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4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

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4 minutes ago, bluto said:

My favorite thing this week was jd Vance last night talking about how they’ll snub Wall Street in favor of Main Street… the same fucking day there’s major smoke of Jamie effin Dimon angling for sec of treasury. 

Jamie Dimon, the man that did the impossible, and bankrupted JP Morgan.  Every time they trot that asshole out for anything the headline should be "overpaid know nothing shithead that bankrupted the impossible".  

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

republicans didn't like your story about sucking dick

The war was in 2003 and those posts were on hornfans. 

Thank you for coming out of the closet. This is a very hostile place for those of us who reject the Dems.

YOU'RE BROWN

YOU WILL BE DEPORTED NUMBNUTS
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for coming out of the closet. This is a very hostile place for those of us who reject the Dems.

Y’all didn’t see the sign? No republicans in the republican convention thread.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Not to be pedantic or an asshole, but these people literally are holding official Republican party made and printed signs that say "Mass deportation now!" 

Are you saying that you believe in that part of the party platform? 

probably just a grifter, knowing today's republican party.

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


I believe that the borders need to be secured and they need to be secured yesterday. No, I don’t believe in mass deportation

I don’t have to agree with everything that they say or do, and I hope you don’t agree with everything the left does either.

You realize that congress had a compromise deal in place that would have had the most restrictions in history, and Trump killed it because he didn't want the dems to get a political victory. Thats who you'll vote for. 

No tax on tips is yuge!!! Greatest increase in lower income wage growth in recent memory was during the first Trump term.

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


I believe that the borders need to be secured and they need to be secured yesterday. No, I don’t believe in mass deportation
 

you should probably vote for democrats, then.

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


YOU'RE BROWN

YOU WILL BE DEPORTED NUMBNUTS

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!!! Idiot 

Just now, Macklemore said:

No tax on tips is yuge!!! Greatest increase in lower income wage growth in recent memory was during the first Trump term.

And recess all day! 

you should probably vote for democrats, then.

Uh huh. They are doing such a fantastic job at securing borders
Just now, Macklemore said:

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!!! Idiot 

You realize there were German Jews and homosexuals right? Pretty sure them being natural born citizens meant jack shit

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Is he serious? Trump signed a $2 TRILLION covid bailout. Now I’m not actually blaming Trump for inflation, I actually think a pandemic of this seriousness was going to wreak economic havoc regardless, but is this guy serious?  Blame Biden for inflation because of Covid bailouts?  geez. 

We didn’t need the stimulus in 2021. That’s what set off the inflation going nuts. 

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


Uh huh. They are doing such a fantastic job at securing borders

So when camps and mass deportations begin, will you care?

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:


I believe that the borders need to be secured and they need to be secured yesterday. No, I don’t believe in mass deportation

I don’t have to agree with everything that they say or do, and I hope you don’t agree with everything the left does either.

I’m guessing you are all in gold because a deportation on the scale he is talking about will decimate the service and construction industries.  You wont be able to get a meal, hotel room. Forget getting your yard done, produced picked, or your house fixed. 
Not exactly the kind of stuff good for your 401k.  And if even if you could get other people to fill those roles (you can’t) they won’t be as good. 

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:


Uh huh. They are doing such a fantastic job at securing borders

Wait. You think Republicans do?

LOL

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


I believe that the borders need to be secured and they need to be secured yesterday. No, I don’t believe in mass deportation

I don’t have to agree with everything that they say or do, and I hope you don’t agree with everything the left does either.

You may need to look into that man. I don't know that there's much in the way of the platform that is what you are looking for there. You are confusing the current Republican party with the one you probably are used to voting for. 

Seriously, it's actually nuts. The Dem agenda is a bit altruistic and naive with its progressive agenda, but this Republican platform is actual dog shit. 

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!!! Idiot 

You realize that the Republicans want to get rid of that

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:


Uh huh. They are doing such a fantastic job at securing borders

Yes, they worked with the gop to do just that. Trump killed it. 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

You realize there were German Jews and homosexuals right? Pretty sure them being natural born citizens meant jack shit

Really, when did the Nuremberg Laws get enacted? Is that in the Republican Platform. Guess what - I would have passed under those laws too.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

We didn’t need the stimulus in 2021. That’s what set off the inflation going nuts. 

