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We examined the former President and found the wound(Nick) non life threatening. He was treated with a couple of children’s aspirin(chewables) and given a scooby doo band-aid to cover wound and sent home. 

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We examined the former President and found the wound(Nick) non life threatening. He was treated with a couple of children’s aspirin(chewables) and given a scooby doo band-aid to cover wound and sent home. 
"We examined the former President and found the wound (a dangerous insult to the upper ear cartilage) to be one of the most severe injuries ever recorded and was similar to that of a valiant Revolutionary Patriot from the battle of Lexington & Concord.
 
The former President, Mr. Trump (who is a fine specimen of humanity and healthier than most triathletes or bodybuilders from 35 years of age) was advised to have 1,776 stitches to secure the wound site & his complete head wrapped in a 3" bandage to ensure a proper retained fitment and potential reconstructive surgery could be performed.
Being such a healthy & conscientious apecimen of male virility, he refused su j basic medical advice & instead, allowed Melania to apply a small 4×4 bandage after first having Eric, Don jr. & Ivanka bring some soil from Arlington National Cemetery & do a procedure that is clinically known as "rub some dirt on it" (while Melania kissed his boo-boo & said "Here, this will make it better").
The former President Mr. Trump was advised to take a 3 week rest with round-the-clock medical attention at one of his palatial Estates (the only type of place befitting a billionaire of his stature), however he refused such attention stating firmly "This, I cannot do.  I simply *must*,go back out in public to do what the people have asked me to do & that is to become the next sitting President of the United States of America... & occasionally spend the night in that dump of a building, the House in D.C. that's kinda off to the side of the shopping mall or something like that."
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In further news, it has been revealed that part of Mr. Trump, the former President, had part of his ear carried into the body of Patriotic Corey Comperatore who died as a result of this assassination attempt.
Patriotic Mr. Comparators has since ascended to Heaven where he has become the newest Saint, fighting the fires of Hell so that others may survive damnable fates.  Without the infusion of Mr. Trump's flesh & divine ear, this would not be possible.
 
 

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Both Jon Stewart and Dave Chappelle had a field day on the hole in the ear and the bandage last night. It was even funnier when they came onstage together and played off each other.

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2 cm?  That's roughly the size of a US nickel.  I imagine most MAGAts belive that myth, though.

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Suppose this could go on the Facebook thread too….

22 hours ago, CTC2 said:

They don’t want you to see the CT of his brain that is the standard of care for an injury like his.  

For an ear nick?

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

For an ear nick?

I mean, don't they show degenerative issues?

There wasn't any political meat on the none for either side to run with. No manifestos or correspondence with antifa or militias. Lone crazy gunner only kills one adult is a pretty boring story these days, even with a high profile target.

Epstein was “safe” in jail too

4 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Yes. It’s actually a real phenomenon that was discovered with high velocity projectiles coming close to the head during war. 
 

https://www.rawstory.com/amp/trump-traumatic-brain-injury-symptoms-doctor-2668782177

“That is essentially what the president is saying happened here.”

Former president. And if he’s saying it, he’s lying. He also talked during his speech at the convention about how much the ear bleeds and how much he bled.

He didn’t bleed that much. He just exaggerates EVERYTHING.

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23 hours ago, yoladu said:

some medical professionals from the more conspiratorial corners of the internet have questioned the bandage he has been wearing.

very unconventional, at best, apparently.

As an EMT of about 30 years, with ER experience as well, I've never seen anything that looked remotely like that 'bandage' lol.

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The Secret Service hearing is about to start. I assume some  this will be televised. Because CNN has cameras in the room. 

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Anyone think she stays in charge? 

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Jamie Raskin (Dem) is asking really good questions. They are ripping her. 

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On 7/21/2024 at 5:53 AM, Underdog said:

We examined the former President and found the wound(Nick) non life threatening. He was treated with a couple of children’s aspirin(chewables) and given a scooby doo band-aid to cover wound and sent home. 

Don’t forget about his special treat at Chuck E Cheese

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I’m not sure why the SS Dir came on the Hill to answer questions. The House Oversight Committee (both Dems and Repubs) are frustrated. There is not much she is answering. Frustrating. LE believed the shooter was suspicious but he was not deemed a threat. There is a difference. That’s what I have so far. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not sure why the SS Dir came on the Hill to answer questions. The House Oversight Committee (both Dems and Repubs) are frustrated. There is not much she is answering. Frustrating. LE believed the shooter was suspicious but he was not deemed a threat. There is a difference. That’s what I have so far. 

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She is talking loops, essentially the equivalent of, "on the advice of my attorney I am invoking my 5th amendment rights"

The Democrats are asking a lot of good questions: ultimately for me it boils down to (1) biggest SS failure since 1981 (we know they have had tremendous success—hence why it has been 43 years) (2) the future protection of Harris, her VP, Vance and Trump this election  cycle. Do people feel confident about the SS Dir? This election was already divisive. Harris may even be a bigger target than Trump due to racist assholes and those panicking about the sea change of the Dem ticket. 
 

I just don’t feel confident in Kimberly Cheatle’s ability to be the director. The answers she is giving aren’t inspiring confidence. 

