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Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?

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Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

21 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Is it possible that the two yutes . . .

Ah, the two what?  Uh...uh, what was that word?

We're famous for our mud.

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

When I was a young attorney, maybe 2001 or so, a partner at my firm was speaking at a CLE on some subject addressing oral advocacy, and he got to a section in his presentation about the need for succinctness and brevity, and he opened with this clip, and it brought the house down.

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11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Dressed like my Grandma’s couch, would still kick it with. 

 

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Yep. And she has gotten better looking over time

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