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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Best I can do are thoughts and prayers.

 

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56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Why didn't he just talk to them as a group?

Narrator: He didn't speak to a single one of them.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Narrator: He didn't speak to a single one of them.

And grandpa doesn’t even know their names.

Oh c'mon Jr, you know the real question you are answering is "Daddy, why does Grandpa smell like poo poo and why does he keep calling us all Joe or Barack?"

13 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Best I can do are concepts of thoughts and prayers.

FIF how shit works in MAGA land.  That's the best the rest of us can offer in return.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

An SKS?  He would have been better off throwing rocks.

I have seen some determined dudes hold back a Marine column with a few SKS. And no, this was not in Vietnam.


 

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I have seen some determined dudes hold back a Marine column with a few SKS. And no, this was not in Vietnam.


 

and you still wouldn't pick one for target shooting.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

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He almost get there doesn't he?

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

No kidding, what's with these "assassins" and assault style rifles?  

Have these dumb asses never been deer hunting, known anyone who has.... or fuck, just accidentally flipped on the Outdoor Channel?

Everything associated with Trump is a clown show so it shouldn't be a surprise that he gets the assassins out of a Benny Hill chase scene.

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

and you still wouldn't pick one for target shooting.

I would. I have fired a few of them. And what distance?

From what has been published, he never got particularly close.  So let's say a few hundred yards.  You take an SKS and I'll take a bolt action deer rifle and see who does best.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

From what has been published, he never got particularly close.  So let's say a few hundred yards.  You take an SKS and I'll take a bolt action deer rifle and see who does best.

I will just shoot you and take the bolt action. News said was about 500M. Yeah, SKS is not my first choice. But target shooting can be 5 feet with a .25 cal.

Looking at his truth posts, he is such a lying piece of shit projecting his vile ugliness on everyone else. This country deserves better 

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

if you follow Justice Thomas and his decision in Bruen, that would be exactly right.

I had to read Bruen and Rahimi recently.  The historical analysis gave me a headache.  

12 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Looking at his truth posts, he is such a lying piece of shit projecting his vile ugliness on everyone else. This country deserves better 

Lately I wonder. 

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

I had to read Bruen and Rahimi recently.  The historical analysis gave me a headache.  

"historical analysis"

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"historical analysis"

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You're correct.  The quotation marks were necessary.  

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I think all golfers should be shot.

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we shoot all the golfers, they're going to lock me up and throw away the key. 

 

 

 

Anyway, once the orange fuck's luck finally runs out, I hope Kamala says "I like ex-presidents who don't get shot." 

 

 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

No fucking way this is real.  It can't be.  If it is real, we are definitely in a simulation.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Narrator: He didn't speak to a single one of them.

probably didn't have custody this weekend.

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14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we shoot all the golfers, they're going to lock me up and throw away the key. 

 

 

 

Anyway, once the orange fuck's luck finally runs out, I hope Kamala says "I like ex-presidents who don't get shot." 

 

 

Still doubtful if he has been shot.

23 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I had to read Bruen and Rahimi recently.  The historical analysis gave me a headache.  

I have an ancestor during the revolutionary war who was tasked by the safety committee of the town with collecting the firearms of neighbors in the community who were thought to be not friendly to the revolution. So he took them from those neighbors and “loaned” them to the Berkshire County militia.  

If you go back and read Heller, there was all kinds of evidence presented that at least some of the colonial American governments regulated many aspects of firearms use and ownership.  Heller was the damn bursting on this bullshit. 

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I would. I have fired a few of them. And what distance?

I had a Norinco SKS a long time ago. It was accurate up to 100 yards, 150 yards was a crap shoot and if you hit a target at 200 yards it was luck.

Just now, F250 said:

I had a Norinco SKS a long time ago. It was accurate up to 100 yards, 150 yards was a crap shoot and if you hit a target at 200 yards it was luck.

I did not say it automatically made you Carlos Hatchcock. I did not say the gunman was smart either.

 

48 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have an ancestor during the revolutionary war who was tasked by the safety committee of the town with collecting the firearms of neighbors in the community who were thought to be not friendly to the revolution. So he took them from those neighbors and “loaned” them to the Berkshire County militia.  

If you go back and read Heller, there was all kinds of evidence presented that at least some of the colonial American governments regulated many aspects of firearms use and ownership.  Heller was the damn bursting on this bullshit. 

Both Heller and Rahini are pretty clear that the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to "non-law-abiding citizens" and do not impede felon-in-possession prohibitions.  So at least there's that.

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Both Heller and Rahini are pretty clear that the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to "non-law-abiding citizens" and do not impede felon-in-possession prohibitions.  So at least there's that.

