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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Arm the cart girls.

Don’t know where you play, but my experience is the cart girls usually equipped with a couple bombs. 

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1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Word is on the socials he is a Dem

He is a nutbar.  His voting history/support is Repub (Trump, then Vivek and Nikki), then some statements of support for Dems (Kamala)....but MOST importantly, he has a long history of....say it with me folks we all know the words.....MENTAL ILLNESS AND CRIMES CONNECTED WITH HIS MENTAL ILLNESS.

Dude shouldn't have been able to get anywhere near a firearm.  Instead, he procured an AK-47 Supreme (with extra tomatoes and sour cream), and pursued his nutbar dreams.

There's a common thread....and it ain't "political affiliation."  The two would-be assassins were/are all over the map in that respect.  The common thread is....fucked up people who shouldn't have access to guns.  BUT....

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

He is a nutbar.  His voting history/support is Repub (Trump, then Vivek and Nikki), then some statements of support for Dems (Kamala)....but MOST importantly, he has a long history of....say it with me folks we all know the words.....MENTAL ILLNESS AND CRIMES CONNECTED WITH HIS MENTAL ILLNESS.

Dude shouldn't have been able to get anywhere near a firearm.  Instead, he procured an AK-47 Supreme (with extra tomatoes and sour cream), and pursued his nutbar dreams.

There's a common thread....and it ain't "political affiliation."  The two would-be assassins were/are all over the map in that respect.  The common thread is....fucked up people who shouldn't have access to guns.  BUT....

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That's it, I'm getting white people tacos for lunch. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's it, I'm getting white people tacos for lunch. 

On Diez y Seis?  The sacrilege, man....the sacrilege.

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26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I think all golfers should be shot.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

On Diez y Seis?  The sacrilege, man....the sacrilege.

Ah, good point. Maybe I'll go Al Pastor instead. 

What the fuck is an AK-47 supreme?

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New Taco Bell menu item. 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What the fuck is an AK-47 supreme?

Ask Trump. It’s the weapon of choice of the Venezuelan street gangs roaming our cities according to him.

if AK supreme is the best out there, what will MAGA dudes get instead? I mean, need to have more firepower right?

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

A convicted felon with an assault weapon, what could go wrong?

Well, in this case the Secret Service could miss him while shooting at him.  

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I would say he was going to jail for five years just for possessing the firearm a few years ago - but since the Bruen decision that is not certain, as some courts are now holding that there is no historical precedent for treating firearms without serial numbers any differently.   See the rifle held by the guy in the Minuteman statue.  No serial number.

14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

if AK supreme is the best out there, what will MAGA dudes get instead? I mean, need to have more firepower right?

AK Alpha Supreme.

Man I am not usually a conspiracy theorist but.....gettin kinda weird!

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He is a nutbar.  His voting history/support is Repub (Trump, then Vivek and Nikki), then some statements of support for Dems (Kamala)....but MOST importantly, he has a long history of....say it with me folks we all know the words.....MENTAL ILLNESS AND CRIMES CONNECTED WITH HIS MENTAL ILLNESS.

Dude shouldn't have been able to get anywhere near a firearm.  Instead, he procured an AK-47 Supreme (with extra tomatoes and sour cream), and pursued his nutbar dreams.

There's a common thread....and it ain't "political affiliation."  The two would-be assassins were/are all over the map in that respect.  The common thread is....fucked up people who shouldn't have access to guns.  BUT....

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And apparently supported Bernie against Biden at one point in 2020. Yes, this dude was all over the map politically. He's just another crazy American with unfettered access to weapons of war. Can't wait for the usual cavalcade of DT folks telling us the home defense abilities of the AK-47 (Supreme or Regular).

Just now, Gatorubet said:

I would say he was going to jail for five years just for possessing the firearm a few years ago - but since the Bruen decision that is not certain, as some courts are now holding that there is no historical precedent for treating firearms without serial numbers any differently.   See the rifle held by the guy in the Minuteman statue.  No serial number.

"There was no serialized production of firearms when the Constitution was authored, therefore all serialization of firearms is heretofore unconstitutional"

- Chief Justice John Roberts, probably 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

"There was no serialized production of firearms when the Constitution was authored, therefore all serialization of firearms is heretofore unconstitutional"

- Chief Justice John Roberts, probably 

if you follow Justice Thomas and his decision in Bruen, that would be exactly right.