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The Democrats are asking a lot of good questions: ultimately for me it boils down to (1) biggest SS failure since 1981 (we know they have had tremendous success—hence why it has been 43 years) (2) the future protection of Harris, her VP, Vance and Trump this election  cycle. Do people feel confident about the SS Dir? This election was already divisive. Harris may even be a bigger target than Trump due to racist assholes and those panicking about the sea change of the Dem ticket. 
 

I just don’t feel confident in Kimberly Cheatle’s ability to be the director. The answers she is giving aren’t inspiring confidence. 

100%

So, we know she has no communication with the FBI.  What an embarrassment.  

Watching this bipartisan take down of Cheatle one would think a resignation would be forthcoming or morale will be shit. 

This is amazing fucking theater and she gonna cry in the car.

2 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

This is amazing fucking theater and she gonna cry in the car.

The questions and comments from both sides are outstanding. Bipartisan take down. This isn’t political. She is giving no answers to the committee that seems to have more info than she does. The committee is pissed. She is still evaluating things. This inspires zero confidence for any public official being protected. She should resign. If memory serves the SS Director resigned after Reagan. The committee is going to recommend she be removed. I assume Biden fires her after this. The committee is destroying her. Her answers suck. 

On 7/21/2024 at 7:18 AM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Wait. Like a lizard can regrow a tail? I didn't know humans could ...*GASP*!!!!!

David Icke shakes his head at your ignorance of our Reptilian Overlord menace.

All of them screaming at her: it’s been nine days damnit. Jesus. Democrat just saying it’s my recommendation that you be fired and fired immediately. 100% agreement with all of them which is rare. Their recommendation will be she is fired. I don’t see it happening any other way. 

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25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Reminds me how much Rudy Giuliani milked 9/11 well past the time people gave a shit.

What burns them up the most? If this was any other president, people would have actually cared deep down instead of this performative pearl clutching.

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Lemme put that in sane terms:

"Lizard-brained moron, not bothering to or even capable of thinking there could be an additional threat, needlessly and stupidly exposed himself to a potential second shooter."  He's this guy:

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Not a smart soldier there.  Would you want to be in a foxhole with someone that fucking stupid?

25 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Reminds me how much Rudy Giuliani milked 9/11 well past the time people gave a shit.

What burns them up the most? If this was any other president, people would have actually cared deep down instead of this performative pearl clutching.

A lot more people would be sympathetic if Trump weren't such an unsympathetic shit-heel. These weirdos don't seem to understand how human relations work. If you're decent to others, they'll be nice to you. Mindblowing information, I realize. Maybe the problem is that all these goobers and goons just need to go back to kindergarten.

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A lot more people would be sympathetic if Trump weren't such an unsympathetic shit-heel. These weirdos don't seem to understand how human relations work. If you're decent to others, they'll be nice to you. Mindblowing information, I realize. Maybe the problem is that all these goobers and goons just need to go back to kindergarten.

they never left. 

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

they never left. 

They skipped it and went straight to middle school.

12 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Complete embarrassment this person is running the Secret Service. 

Based on what? I’m listening but I’m not live so maybe I’ve missed a bombshell… 
Almost every question so far should be directed to the FBI, not her. It was a bad look when she made it clear there’s no one person that reviews the security plan, but I imagine she inherited that procedure. 

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

A lot more people would be sympathetic if Trump weren't such an unsympathetic shit-heel. These weirdos don't seem to understand how human relations work. If you're decent to others, they'll be nice to you. Mindblowing information, I realize. Maybe the problem is that all these goobers and goons just need to go back to kindergarten.

 

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Setting aside the complete security failure here, I wish these Republicans would be this outraged after school shootings.

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

Based on what? I’m listening but I’m not live so maybe I’ve missed a bombshell… 
Almost every question so far should be directed to the FBI, not her. It was a bad look when she made it clear there’s no one person that reviews the security plan, but I imagine she inherited that procedure. 

If you can’t see it/hear it…I can’t help you.

3 minutes ago, B00M said:

Based on what? I’m listening but I’m not live so maybe I’ve missed a bombshell… 
Almost every question so far should be directed to the FBI, not her. It was a bad look when she made it clear there’s no one person that reviews the security plan, but I imagine she inherited that procedure. 

Based on having a vagina. Thats what these people have been harping on since the day of.

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

If you can’t see it/hear it…I can’t help you.

This is a message board man. Take your time and support your position 

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Setting aside the complete security failure here, I wish these Republicans would be this outraged after school shootings.

Or Donald Trump sending his goons to the Capitol to kill them. 

1 minute ago, B00M said:

This is a message board man. Take your time and support your position 

1. She has zero answers to 99.9% of questions of what went down that day. That’s not the FBI’s job. Her job is complete responsibility for everyone assigned to protect the former president/anyone under SS protection.

2. She hasn’t even visited the site.

3. She admitted she didn’t talk to SS detail at the event until 72 hours later.

This was the biggest breach in decades. Please enlighten me as to why you believe she should lead this agency.

8 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

1. She has zero answers to 99.9% of questions of what went down that day. That’s not the FBI’s job. Her job is complete responsibility for everyone assigned to protect the former president/anyone under SS protection.

2. She hasn’t even visited the site.

3. She admitted she didn’t talk to SS detail at the event until 72 hours later.

This was the biggest breach in decades. Please enlighten me as to why you believe she should lead this agency.

What did she do wrong though?

Just now, chainsaw said:

What did she do wrong though?

She allowed a 20-year-old kid to almost take out a protected target.

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