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#201

The Trump ‘speech’ is going to be a doozy … the ‘plan’ his he’s going changed and reborn. 
 

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#202
43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The Trump ‘speech’ is going to be a doozy … the ‘plan’ his he’s going changed and reborn. 
 

😂😂😂😂

I’ll go to the beach today and enjoy some sun and maybe watch a movie tonight. I’ll skip the Nazi circus sideshow as well as the crowning of the GQP king. Watching a convention full of people whose collective IQ can be counted on one hand is not my idea of a fun way to spend an evening.

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#203
37 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I’ll go to the beach today and enjoy some sun and maybe watch a movie tonight. I’ll skip the Nazi circus sideshow as well as the crowning of the GQP king. Watching a convention full of people whose collective IQ can be counted on one hand is not my idea of a fun way to spend an evening.


he’s going to claim god saved him and he’s a reborn Christian is my guess 

#205
5 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah I've never seen a Democratic or Republican party convention that looked or sounded anything like this. This thing tonight is just bizarre. The whole thing is clearly aimed at the absolutely lowest IQ level imaginable. If this actually helps them gain votes, then we're all fucked. 

2020 was pretty bad.  Hey, at least this year they have a platform.

FYI. Did not watch either year. Just can3t do it.

#207
7 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

The utter fucking freak show the Republican party has turned into is a sight to behold.  Like, these people don't even seem real.  It's like some surreal, fucked up horror show where people are just pretending everything is normal.

 

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#208
7 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

The utter fucking freak show the Republican party has turned into is a sight to behold.  Like, these people don't even seem real.  It's like some surreal, fucked up horror show where people are just pretending everything is normal.

 

And they have a better-than-average chance of running everything in ~ 6 months.

As bad as they are, the voting public is worse. 

#209
Hell Yeah Brother - RNC Final night schedule has wrestling legend Hulk Hogan speaking in prime time.

Fuck Crowder but I loled.

The reason why Hulk Hogan is speaking at the RNC is because he already knows how to beat Kamala.

 

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#210
14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Damn !

When facelifts go horribly wrong …

 


Holy shit. The dude is two white tigers and a life partner away from being a Las Vegas attraction. 

#211
2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Holy shit. The dude is two white tigers and a life partner away from being a Las Vegas attraction. 

you gonna give the person you lifted that from credit?

#213
12 hours ago, Anastasis said:

osu alum so you know he is a garbage human being. 

Everyone on about how he is going to help in the blue wall states as if being a Senator from Ohio with an OSU degree is not going to cost the Trump/Vance ticket a full point in Michigan lol

#214
2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Hell Yeah Brother - RNC Final night schedule has wrestling legend Hulk Hogan speaking in prime time.

Fuck Crowder but I loled.

The reason why Hulk Hogan is speaking at the RNC is because he already knows how to beat Kamala.

 

It's tough to be the biggest piece of shit in wrestling history, but Hogan was already close if not at the top of that list.  He does, however, completely fit in with this group.  I hope he opens with, "my fellow pieces of shit....".

#215
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And they have a better-than-average chance of running everything in ~ 6 months.

As bad as they are, the voting public is worse. 

Hey, it's called "representative government."

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#216

Trump needs to go all fucking in tonight …. Roll out some evangelical phonies on stage and be baptized, 

#217
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump needs to go all fucking in tonight …. Roll out some evangelical phonies on stage and be baptized, 

No way. He's already protected by God. Why would he need to do anything else?

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#218
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

No way. He's already protected by God. Why would he need to do anything else?


maybe he should baptize god ?

#219
On 7/15/2024 at 10:05 PM, Anastasis said:

 

.@JDVance1 was born in 1984Having the torch pass directly from boomer to millennial is probably the most GenX thing ever to happen to GenX.

 

Sigh

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#220
Madison Cawthorn #RNC2024

 

 

#222
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Madison Cawthorn #RNC2024

 

 

I kid you not, I was thinking about Cawthorn the other day and was going to google his whereabouts but got distracted.  

Lalas is now on my shit list.

#224
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Madison Cawthorn #RNC2024

 

 

Does Cawthorn’s surrogate have to lay pipe, or just guard the room?

