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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

See, that's how you do "that's just wrong," and make it freaking funny as hell.

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  • This attempt is a consequence of Trump’s increasing rhetoric of violence 

  • It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.

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who the fuck is 'Steven King'? 

That's singularly unimpressive. CNN calls it "dramatic." A bunch of panicked, dumbass cops yelling at each other.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

That's singularly unimpressive. CNN calls it "dramatic." A bunch of panicked, dumbass cops yelling at each other.

That's what police normally call "Tuesday", or frankly any other day.  

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Part II, The Sequel.  Down in Flurrida

Interesting that all the news went into the 2024 Election thread.  I guess assassination attempts are just part of the landscape now.  

 

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CNN claims it is with and AK47 style rifle with a scope and at a range between 300-500 yards.   What assassin would not use a bolt action rifle for that situation? 

Just now, Nivek said:

CNN claims it is with and AK47 style rifle with a scope and at a range between 300-500 yards.   What assassin would not use a bolt action rifle for that situation? 

I mean you can just watch the video right above your post and it will all make sense.

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

attempts

He never fired a shot, does this really count? Let's wait and see, shall we?

8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

CNN claims it is with and AK47 style rifle with a scope and at a range between 300-500 yards.   What assassin would not use a bolt action rifle for that situation? 

I don't know what real snipers use, but it would seem to that you will get one shot off before all hell breaks loose and the target is whisked away to safety, so ditch the idea of firing multiple rounds.  Use a larger caliber rifle from a stable position with a scope from a farther distance.  Aim center mass.  You could aim for the head but it's smaller and moves more than the chest.  This is like Day of the Jackal level of stuff for any FBI agents on this thread.  

 

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he's got a pretty solid insanity defense

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Routh was a supporter of Vivek Ramaswamy and Nikki Haley, according to one of his posts in which he encouraged the Republican presidential candidates to continue their races. “You cannot quit. Why. You must stay on the ballot to the end. You must fight. You must continue giving speeches and push all the way to election day no matter the election results. Do not give in. Join Nikki and keep working. Never give up,” he wrote.

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Trump assassinators... 

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34 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I don't know what real snipers use, but it would seem to that you will get one shot off before all hell breaks loose and the target is whisked away to safety, so ditch the idea of firing multiple rounds.  Use a larger caliber rifle from a stable position with a scope from a farther distance.  Aim center mass.  You could aim for the head but it's smaller and moves more than the chest.  This is like Day of the Jackal level of stuff for any FBI agents on this thread.  

 

You can't really get an accurate second shot, with recoil any faster with a semi-auto.

Nonetheless:

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Common Soviet sniper rifle, based on AK-47 action.

 

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If he didn’t get a shot off, wasn’t he just open carrying and expressing his 2nd Amendment rights? What’s the big deal.

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You just have to accept and get over these things because we live in a free society. 

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Jesus Terry, the tacos cost more than your hand jobs!

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You just have to accept and get over these things because we live in a free society. 

Yep. Moving on. 

It was a misunderstanding.

 

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Just now, Pancho said:

Why would you post this?

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It only takes one

Well he needs it for sympathy. Of course the only people shooting at him are previous supporters. I’m sure he’s pissed he couldn’t stage a cool photo to sell again.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why would you post this?

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That’s his record for winning the popular vote.

2 hours ago, Rip76 said:

 

"People are coming here...they're speaking languages nobody's ever heard before".

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wow!

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It's ok Pancho because he's just asking questions.  I mean he put the emoji there and everything.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wow!

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Well yeah. They aren’t the worst people on earth trying to overthrow the government of the most powerful country. I mean. Fuck around and find out. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You just have to accept and get over these things because we live in a free society. 

Yep. Deadly freedom is good if you live long enough to experience it.

27 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wow!

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Jesus fuck. What a piece of shit

47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why would you post this?

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Advantage aggy?

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I was at a restaurant for the Chiefs game earlier today. The televisions all cut to the "breaking news" then immediately went back to sports.

It seemed everyone in the place had this reaction.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Why would you post this?

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Holy shitballs. He's goading people now. 

Especially if you toss in his comments this morning about HATING TAYLOR SWIFT.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Wow!

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Has a “won’t anyone rid me of this meddlesome priest” vibe 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

elon musk is cooked.

You mean like baked?   Because nothing is going to happen to him.  

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You mean like baked?   Because nothing is going to happen to him.  

I'm sure Garland has his best men and women working on it.  I heard they're even working in shifts.  Might get around to summoning a grand jury around 2027 or so.

43 minutes ago, F250 said:

I was at a restaurant for the Chiefs game earlier today. The televisions all cut to the "breaking news" then immediately went back to sports.

It seemed everyone in the place had this reaction.

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I had almost the exact same experience.

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

elon musk is cooked.

It's too bad he owns the US orbital launch capacity

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Can we deport elmo for not complying with the terms of his visa?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Well he needs it for sympathy. Of course the only people shooting at him are previous supporters. I’m sure he’s pissed he couldn’t stage a cool photo to sell again.

No photos on the golf course. Us mere mortals would not be able to comprehend how he shot a -10* on the front nine. 

*It would have been -19. but Dear Leader shot three balls into the woods trying to chase Antifa and Haitian immigrants. Also, the sand trap on 4 is clearly woke.

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40 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I can’t even figure out Elon’s point here?   

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