11 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Man I am not usually a conspiracy theorist but.....gettin kinda weird!

I mean, it's not like the same day as this, Vance admitted they make up stories to get headlines. 

 

 

29 minutes ago, Captainant said:

"There was no serialized production of firearms when the Constitution was authored, therefore all serialization of firearms is heretofore unconstitutional"

- Chief Justice John Roberts, probably 

Yes, but how is impacted by the Salem Witch Trials?  

We intentionally make it easy for the wrong people to get their hands on firearms. It should be expected that these people and firearms end up where we all agree they should not be there. Law enforcement is given little power to prevent it.

Instead of potentially stopping the assassin at many gates along the way, we instead have limited safety enforcement at the very last step. Sometimes law enforcement is successful at stopping them, sometimes they're not.

And I agree that gun restrictions will not stop all assassinations or mass murders. It will just lower the incidents. But America has decided otherwise.

1 hour ago, TexPx said:

It’s Canada Goose season in FLA. Maybe he was hunting.

Would be normal for a White Haitian. There are a few.

16 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yes, but how is impacted by the Salem Witch Trials?  

I think it is clear that Justice Thomas recognizes that Black people like Tituba are the cause of all society’s woes since even before the Republic.   Now follow me here: you are going to need weapons to deal with Negroes who are not at all like Clarence Thomas.  This is a compelling reason why that right “shall not be infringed.”

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

I think it is clear that Justice Thomas recognizes that Black people like Tituba are the cause of all society’s woes since even before the Republic.   Now follow me here: you are going to need weapons to deal with Negroes who are not at all like Clarence Thomas.  This is a compelling reason why that right “shall not be infringed.”

That sounds a smidge racist to me.  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

That sounds a smidge racist to me.  

Justice Thomas is not racist. He merely wants to end affirmative action to make sure that no one who follows behind him has to bear the shame of being accused of their potential employment on the basis of race.    Just ask him. 

CNN breaking news. Shooter waited maybe 11 hours. and it was NOT an AK Supreme, but an SKS Bell Grande style rifle. So glad they clarified that.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

ak 47 with a scope is an odd odd choice 

No kidding, what's with these "assassins" and assault style rifles?  

Have these dumb asses never been deer hunting, known anyone who has.... or fuck, just accidentally flipped on the Outdoor Channel?

46 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Shooter waited maybe 11 hours.

Should've asked to play through.

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I think all golfers should be shot.

Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key. 

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An SKS?  He would have been better off throwing rocks.

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Arm the cart girls.

And they shoot if you flirt too heavily with them? No thank you.

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That’s the problem with mentally ill shooters. They have no style.   If I had attempted it, it would have been from behind the grassy knoll that is his former wife’s grave.   Even if the Secret Service killed me before I fired, everyone would be talking about his wife’s unkempt grave on a golf course.  I don’t believe Fox has covered that yet.

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19 minutes ago, kevwun said:

An SKS?  He would have been better off throwing rocks.

I guess convicted felons who purchase firearms with obliterated serial numbers can’t be too choosy. 

And Justice Thomas wants to know if convicted felons were prohibited from carrying a blunderbuss back then. 

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15 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Start by telling your kids than their grandfather keeps inciting violence BY PEOPLE IN HIS OWN PARTY because he's a racist piece of shit. 

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16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Why didn't he just talk to them as a group?

23 minutes ago, Superhero said:

And they shoot if you flirt too heavily with them? No thank you.

I was kinda joking at first but maybe it's a good idea afterall.

43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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That’s the problem with mentally ill shooters. They have no style.   If I had attempted it, it would have been from behind the grassy knoll that is his former wife’s grave.   Even if the Secret Service killed me before I fired, everyone would be talking about his wife’s unkempt grave on a golf course.  I don’t believe Fox has covered that yet.

Like he'd ever visit that.

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53 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

i can think of 4 families that had worse conversations last week in Georgia. I too believe that no person should ever have to do that in America.

 

the narcissism runs deep in that family.

 

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Yep, there are thousands of families in the US that have kids asking their parents “Why does President Trump hate us and want us in jail?”

What about the kids that were separated from their parents at the border?  

Sick sense of entitlement.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

What the fuck is an AK-47 supreme?

I think it comes with nacho cheese instead of shredded cheddar. 

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