest in the conflict onto the democratic party is stupid. it used to be the case that you could say trying to reframe and impose what a bunch of extremist white supremacists idiotically chant at their dumbfuck rallies onto the republican party (or southern dems prior to the 70's) is stupid. unfortunately, that is no longer the case.

What a waste of energy this comment is.  There is 0% chance fatty’s dumb fucking ass will understand it.

I have been thinking a lot about dumbfucks and what a problem they are.  About how stupid motherfuckers nowadays are so firm in their belief that they have a valid opinion and that their voice deserves equal if not more volume in every conversation, regardless of topic and how little ability they have to comprehend the nuances involved.  It makes me think of the movie Good Will Hunting.  People love that movie because the hero literally and figuratively beats up on intellectuals without having to do much work.  I figure most folks who vote for Trump probably know they’re not Will, but they might think they’re Ben Affleck’s character and that some dumbass shitbird like Trump or MTG or Charlie fucking Kirk is a real life Will Hunting.  But in reality, the average Trump voter, including fatty, is most closely akin to the crackhead girl Will recognizes from juvee while he’s talking to Minnie Driver on the phone in jail, and there is no Will Hunting; there’s just Ben Affleck’s dumbass dressed in a ridiculous suit yelling “RETAINERRRR”.

3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

What a waste of energy this comment is.  There is 0% chance fatty’s dumb fucking ass will understand it.

I have been thinking a lot about dumbfucks and what a problem they are.  About how stupid motherfuckers nowadays are so firm in their belief that they have a valid opinion and that their voice deserves equal if not more volume in every conversation, regardless of topic and how little ability they have to comprehend the nuances involved.  It makes me think of the movie Good Will Hunting.  People love that movie because the hero literally and figuratively beats up on intellectuals without having to do much work.  I figure most folks who vote for Trump probably know they’re not Will, but they might think they’re Ben Affleck’s character and that some dumbass shitbird like Trump or MTG or Charlie fucking Kirk is a real life Will Hunting.  But in reality, the average Trump voter, including fatty, is most closely akin to the crackhead girl Will recognizes from juvee while he’s talking to Minnie Driver on the phone in jail, and there is no Will Hunting; there’s just Ben Affleck’s dumbass dressed in a ridiculous suit yelling “RETAINERRRR”.

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6 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

there’s just Ben Affleck’s dumbass dressed in a ridiculous suit yelling “RETAINERRRR”.

I would give my left nut for an American conservative movement built of people with the decency, ethics, and intelligence of Affleck's character in Good Will Hunting.

Ben Affleck has the oddest disconnect between shitty actor and good director I can possibly imagine.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ben Affleck has the oddest disconnect between shitty actor and good director I can possibly imagine.

Ron Howard says "hi" 😉

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I would give my left nut for an American conservative movement built of people with the decency, ethics, and intelligence of Affleck's character in Good Will Hunting.

Good point.  I take it back, fuck that analogy.

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1 minute ago, Don Johnson said:

 

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2 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

‘He’s just like us’

99.5% of Surly 

6 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

‘He’s just like us’

99.5% of Surly 

Yeah GIF

 

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6 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

 

That post-nut clarity didn't exactly help his aim, did it.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That post-nut clarity didn't exactly help his aim, did it.

 

 

Too much oxytocin apparently

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

This is the post you were responding to. I think it was and continues to be a fair question. Read the thread Mr receipt keeper. 
 

 

Not that post. This one:

On 7/16/2024 at 10:15 PM, Anastasis said:

It's amazing actually, total disconnect from reality.  

Again, try using your words to explain why you think what you do.

 

Edit: Check out the Zappa interview. Lofton made similar claims anout Zappa’s understanding of events and their meaning amd the future consequences.

He was as wrong as you were, when you clamed new Texas laws would not put women with problem pregnancies  at risk.

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1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 

(C-Man makes mental note to clear browsing history.)

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

(C-Man makes mental note to clear browsing history.)

If I were an investigator, I would actually find you to be more unusual if you didn't look at porn.  I would sort of automatically lump you into lunatic status.  

45 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Not that post. This one:

Again, try using your words to explain why you think what you do.

That one, part of this series which spun up in response to the comparison of Republicans to Japanese fighter and bomber planes attacking pearl harbor and Americans picking up weapons to fight back? On a thread about the assassination attempt against Trump? You must have a really "interesting" internal monologue. 

On 7/16/2024 at 10:14 PM, Rex Kramer said:

No. There’s a complete lack of logic and perspective in this forum. 

On 7/16/2024 at 10:15 PM, Anastasis said:

It's amazing actually, total disconnect from reality.  

Yeah, was and is still accurate. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

That one, part of this series which spun up in response to the comparison of Republicans to Japanese fighter and bomber planes attacking pearl harbor and Americans picking up weapons to fight back? On a thread about the assassination attempt against Trump? You must have a really "interesting" internal monologue. 

Yeah, was and is still accurate. 

