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3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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  • This attempt is a consequence of Trump’s increasing rhetoric of violence 

  • It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

am generally not a tinfoil hat dude, but her stonewalling was unbelievable.  

sniper gets to the absolutely most OBVIOUS spot, initial lame ass excuses(sloped roof, not our perimiter...), no audio from the day of, no answers for 60 days.....

 

Kudos to her for showing up to get grilled when she knew she was going to be shown the door.

Personally, knowing I was going to get skewered for a national audience and then get fired my response would have been this.

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6 hours ago, Deej said:

Does it matter once you've dumped them in the lake?

 

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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9 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Question for the dudes: when yall say 5’10 that means what height? When guys say 6 foot or 6’1” that means? Because a lot of times (I am 5’8”) I will be around guys that say they are 6 foot and there is no fucking way. 

Never figured this one out, some girl in a study group while I was at UT would always crow how her boyfriend was 6 foot. She introduced him to me and the guy was at least two inches shorter then me and all I could say was "He is 6 foot, that is interesting I am only 5' 11''

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Fake assassination attempt to cover for small crowds. Pretty good long game ….

 

I thought they implemented that a long time ago.  Every rally that I've seen of his looks like they kept the attendance to a minimum

22 hours ago, safe sex said:

Nothing stings quite like being a >6ft tall lesbian

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Listening the FBI Director hearing is maddening and is why people hate politicians.  Can these fucktards put politics aside for just a little while and try to get something productive done like trying to learn how a 20 year old loser who lived at home with his parents got a shot off at an ex president from 130 yards?  Instead, we have reps talking about Jan 6, gun control, Biden's cognitive decline, the weaponization of the justice department and on and on.    

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But sir, this is a D.C. Arby's.  

They're all trying their damndest to politicize this, but it isn't working.  They need to focus on how this happened and how to prevent it from happening again.  Full stop.

But they won't.  The reason I know they won't is because none of the witness rosters include anybody from Pennsylvania State or local law enforcement on the scene that day, or their advanced teams.  It's just R's, D', FBI, and USSS just spinning in circles with the Committee Leadership just baffled at how they're not getting the answers they want.  "Well, Mr. Chair, we could have several key people actually responsible for that area/structure come in and tell us under oath what went sideways and when.  Nah, fuck it!"  

Trump assassination attempt?  I'm beginning to believe that it never even happened.  I sure don't remember it.

The modern news cycle is fucking FASCINATING.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump assassination attempt?  I'm beginning to believe that it never even happened.  I sure don't remember it.

The modern news cycle is fucking FASCINATING.

Squirrel!

So apparently Wray testified today that the FBI is unsure whether Trump was hit by a bullet or shrapnel.

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Listening the FBI Director hearing is maddening and is why people hate politicians.  Can these fucktards put politics aside for just a little while and try to get something productive done like trying to learn how a 20 year old loser who lived at home with his parents got a shot off at an ex president from 130 yards?  Instead, we have reps talking about Jan 6, gun control, Biden's cognitive decline, the weaponization of the justice department and on and on.    

Agreed. Just say, “the local PD was tasked with just making sure no one got on the roof and they didn’t do that.”

Of course it was shrapnel. What are the enormous odds of a bullet hitting only the very top part of an ear? And the most famous bullet of the last 40 years does just that? I never believed it was the fucking magic bullet.

I guess it’s possible for the same kind of bullet that blew a bystander’s brains out, could barely scrape his ear and leave it completely in tact, but I’m dubious.

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump assassination attempt?  I'm beginning to believe that it never even happened.  I sure don't remember it.

The modern news cycle is fucking FASCINATING.

 

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17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump assassination attempt?  I'm beginning to believe that it never even happened.  I sure don't remember it.

Somebody tried to assassinate Trump?  This is the first I've heard of it.

But did you hear that JD Vance fucked a couch?  Holy shit!

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Somebody tried to assassinate Trump?  This is the first I've heard of it.

But did you hear that JD Vance fucked a couch?  Holy shit!

 

Have either of them denied this yet?

 

Also, J.D.'s version of casting couch.

 

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A threesome? Niiiiiiiice. 

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump assassination attempt?  I'm beginning to believe that it never even happened.  I sure don't remember it.

The modern news cycle is fucking FASCINATING.

Crooks was just a tourist. The police welcomed him there.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

There was a YouTube video "recreating" the attempt with ballistic gel mannequin but I didn't have the balls to watch it and get put on a list lol. 

It doesn't matter.  Posting on this site has already gotten you on a list.

So the shooter apparently researched the distance Oswald was at when he shot and killed JFK. So again, seems like the kid had no political motivations other than he wanted to be known for killing a presidential candidate. Maybe the right should dispense with the "they tried to kill Trump" bullshit. I know they won't because that would mean maybe they should take a look at why a kid had access to weapon that almost changed our country's future in horrific ways. But nah, it's the Left's fault. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It doesn't matter.  Posting on this site has already gotten you on a list.