You have no idea what you're talking about.

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!!! Idiot 

Look up “Operation Wetback.” The Trump team has specifically and enthusiastically cited it as the model they want to follow.

It deported tens of thousands of US citizens.

The xenophobes aren’t too particular. You’re one of them ay-rabs, probably a mooslem terrorist, and you gotta GO.

Your cries of “but I’m Persian! And super Christian!” will just annoy them.

You are too stupid to be real.
1 minute ago, troph said:

Nah bro. We are hostile toward hate, insurrectionists, and religious zealots who believe the country should be run by them, for them and only them. 

Isn’t it boring not to have true believers like me or normies like honeysuckle participate. Isn’t a nice break from the echo chamber. This is OUR NIGHT damn it.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Really, when did the Nuremberg Laws get enacted? Is that in the Republican Platform. Guess what - I would have passed under those laws too.

This isn't sports dude this is real life these are real people stop acting like this is some team sport. 

10 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

So your wife's cool with you having an affair with a porn star while she's at home nursing your newborn child? Let your freak flag fly, I say!

But all that money you owe for business fraud and lying about a woman you raped in a dressing room has got to bother her some, I bet.

Has a convention nomination speech ever had a PowerPoint graph? This is a first.

8 minutes ago, tchookem said:
10 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

For example...

 

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Not to be pedantic or an asshole, but these people literally are holding official Republican party made and printed signs that say "Mass deportation now!" 

Are you saying that you believe in that part of the party platform? 

Guys. They had "Mass Deportation Now" signs. When people tell you who they are, believe them.

7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for coming out of the closet. 

Thats Good Robert Deniro GIF

Alright this is an outstanding bit

Also…would this orange jackhole shut up? I want to check out the local news to get the weather report.

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


Uh huh. They are doing such a fantastic job at securing borders

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6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!!! Idiot 

Mrs. Vance was born here.  She's not a favorite of MAGA.  

Just now, bolverk said:

So your wife's cool with you having an affair with a porn star while she's at home nursing your newborn child? Let your freak flag fly, I say!

But all that money you owe for business fraud and lying about a woman you raped in a dressing room has got to bother her some, I bet.

Maybe he just hates the Democrats more than the Republicans and that’s enough. Who says you have to agree with everything about the candidate or the party’s policies. Come on man grow up.

4 minutes ago, troph said:

The tip thing is nonsensical, I support tax breaks on lower income but that’s an ad hoc thing, do something comprehensive. Some waiters make more than teachers. It’s a silly promise without any logical. 

Edited by Gil Bang

He's going full Lecter.  

a fine-dining waiter can make more than a Lawyer, @troph

Clown show. Who the fuck would attend this in person. 

Just now, texas08 said:

Clown show. Who the fuck would attend this in person. 

Clowns, duh

3 minutes ago, troph said:

The tip thing is nonsensical, I support tax breaks on lower income but that’s an ad hoc thing, do something comprehensive. Some waiters make more than teachers. It’s a silly promise without any logical. 

Actually, I think it would help a ton. Think about it, servers get a lower hourly wage because of tips. I am sure servers are seeing a reduction in tips because people are getting pinched by the costs of going out to eat (which is bullshit if you can’t afford to tip don’t go out to eat). Most people put tips on cards now so you can’t get away with not reporting it. It would help a lot dude.

The cnn clowns fell for the Trump is a changed man bit again 😂

look at all those "Christians" cheering for mass deportation.  Fucking Jesus was a hippie with all that "welcome the stranger" bullshit

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Actually, I think it would help a ton. Think about it, servers get a lower hourly wage because of tips. I am sure servers are seeing a reduction in tips because people are getting pinched by the costs of going out to eat (which is bullshit if you can’t afford to tip don’t go out to eat). Most people put tips on cards now so you can’t get away with not reporting it. It would help a lot dude.

So, they can't commit tax fraud, so let's eliminate the tax.   Makes sense.

Edited by Gil Bang

Is it just me or when we were kids that the conventions mostly ended around 9:30 or 10 with about half an hour of commentary? Maybe I am remembering that wrong. 

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