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1 minute ago, randomhorn said:

Tournament of Roses parade floats cruising down the LA River

Being chased by a T-1000 in a big rig

The rain doesn’t want to fuck off. Dude at the piano is like fuck it.

The sound mixer is doing an awful job. Commentators mikes are way too loud, the main event audio feed way too low.

Holy shit they Brits are actually smiling! Who was passing them the mdma?

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Holy shit they Brits are actually smiling! Who was passing them the mdma?

They're right at home in rainy/dreary weather.  

I love the smaller nations that make me go to Google to figure out what area of the world they're in like Comoros. 

Heh, no surprise Iran and Iraq are on separate boats

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Any wagers on who is going to light the cauldron?

Marine Le Pen. They’re just going to chuck her in there. 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Any wagers on who is going to light the cauldron?

Zhidane headbutts the cauldron and it lights

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Being chased by a T-1000 in a big rig

A 21 gun salute from a bunch Johnny Utah lookalikes 

Orsey is a badass museum.

The Melies nod was great. 

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7 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Everyone on that Italy boat is fucking

Say what you will about my people, they are not prudes and never lack emotional investment in their endeavors.

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Any wagers on who is going to light the cauldron?

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39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

When it's LA's turn they can convey the quintessential LA experience by putting all the athletes in cars on the 405 and have them sit in traffic.

If they dont rollerblade that torch down the boardwalk...

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Orsey is a badass museum.

The Melies nod was great. 

The Petit Prince and Ariane Rockets got their moments in the spotlight during that too.

That lady had 1400 instagram followers

Axelle Saint-Cirel

1401 now

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’ve never been. It’s on my bucket list but to me this beats a closed in auditorium type thing. A lot went into this. Stunning shots of the city. 

Shit. They better start seining the Seine for stiffs ...

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Normally enjoy Peyton, but he sucks in this role.

I don't mind him, it's only annoying when someone tries to say or do too much.

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Zhidane headbutts the cauldron and it lights

Zidane would be my legit guess

That shot of the Eiffel Tower with the lit up Olympic rings. Damn. 

5 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

That lady had 1400 instagram followers

Axelle Saint-Cirel

1401 now

1973

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Zidane would be my legit guess

 

I would agree if he didn't open the show.

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I would agree if he didn't open the show.

Oh he did?  I missed the very beginning

Maybe the guy Vince Carter dunked on then?

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Saw a little bit of the ceremonies when we were having lunch.  They had the vignette where the dancers were in the library, reading french classics, including some sexy ones.  I made a crack about how they'll probably have a menage a trois sequence.

And then they have an actual menage a trois sequence.

God I love the French.

Oh, and then running through the Louvre, past Winged Victory (my wife's favorite), and then The Magdalene with the Smoking Flame (my favorite)....just fucking cool.  

Recorded it, will watch the whole thing tomorrow.  Just cool, and so damned French.

Also, when the Americans sail down a French river, it oughta be in Higgins Boats.  Just sayin'.

I throw Yannick Noah as a possible torch bearer. For the record he's someone that just comes to mind as a well known French athlete with a big following. I loved his tennis play too.

NBC trying to kill the vibes with personal interviews. Stop it!!!!!!!!! This is the coolest opener I’ve seen and I want to enjoy it damnit. Talk to our people later. 

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I throw Yannick Noah as a possible torch bearer. For the record he's someone that just comes to mind as a well known French athlete with a big following. I loved his tennis play too.

The cauldron should be lit by a young, sexy perfection Catherine Deneuve's cigarette, after which she turns back to look at you, smiles, and then walks away slowly.

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I throw Yannick Noah as a possible torch bearer. For the record he's someone that just comes to mind as a well known French athlete with a big following. I loved his tennis play too.

maybe with Mary Pierce

As it gets darker the shots of the city look even more amazing. So very cool. 

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