Imagine the list that owning the site will get you on?

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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10 hours ago, Satchel said:

I guess it’s possible for the same kind of bullet that blew a bystander’s brains out, could barely scrape his ear and leave it completely in tact, but I’m dubious.

Did any reports ever come out about where the firefighter was actually shot? The part that is really fascinating to me was the lack of any real panicked reaction from the crowd. If I knew bullets were being fired, my family and I would be "Peace, we're fucking outta here!" in a fraction of a second after the incident started. The fact that so many seemed to not know what was going on, despite there being multiple attendees struck with bullets -- one apparently dead upon impact -- is unbelievable to me. I would've thought the MAGAts behind Trump would've been looking and pointing to stage left where the people who were hit were standing but there's very little of that.

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Did any reports ever come out about where the firefighter was actually shot? The part that is really fascinating to me was the lack of any real panicked reaction from the crowd. If I knew bullets were being fired, my family and I would be "Peace, we're fucking outta here!" in a fraction of a second after the incident started. The fact that so many seemed to not know what was going on, despite there being multiple attendees struck with bullets -- one apparently dead upon impact -- is unbelievable to me. I would've thought the MAGAts behind Trump would've been looking and pointing to stage left where the people who were hit were standing but there's very little of that.

Yeah man, the whole thing just continues to be weird and not quite fit together. Of course, trump wouldn't have it any other way - people will keep talking about this for a looooong time as long as there's all this uncertainty 

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Did any reports ever come out about where the firefighter was actually shot? The part that is really fascinating to me was the lack of any real panicked reaction from the crowd. If I knew bullets were being fired, my family and I would be "Peace, we're fucking outta here!" in a fraction of a second after the incident started. The fact that so many seemed to not know what was going on, despite there being multiple attendees struck with bullets -- one apparently dead upon impact -- is unbelievable to me. I would've thought the MAGAts behind Trump would've been looking and pointing to stage left where the people who were hit were standing but there's very little of that.

10 seconds later and they're all standing and cheering, along with Trump. 

You would think everyone within eyesight of the dude who got shot in the back of the head would have been freaking the fuck out. You ever see those videos of Bourbon St when shots ring out? Within about two seconds the street is completely empty. 

FBI is just deep state running Biden’s orchestrated plan. Fake news.

Behave, people.  Barney Fife is watching. 

I took a bullet for this country....well I almost took a bullet for this country. 

That round at 150 yards is moving at around 2500 fps. The energy is taking a substantial amount of your ear or all of it. You're also dealing with  substantial issues on your head. He got shot, he didn't take a direct hit to his ear with that round.  Not a chance. 

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Gentle reminder: Trump appointed Wray.

12 hours ago, mdmost said:

So the shooter apparently researched the distance Oswald was at when he shot and killed JFK. So again, seems like the kid had no political motivations other than he wanted to be known for killing a presidential candidate. Maybe the right should dispense with the "they tried to kill Trump" bullshit. I know they won't because that would mean maybe they should take a look at why a kid had access to weapon that almost changed our country's future in horrific ways. But nah, it's the Left's fault. 

 

JFK was about half the size of Trump

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

JFK was about half the size of Trump

And on the move.  But Marine gonna Marine

On 7/23/2024 at 10:45 AM, Nicole44 said:

Question for the dudes: when yall say 5’10 that means what height? When guys say 6 foot or 6’1” that means? Because a lot of times (I am 5’8”) I will be around guys that say they are 6 foot and there is no fucking way. 

You met my wife and you are the same height. Our poor kid is quite a bit taller than her and made this same comment. She(16) says all the boys lie about their height. She says being a volleyball player, boys will say they are 5'10 and she will just laugh. She said their usual response is to suggest she is much taller than she thinks she is. There are worse lies that boys tell about measurements.

12 hours ago, mdmost said:

So the shooter apparently researched the distance Oswald was at when he shot and killed JFK. So again, seems like the kid had no political motivations other than he wanted to be known for killing a presidential candidate. Maybe the right should dispense with the "they tried to kill Trump" bullshit. I know they won't because that would mean maybe they should take a look at why a kid had access to weapon that almost changed our country's future in horrific ways. But nah, it's the Left's fault. 

My feed is full of guys I know who swear Biden set this up.

 

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14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

And on the move.  But Marine gonna Marine

 

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Are you, are you okay? Do I need to call someone?

25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

#DGAFIAP

I guess.

45 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

#DGAFIAP

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Seriously, that has to be the saddest, most pathetic "music" video I've ever seen.

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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i am picturing the galaxy brains that were sitting around the computer editing this with a self-satisfied sense of "yep, this thing is done, how awesome is this? let's put it up." i have tried to think of something equally cringey as this unbelievably dumb shit and i genuinely can't recall anything at the moment.

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