And you are still an idiot who acts like they are above the frey by pontificating with faux intellectualism and both sides bullshit.  You are a white male, and you give zero fucks about the Americans that Trump and his ilk are bound and determined to make second class citizens because it does not impact you.  I feel sorry for any of the women in your life. 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And you are still an idiot who acts like they are above the frey by pontificating with faux intellectualism and both sides bullshit.  You are a white male, and you give zero fucks about the Americans that Trump and his ilk are bound and determined to make second class citizens because it does not impact you.  I feel sorry for any of the women in your life. 

"fray"

 

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10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And you are still an idiot who acts like they are above the frey by pontificating with faux intellectualism and both sides bullshit.  You are a white male, and you give zero fucks about the Americans that Trump and his ilk are bound and determined to make second class citizens because it does not impact you.  I feel sorry for any of the women in your life. 

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99.9% of my Internet searches are for porn or to convert some metric unit into freedom units. And this mother fucker thinks he's special because he tried to shoot an ex-President.

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I'm with Arya. Fuck the Freys.

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2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

What a waste of energy this comment is.  There is 0% chance fatty’s dumb fucking ass will understand it.

I have been thinking a lot about dumbfucks and what a problem they are.  About how stupid motherfuckers nowadays are so firm in their belief that they have a valid opinion and that their voice deserves equal if not more volume in every conversation, regardless of topic and how little ability they have to comprehend the nuances involved.  It makes me think of the movie Good Will Hunting.  People love that movie because the hero literally and figuratively beats up on intellectuals without having to do much work.  I figure most folks who vote for Trump probably know they’re not Will, but they might think they’re Ben Affleck’s character and that some dumbass shitbird like Trump or MTG or Charlie fucking Kirk is a real life Will Hunting.  But in reality, the average Trump voter, including fatty, is most closely akin to the crackhead girl Will recognizes from juvee while he’s talking to Minnie Driver on the phone in jail, and there is no Will Hunting; there’s just Ben Affleck’s dumbass dressed in a ridiculous suit yelling “RETAINERRRR”.

Well…yeah. I mean when a significant portion of the power system spends the better part of a half century singing the praises of how super duper star spangled awesome it is to be an anti-intellectual, you’re going to come away with people who think they can be informed without ever reading a relevant book about the topic. 

55 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"fray"

Well, you told her.

3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Was the search "Aggy sheep train"???

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

What a waste of energy this comment is.  There is 0% chance fatty’s dumb fucking ass will understand it.

Snake diggity, a poster that exudes intelligence with every keystroke.  Fucking L. O. L.   
 

There are plenty of posters that could have written your post and it meant something.  You, however, are not that guy.  

Just now, fattyflattie said:

Snake diggity, a poster that exudes intelligence with every keystroke.  Fucking L. O. L.   
 

There are plenty of posters that could have written your post and it meant something.  You, however, are not that guy.  

And yet, you respond.

Just now, Snake Diggity said:

And yet, you respond.

I found it funny enough to warrant some recognition.  

4 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Well…yeah. I mean when a significant portion of the power system spends the better part of a half century singing the praises of how super duper star spangled awesome it is to be an anti-intellectual, you’re going to come away with people who think they can be informed without ever reading a relevant book about the topic. 

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Yeah, funny movie and all but I came away thinking it glorified the idea that if you're white American you can do any stupid shit and still be a Senator. 40 years later I was right - Markwayne, Mike Lee, come on down.  

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This was a practice run for Putin / sending Trump a message to get his shit together ?

This could go here.  Or the BPT thread.

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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This was a practice run for Putin / sending Trump a message to get his shit together ?

Very connected to reality. 

Everything is a conspiracy!

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7 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

 

If I know I'm about to die in the next hour, I'm honestly not sure I wouldn't rub one out for the road.

This is why I want to die an old man in a strip club.

16 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

 

 

 

 

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RIP Corey. 

 

Without DEI, how is anyone going to get a fair shake as a redhead?

Everything is a conspiracy!

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Btw, the same guy who posted this dropped another nugget about Nixon being “framed.” After I asked if I’d been taking crazy pills, he posted a Joe Rogan/Tucker Carlson video. Naturally, I didn’t bother. Is this a thing in conspiracy MAGA land?
8 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

 

He spent his day coming and going 

So, like any sane person could have figured out immediately (with 95% confidence) this had nothing to do with politics and was just another mentally unstable person that we as a country were glad to give access to a weapon of war.   Awesome. Great country.  At least I know I’m free as the bearded 20th century poet Lee greenwood opined.  
 

 

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10 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

If I die in my sleep, they'll be able to say the same of me. And it wont matter which night it happens.

1 hour ago, Burt said:

If I die in my sleep, they'll be able to say the same of me. And it wont matter which night it happens.


hopefully they don’t find this website 

14 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Speaker Johnson clutches pearls. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


hopefully they don’t find this website 

They’ll make room for you on Mr. Rushmore for your contributions on the Boobs, Ass & Snappy threads in IPIHB Forum. 

51 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They’ll make room for you on Mr. Rushmore for your contributions on the Boobs, Ass & Snappy threads in IPIHB Forum. 

Mrs. Rushmore might have something to say about that. 

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