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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

All of Shepherd's recent follows are CC coaches and players.  He's going JUCO.

 

*Specifically Butler Community College

Even at a JUCO, he has to at least try. Apparently when his people reached out to A&M about a possible transfer one of the questioned asked was, so how is school going? 
 

That’s when A&M lost interest. 

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    I think it's just called A&M.

  • Tired of Lurking
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    Probably a lot. We should probably stop blasting our own recruits until/if they decommit. And even then, they're kids. They're stupid sometimes.

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    Bullshit...Chrissy Simms was signed in the class after Dunn, and Mack asked Dunn if he would rather play tight end or defense. Dunn said I'm outta here. $112M later, it wasn't a terrible decision 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

We're sabotaging his transcripts /aggy

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Faber is still an option, Class of 2026. Of course, he'll be on double secret scho-pro.

Landing a recruit after not just one but two other schools land him will be the ultimate test of Jimbo’s relationship building prowess

33 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Even at a JUCO, he has to at least try. Apparently when his people reached out to A&M about a possible transfer one of the questioned asked was, so how is school going? 
 

That’s when A&M lost interest. 

I guess you never watched second chance u on Netflix 

4 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I guess you never watched second chance u on Netflix 

When I mean try I simply mean at least show up and sign your name. This young man could not even accomplish that task here. 

49 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

When I mean try I simply mean at least show up and sign your name. This young man could not even accomplish that task here. 

0.00 is basically a giant FU to everyone involved at the school. What I don't understand is how he managed to get through all of the tutoring and academic assistance from the football program without someone breaking a foot off in his ass. Surely they had to have had some professors raise concerns. Maybe they did and that is why he is "transferring"/flunking out?

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wrong thread

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IIRC, Shepherd had a gf who is a year ahead of him on the 40 Acres. If true/still true, then he's even a bigger dumbass than we think he is.

Reminds me of my first semester in college. I wasn't invited back for a second semester either. And I didn't play football.

Serious question, is there ever a problem/mishap/failure they experience that isn’t our fault? Such whiny losers.

25 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Serious question, is there ever a problem/mishap/failure they experience that isn’t our fault? Such whiny losers.

We did not have anything to do with the log stacking negligence that killed 12 young students.  That is all on aggy.  On them forever, but they have turned that tragedy into a cause for celebration by more log stacking and burning outhouses.  

My first semester at Texas as a freshman was really hard, especially learning to study and take notes. I get that athletes have tutors and take a lot of fluff classes, but a fat, lazy, stupid motherfucker like Shepard was always fighting an uphill battle. May he cut grass for the rest of his life. 

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2 hours ago, happyhookem said:

Reminds me of my first semester in college. I wasn't invited back for a second semester either. And I didn't play football.

A guy down the hall from me said he was 'invited to pursue other academic opportunities '

7 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Faber is still an option, Class of 2026. Of course, he'll be on double secret scho-pro.

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13 hours ago, Vertigo said:

0.00 is basically a giant FU to everyone involved at the school. What I don't understand is how he managed to get through all of the tutoring and academic assistance from the football program without someone breaking a foot off in his ass. Surely they had to have had some professors raise concerns. Maybe they did and that is why he is "transferring"/flunking out?

I thought they were monitored during the year.  

Sounds like this guy just quit school.

I think the movie Animal House was based upon my first semester. My GPA was .019 and was on disciplinary probation as well. Thank goodness I turned it around. 

Maybe he just wasn't feeling the love at Texas.  Hopefully he'll get that "special" roommate in agroville..

Desmond Harrison 2.0

Kid is lazy and not putting in the work, but very talented with NFL size. 

If someone wants to post the recent Frenzy shots, Perroni has changed his stance on Shepherd coming to aggy due to grades now.

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If someone wants to post the recent Frenzy shots, Perroni has changed his stance on Shepherd coming to aggy due to grades now.

 

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Translation: Javonne has put white out all over his monitor and raised his grades in crayon, but the bad grades show back up every time he scrolls up or down. Start squeezing, Ags!

9 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

Desmond Harrison 2.0

Kid is lazy and not putting in the work, but very talented with NFL size. 