#225
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Madison Cawthorn #RNC2024

 

 

Drew Magary is one of the biggest reasons I am a subscriber to Defector. I met him last year at a live podcast he and David Roth did for subscribers and he’s pretty awesome. I only wish he had written this piece on Defector instead of SFGate. You get the uncensored version of his thoughts there.

#226
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Madison Cawthorn #RNC2024

 

 

They caught Maddy rollin’ dirty.

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#227

The dumbest fucking people alive ….

WATCH: RNC delegates sport bandages on right ear after Trump assassination attempt

 

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#228

I’ll ask again, what bible is maga and evangelicals reading …

“I was a stranger and you…” held up these signs. -Jesus

 

#229

Every time I under-estimate the stupidity of these buffoons it costs me money. I swear to god right after the shooting  I thought "Someone should sell 'ear patches' with Trump's picture on them" then thought "Nah, no one is THAT stupid..." 

#230
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people alive ….

WATCH: RNC delegates sport bandages on right ear after Trump assassination attempt

 

Maybe we will luck out tonight and he will drink bleach on stage.  

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#231
10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Maybe we will luck out tonight and he will drink bleach on stage.  


Someone missed out a huge opportunity on bright LED butt plugs 

#233

my god, she's dumbed than Brother John Bluto Blutarsky.....

"Was it over when the Allies Stormed the Beach Communists?" 

#235
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

but republicans and mods get BIG MAD now when you're happy about a pedophile getting shot?

#237
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

So, like, two pumps? 

dunno about that, but I assume it was anal

#238

Here is the powerhouse lineup of speakers tonight

Alina Habba, former President Donald Trump's attorney

Tucker Carlson, founder of Tucker Carlson Network

Carrie Ruiz - general manager of golf Doral (no doubt will attest to his dominance on the course and club championship)

Hulk Hogan, former professional entertainer and wrestler

Annette Albright - running for school board in Charlotte

Franklin Graham, president and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association

Eric Trump

Dana White, CEO of Ultimate Fighting Championship

Trump

#239
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people alive ….

WATCH: RNC delegates sport bandages on right ear after Trump assassination attempt

 

Just wait til you start seeing these fuckers at HEB ... when it's open.

#240
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Here is the powerhouse lineup of speakers tonight

Alina Habba, former President Donald Trump's attorney

Tucker Carlson, founder of Tucker Carlson Network

Carrie Ruiz - general manager of golf Doral (no doubt will attest to his dominance on the course and club championship)

Hulk Hogan, former professional entertainer and wrestler who fucked his best friend's wife (with his consent) on video

Annette Albright - running for school board in Charlotte

Franklin Graham, president and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association

Eric Trump

Dana White, CEO of Ultimate Fighting Championship

Trump

you missed 

Diane Hendricks, the co-founder of ABC Supply, the largest wholesale distributor of roofing supplies and a major distributor of siding and windows in North America. She is among the richest people in Wisconsin, with a net worth valued at $20.9 billion according to the National Roofers Contractors Association.  

#241

Rotten crotch? 

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s speech at the RNC tonight gonna be lit!

 

#242

Apparently Melanie is there tonight. I'm guessing she'll be on stage at the end. 

#243
58 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Here is the powerhouse lineup of speakers tonight

Alina Habba, former President Donald Trump's attorney

Tucker Carlson, founder of Tucker Carlson Network

Carrie Ruiz - general manager of golf Doral (no doubt will attest to his dominance on the course and club championship)

Hulk Hogan, former professional entertainer and wrestler

Annette Albright - running for school board in Charlotte

Franklin Graham, president and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association

Eric Trump

Dana White, CEO of Ultimate Fighting Championship

Trump

Team drone strike here.

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#245

Trump is pretty fucking pussy whipped for being the ultimate maga alp@ male ?

Despite the appeals of Trump and others close to him, Melania Trump reportedly refuses to speak at the RNC tonight as she did in 2016 and 2020. https://t.co/2P7asrQKbU


his former escort / hooker ‘wife’ hates him ?

he waaaay over paid to pay Stormy ?

Highly highly likely he’s raped kids under 15 ?

felt up his daughter way too many times in photos ?


is this what the maga cult sees as the ultimate male ?

#247

HULK!!! This is the best RNC ever!! I’m a real American! Fight for what’s right!! Dana White repping UFC and Hulk tonight we have it covered for real American men!

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#250
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

lol. What a clown show. 

This has been the most successful RNC in my memory and I have been to a couple in person. 

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