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#601
7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's not fair, the fucking Norwegians get a drive by competition in the winter Olympics, we need ATVs and a gallon of hooch in this competition.  

"Skiing is not a sport, it is how a Swede gets to the fucking 7-11." Jim Tom Pinch, You Gotta Play Hurt.

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#602

I wonder why the last several Olympics have actively tried to keep the best athletes on earth from fucking? Don't we need them to cancel out Sarah Shitstain & her 8 kids from 8 different baby daddies?

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#603

How the fuck does Peacock not have the gymnastics medal ceremony? My kids wanted to watch it

#604
49 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

"Skiing is not a sport, it is how a Swede gets to the fucking 7-11." Jim Tom Pinch, You Gotta Play Hurt.

Dan Jenkins will always get rep from me.

#605
2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Christ. This NBC prime time show is awful. It’s always been awful. Remember when this was the only way to get the Olympics and we had to deal with it? I am so glad this isn’t how I am forced to watch anymore. 

It’s actually good if you’re trying to appeal to as many different demographic groups/ pop culture as they are.

for actually watching the Games, yeah, of course it’s awful.

#606
"Skiing is not a sport, it is how a Swede gets to the fucking 7-11." Jim Tom Pinch, You Gotta Play Hurt.

Joachim Ronneberg begs to differ. It’s what you do on your way to and from blowing up a secret German facility. Blow it up, ski all the way to Sweden.

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When it comes to skiing and killing people in combination, the Norwegians and Finns deserve their top spots.
#607

Germany just whipped us in women's 3 on 3 basketball.

The fighting Jimmers up next.

#612

The officials fucked up the start of the women’s triathlon and no one seemed to care.

It’s gotta be skeevy swimming in that river after all of those failed tests.

#613

I’m really disappointed by Peacock’s tech especially when it comes to things like replays. They’re lazy. I shouldn’t have to watch a full 8 hour video to watch the one part of the broadcast I want. They should automatically be saved off as individual VODs that I can consume. Even Twitch has stuff like this figured out. 

#614
16 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

The officials fucked up the start of the women’s triathlon and no one seemed to care.

It’s gotta be skeevy swimming in that river after all of those failed tests.

Acid Robocop GIF by DJ CHIMO BAYO
it’ll be fine

#615
11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
AIR HORSE ONE 😍 https://t.co/tTE0g1zGGv

 

Nice of Sarah Jessica Parker to donate her plane. 

#617
2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Fencing. I’ll never understand it, but it looks cool?

MIL was one of the highest rated fencers in the world for a few years, and my knowledge of the sport is still limited to there are 2 people trying to stab each other.

#618

Gold zone is legit. Basically NFL red zone but with gold medal events. They swing around and show the important stuff. Its even anchored by Siciliano and Scott Hanson.

 

You like the octo box? Try the ten box.

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#620
1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Guatemala with their first-ever gold in any sport.   Wow!

I didn’t see Drug Smuggling on this year’s schedule.

#622

 

Guatemala, you have a new National Hero.Adriana Ruano Oliva.First EVER Olympic gold medal for Guatemala. They won two of their three ever medals in the last two days in Trap.#Paris2024

 

#624
11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Well, it was a gun-shooting event.

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2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I wonder how one gets to the Olympics for trap shooting. 

practice

#626
39 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Gold zone is legit. Basically NFL red zone but with gold medal events. They swing around and show the important stuff. Its even anchored by Siciliano and Scott Hanson.

 

You like the octo box? Try the ten box.

Is that on the peacock app?

#628

Watching the triathlon replay. Having done about a dozen Olympic and half distances in a river I have no clue why the fuck they would do for Olympics. Swimming upstream is fucking miserable.  Add in the fact they are swimming in the sewer 

#629
6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Watching the triathlon replay. Having done about a dozen Olympic and half distances in a river I have no clue why the fuck they would do for Olympics. Swimming upstream is fucking miserable.  Add in the fact they are swimming in the sewer 

Absolutely this. Open water swimming sucks enough on its own. Having shit and upstream to fight would suck

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#631
2 hours ago, randomhorn said:

I’m really disappointed by Peacock’s tech especially when it comes to things like replays. They’re lazy. I shouldn’t have to watch a full 8 hour video to watch the one part of the broadcast I want. They should automatically be saved off as individual VODs that I can consume. Even Twitch has stuff like this figured out. 

I don’t like how the rewind/ff doesn’t have any sort of preview. If you want to go back a few minutes to rewatch something you’re just shooting totally blind. 

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#632

No offense to anyone but Judo is kinda boring. Just two people trying to grab each other. Then they occasionally fall on the floor and lay there for a minute.

#633
15 minutes ago, tokamak said:

No offense to anyone but Judo is kinda boring. Just two people trying to grab each other. Then they occasionally fall on the floor and lay there for a minute.

The Venn diagram of super drunk married sex and judo has considerably more overlap when put this way than I initially thought.

#634
The Venn diagram of super drunk married sex and judo has considerably more overlap when put this way than I initially thought.

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#635
2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

If you have to ask….

you aren’t greasing the right palms 

What if you're a southpaw and you only grease your left palms?

#636

Are there any decent radio options?

I’ve found iHeart partnered with NBC but so far all I’ve found is that they are simulcasting the TV broadcast.

 

worthless when you actually need the action described “and here he goes….., ohhhhhh!”

#637
Swim the River Seine they said. It'll be fun they said 😭#Triathlon #Paris2024 #Olympics https://t.co/L1f4PN95VU

 

#638

Actually  impressionism

 

Luncheon on the Grass, by Édouard Manet, 1863, 📸 by Ezra Shaw

 

#639
23 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

The finish of the Bronze Medal game was ... wow

A FINISH YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE! 😱ALEX SEDRICK LEADS TEAM USA TO THE FIRST-EVER OLYMPIC RUGBY SEVENS MEDAL FOR THE UNITED STATES ON THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME! 🥉 #ParisOlympics

 

I recommend watching the whole clip here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa7nXjx_Jj4 

 

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#643
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Swim the River Seine they said. It'll be fun they said 😭#Triathlon #Paris2024 #Olympics https://t.co/L1f4PN95VU

 

To make everybody run uphill to finish a Triathlon is borderline diabolical. 

#645
Just now, AbeFroman said:

To make everybody run uphill to finish a Triathlon is borderline diabolical. 

That does it.

Im never going to participate in a triathlon in protest and solidarity with these guys.

You are all welcome for my selfless protest and sacrifice.

 

#648
43 minutes ago, Deej said:

"I didn't shit myself, I was swimming in the Seine."

"What's that smell?" 

-Oh, that would be me.  I've been swimming in raw sewage.  I love it.  I love it!"   (Lnielsen, 1992 Silver medalist, triathlon) 

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