NFL size don't mean jack if you're dumb. Tackles have some of the highest Wonderlic scores. 

12 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

NFL size don't mean jack if you're dumb. Tackles have some of the highest Wonderlic scores. 

Your mom gets a pretty high wonderlick score.

On 12/27/2019 at 9:45 PM, Tex Pete said:

My first semester at Texas as a freshman was really hard, especially learning to study and take notes. I get that athletes have tutors and take a lot of fluff classes, but a fat, lazy, stupid motherfucker like Shepard was always fighting an uphill battle. May he cut grass for the rest of his life

you ain't cuttin' many lawns with those attributes.

7 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Wait is 0.0 serious or just a joke? I thought you got at least .5 for just being there.

Insert that’s not how any of this works meme here.

To quote Calculus 403L Professor Kleinberg in the Spring of 1986 when I went to visit with him about my
“[MirrOlure]......college ain’t for everybody!”

12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

 

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I don’t know if I would trust Perroni with any academic reporting after reading this.

On 12/27/2019 at 5:19 PM, ClubWhatever said:

Landing a recruit after not just one but two other schools land him will be the ultimate test of Jimbo’s relationship building prowess

Jimbo never quits.

On 12/27/2019 at 5:14 PM, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Faber is still an option, Class of 2026. Of course, he'll be on double secret scho-pro.

Faber is the answer.  Their ROTC program is perfectly aligned with aggy corps ...

Woof!

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Hey Peronni, we made sure Shepherd got bad grades just to keep him from going to Collie Station. 

Avatar checks out 

Jimbo's trading blows with Javonne's academic tutor. Heavy haymakers.

1 minute ago, TXs said:

Jimbo's trading blows with Javonne's academic tutor. Heavy haymakers.

Real. Tampering.

Adam Dunn had a 0.00 GPA in Austin then packed it up for rookie ball in the Spring. 

Just now, Blackcat00 said:

Adam Dunn had a 0.00 GPA in Austin then packed it up for rookie ball in the Spring. 

Chris Davis did that, then headed over to Navarro before getting drafted.

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Chris Davis did that, then headed over to Navarro before getting drafted.

So that is the secret to hitting .240 with 300-400 HRs in the bigs?

Davis and Dunn would be a hell of a spelling bee competition. 

28 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Davis and Dunn would be a hell of a spelling bee competition. 

 

5 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

Davis and Dunn would be a hell of a spelling bee competition. 

"The word is 'cat'".

"Can you repeat the word?"

10 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

Adam Dunn had a 0.00 GPA in Austin then packed it up for rookie ball in the Spring. 

Bullshit...Chrissy Simms was signed in the class after Dunn, and Mack asked Dunn if he would rather play tight end or defense. Dunn said I'm outta here. $112M later, it wasn't a terrible decision 

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Bullshit...Chrissy Simms was signed in the class after Dunn, and Mack asked Dunn if he would rather play tight end or defense. Dunn said I'm outta here. $112M later, it wasn't a terrible decision 

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive. 

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive. 

he played spring football in '99, i seent it. which would not have happened if he pulled a Blutarski in the fall of '98  

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If he does enroll at gomersville, poultry science maybe his calling in life?

15 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

If he does enroll at gomersville, poultry science maybe his calling in life?

He already knows he can lay an egg so he's probably feeling pretty confident about poultry science.

44 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

If he does enroll at gomersville, poultry science maybe his calling in life?

 

28 minutes ago, Chopper said:

He already knows he can lay an egg so he's probably feeling pretty confident about poultry science.

I’m guessing he’s headed towards a calling in life that involves spending a lot of time on a porch, pushing 5 bills, and blaming everyone else for his problems. 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I’m guessing he’s headed towards a calling in life that involves spending a lot of time on a porch, pushing 5 bills, and blaming everyone else for his problems. 

Ah, so the Kendell Jones plan. Only difference I see is that Jones isn't smart enough to blame everyone else for his problems.

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28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I’m guessing he’s headed towards a calling in life that involves spending a lot of time on a porch, pushing 5 bills, and blaming everyone else for his problems. 

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Dean Wormer says "Being fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son".

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