Thomas's opinion in Bruen, looking at Heller and Rahini:

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I'm not engaging in hyperbole when I say that Bruen is the worst-written, worst-reasoned, and worst-applied SCOTUS decision of my lifetime.  It's fucking breathtakingly bad, and then they abused its reasoning even more to reach their pre-decided conclusion, ignoring the very "rule" they had just pronounced.  It's a fucking embarrassment; if someone had turned it in as a law school exam answer, it would get a fucking F.

With all his last minute “I want to play golf” shit and general disregard for protocols sounds like to me Trump is a soft target.

There’s a Darwin Award honorable mention here somewhere.

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

With all his last minute “I want to play golf” shit and general disregard for protocols sounds like to me Trump is a soft target.

 

I would even say he's a billowy target

 

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

With all his last minute “I want to play golf” shit and general disregard for protocols sounds like to me Trump is a soft target.

I've often notice that the universe will give a couple warnings before the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed. Third time is usually the charm if you don't course correct.

Well, ain’t THIS a fuckin bitch!!?

AL.com just posted that Dotard is “looking into” attending the UGA /Bama game next week.  That sound you hear is Kalen De Boer smacking his forehead.  Sonofa got damned mutha fucking bitch.  He’s after those 11,000 votes again.  Asshole.

7 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

What if this was a real shooter? Someone with skills who did not need an AK Supreme to take a shot?

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

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See, I am not. I think it would be a hell of a lot worse if he is killed vs. losing.

I just want him to go back to Mar-a-boca-vista with Loomer.

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

What the fuck is an AK-47 supreme?

It's an AK-47 with sour cream on it.

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1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

It's an AK-47 with sour cream on it.

in France, they call it an AK-47 Royale

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

No fucking way this is real.  It can't be.  If it is real, we are definitely in a simulation.

Welcome to the Simulated Ledge.

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

in France, they call it an AK-47 Royale

Dammit I was going to make this joke

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

I did not say it automatically made you Carlos Hatchcock. I did not say the gunman was smart either.

 

Dude wasn’t going to take a shot from 500 yards. He was going to wait for dotard to waddle closer to his hideout. 

I bought 0% of the conspiracy theories on Assasination Attempt #1.

This one smells very weird.  No shots fired by the alleged assasin, using a weapon that no sniper would pick, fired on at least twice with no hits, and a quickly busted escape attempt.  Yeah, right.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bought 0% of the conspiracy theories on Assasination Attempt #1.

This one smells very weird.  No shots fired by the alleged assasin, using a weapon that no sniper would pick, fired on at least twice with no hits, and a quickly busted escape attempt.  Yeah, right.

Add to it perfect patsy, somehow gets a weapon with no serial number, knew where Trump would be when it was not announced, knew the perfect spot, etc.... Oh, and was there 12 hours early, so had to have +14 hours notice he was going to go golfing.

 

4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

His grandkids were the adults in the conversations.

on the sks choice, you if he was a ‘shooter’ …

he had a bigger than normal target. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Thomas's opinion in Bruen, looking at Heller and Rahini:

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I'm not engaging in hyperbole when I say that Bruen is the worst-written, worst-reasoned, and worst-applied SCOTUS decision of my lifetime.  It's fucking breathtakingly bad, and then they abused its reasoning even more to reach their pre-decided conclusion, ignoring the very "rule" they had just pronounced.  It's a fucking embarrassment; if someone had turned it in as a law school exam answer, it would get a fucking F.

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Bruen is, indeed, regarded.

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7 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Man I am not usually a conspiracy theorist but.....gettin kinda weird!

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Start by telling your kids than their grandfather keeps inciting violence BY PEOPLE IN HIS OWN PARTY because he's a racist piece of shit. 

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bought 0% of the conspiracy theories on Assasination Attempt #1.

This one smells very weird.  No shots fired by the alleged assasin, using a weapon that no sniper would pick, fired on at least twice with no hits, and a quickly busted escape attempt.  Yeah, right.

Trump got over a thousand people to storm the Capitol because of bullshit he spews. He constantly spreads conspiracy theories, and constantly ramps up hysteria, and caters to a lot of mentally ill people with his ramblings about stolen elections, etc.

It should be no surprised that he attracts the crazies, because it's arguably what helped him win in 2016.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump got over a thousand people to storm the Capitol because of bullshit he spews. He constantly spreads conspiracy theories, and constantly ramps up hysteria, and caters to a lot of mentally ill people with his ramblings about stolen elections, etc.

It should be no surprised that he attracts the crazies, because it's arguably what helped him win in 2016.

 

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