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5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

yeah, cuz we have plenty of seal teams sitting around doing nothing right. Sure, lets send them to protect someone who is probably going to meet his demise choking on a McNugget while trying to send a DM to loomer.

Tuberville's a dumbass...  and demonstrates it further by not knowing the mission of SEAL teams.

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31 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

He was there to serve as a cosplay field medic. 

Reminds me of the video right after Ashley Babbit gets shot and one of the dumbasses starts calling for a medic.

5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Tuberville's a dumbass...  and demonstrates it further by not knowing the mission of SEAL teams.

Seals are used in exec protection in real rough places. So is Delta. So they can do the mission, but doubt they have the capacity to take more on.

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Seals are used in exec protection in real rough places. So is Delta. So they can do the mission, but doubt they have the capacity to take more on.

I'm just struggling with the operation involving a golf course.  

My obstacle.  Not theirs.

Just now, Iceman said:

I'm just struggling with the operation involving a golf course.  

My obstacle.  Not theirs.

well for the seals the pro shop probably has hair gel. Other than that, yeah, they could do it. But a quick movement to mcdonalds might be tricky.

 

10 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I'm just struggling with the operation involving a golf course.  

 

Maybe it's just me, but you might think that a self-professed billionaire, playing on his own course, could simply hire his own security to lock the place down.  And the SS wouldn't have to try to secure the entire place.

 

 

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Maybe it's just me, but you might think that a self-professed billionaire, playing on his own course, could simply hire his own security to lock the place down.  And the SS wouldn't have to try to secure the entire place.

 

 

or maybe he shouldn't have to...

Just a thought.

 

and full disclosure: IDGAF, but should something happen to King Cheeto, it will not be fun, on any level.

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They could not lock down outside of the course. Shooter was not on the course. It backs up to a neighborhood.

We don't know if the Secret Service told him not to golf there.

And yes, he should not need to. Reagan should not have been walking on a street and shot either.

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or maybe he shouldn't have to...
Just a thought.
 
and full disclosure: IDGAF, but should something happen to King Cheeto, it will not be fun, on any level.

If you are a president or ex-president, the “shouldn’t have to” is WAY out the window. You’re a magnet for nutbars bent on assassination. Has nothing to do with a political angle, and everything to do with nutbars (which is nothing new - nutbar crackpot after crackpot has plotted or attempted such shit as to EVERY President and ex-president). It’s why smart presidents only golf at secure courses and such - you simply can’t demand that your security detail secure an unsecurable location. It’s a price every POTUS has paid; you give up a certain amount of your freedom, forever.
Every other POTUS got that. This dipshit still doesn’t. Because he’s the most self-absorbed human to ever walk the earth.
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


If you are a president or ex-president, the “shouldn’t have to” is WAY out the window. You’re a magnet for nutbars bent on assassination. Has nothing to do with a political angle, and everything to do with nutbars (which is nothing new - nutbar crackpot after crackpot has plotted or attempted such shit as to EVERY President and ex-president). It’s why smart presidents only golf at secure courses and such - you simply can’t demand that your security detail secure an unsecurable location. It’s a price every POTUS has paid; you give up a certain amount of your freedom, forever.
Every other POTUS got that. This dipshit still doesn’t. Because he’s the most self-absorbed human to ever walk the earth.

He threatens you, so he's guilty.

Whatever.

9 minutes ago, Covri said:

It’s magic!

 

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Kill the messenger yo.

Been a while since our last slorching, but here we are….

5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

He threatens you, so he's guilty.

Whatever.

 

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Kill the messenger yo.

Slorch’d!

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

He threatens you, so he's guilty.

Whatever.

What the fuck are you talking about? There are tons of reports of Trump disregarding the warnings and precautionary plans of the SS. That not only endangers his life but the lives of those tasked with protecting him

 

seriously get the fuck out of here with that nonsense

He threatens you, so he's guilty.
Whatever.


WTF? Read this post:

What the fuck are you talking about? There are tons of reports of Trump disregarding the warnings and precautionary plans of the SS. That not only endangers his life but the lives of those tasked with protecting him
 
seriously get the fuck out of here with that nonsense


This. Reagan, Bush, Obama…all of em. All of em realized that they’d be putting their detail in an impossible position by playing golf (or doing anything else) in a place that was openly adjacent to infinite points of public access. So they stopped going to such places. Because that’s what sane people do.
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


WTF? Read this post:



This. Reagan, Bush, Obama…all of em. All of em realized that they’d be putting their detail in an impossible position by playing golf (or doing anything else) in a place that was openly adjacent to infinite points of public access. So they stopped going to such places. Because that’s what sane people do.

And if they do need to move somewhere quite open, shit gets shut down.

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Iceman you want it to actually work right? It's not right now and I can fix it. 

Whatever you think you need to do motherfucker.
 

Differing opinion is so threatening, eh?

Personally, IDGAF.  at least John Hinkley got a shot off.

 

Our crazies are slackers.

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7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait, iceman is slorch?

He created the Iceman handle to pos rep his main handle anytime he got a neg. All you need to know.

 

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rep is imaginary.

Or is it/

 

It bothers the imaginary believers worse than it bothered...like...anyone.

 

That was the point.  Y'all prove it time and time again.

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haha   Fuck San Diego

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait, iceman is slorch?

 

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1 minute ago, Iceman said:

haha   Fuck San Diego

Yeah?  Because I'm at the beach right now and it's...dare I say...nicer than Lubbock and Amarillo combined. 

9 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Whatever you think you need to do motherfucker.
 

Differing opinion is so threatening, eh?

Personally, IDGAF.  at least John Hinkley got a shot off.

 

Our crazies are slackers.

 

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Y'all on the case.   LOL

 

It was such a fucking mystery.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Seals are used in exec protection in real rough places. So is Delta. So they can do the mission, but doubt they have the capacity to take more on.

The difference being, Delta guys don't hire publicists. 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah?  Because I'm at the beach right now and it's...dare I say...nicer than Lubbock and Amarillo combined. 

I'm in Jersey this week. with a 2YO grandkid, no less. No parents.  Just me.

Highs in the high 70's, lows in the high 50's.  I'm sufferin, bro.

I tell him nice bed time stories, of course.

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Haha   fuck you  San Diego!!!

Wait, I thought slorch wasn’t voting for dotard. Why is he so upset?  Weird to come out of the woodwork for this thread. Oh I guess he’s just against all the violent rhetoric the Dems say right? 

52 minutes ago, Iceman said:

or maybe he shouldn't have to...

Just a thought.

I wholeheartedly agree! We should be making it more difficult for people like these to legally get their hands on guns.

I'm not a dotard believer.  In that, you are correct sir.

 

Doesn't mean everything else is hook, line, and sinker.

 

i actually don't like the guy and haven't ever.  The fact that there is not a more heartfelt alternative is a problem, wouldn't you agree?

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@Iceman I asked before and you gave a great answer before people jumped all over you and pestered you with bullshit that wasn’t relevant.

With public school funding facing obstacles with the push for charters, do you have any serious concerns that could stop you from voting for any incumbent Republican in the statehouse? I have an uncle, public school music teacher until full pension and band director from Cypress, that doesn’t seem to get the message

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait, I thought slorch wasn’t voting for dotard. Why is he so upset?  Weird to come out of the woodwork for this thread. Oh I guess he’s just against all the violent rhetoric the Dems say right? 

I haven't voted for Trump since 2016, nor do I plan to going forward.

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

@Iceman I asked before and you gave a great answer before people jumped all over you and pestered you with bullshit that wasn’t relevant.

With public school funding facing obstacles with the push for charters, do you have any serious concerns that could stop you from voting for any incumbent Republican in the statehouse? I have an uncle, public school music teacher until full pension and band director from Cypress, that doesn’t seem to get the message

LOL, and I sincerely mean the LOL.

 

Yes i am am full public school proponent and am in opposition of the voucher bullshit.

6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I'm not a dotard believer.  In that, you are correct sir.

 

Doesn't mean everything else is hook, line, and sinker.

 

i actually don't like the guy and haven't ever.  The fact that there is not a more heartfelt alternative is a problem, wouldn't you agree?

There’s a very “heartfelt” alternative in both a presidential and vice presidential candidate right across the aisle in 2024.  Like, extraordinarily so. 

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I wholeheartedly agree! We should be making it more difficult for people like these to legally get their hands on guns.

I support background checks and making legal gun ownership...well...um...legal.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

There’s a very “heartfelt” alternative in both a presidential and vice presidential candidate right across the aisle in 2024.  Like, extraordinarily so. 

Not really.  they are all shit.  The honest folks avoid politics.

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3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I support background checks and making legal gun ownership...well...um...legal.

Not really.  they are all shit.  The honest folks avoid politics.

But one is maggot-ridden dog diarrhea with corn in it.  The other isn't.

So brave. Stunning and brave.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

But one is maggot-ridden dog diarrhea with corn in it.  The other isn't.

You're gonna have to get more definitive than that.  But you knew that already.

Alright cool wanted to make sure I wasn't confusing people. You bring good insight on the issue. I’m sure there is bloat in some funding spots but that’s always a topic of debate 
 

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1 minute ago, Iceman said:

You're gonna have to get more definitive than that.  But you knew that already.

Oh hooray, another round of "Both Sides are Basically the Same"

Always a classic.

"we can't all suck that badly." We have the high ground.

We insist.

 

well, yes, you can.

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