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Dude won't amount to shit in football, but I hope he finds his way and doesn't be a dick sucking bitch dildo sucker for the rest of his life. 

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    I think it's just called A&M.

  • Tired of Lurking
    Tired of Lurking

    Probably a lot. We should probably stop blasting our own recruits until/if they decommit. And even then, they're kids. They're stupid sometimes.

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    Bullshit...Chrissy Simms was signed in the class after Dunn, and Mack asked Dunn if he would rather play tight end or defense. Dunn said I'm outta here. $112M later, it wasn't a terrible decision 

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On 10/28/2019 at 12:03 PM, CowboyFred said:

Shep punched Ossai? heh news to me.

What? Ossai would have fucked his world if true. Shep is a pussy, Ossai is quite the opposite. I wonder if the staff ushered him to the portal. 

19 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

He's damaged goods if he leaves.

Pretty strong argument that he's damaged goods if he stays, too.

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Your mom just left as damaged goods. 

I hope you at least charged her wheelchair.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Pretty strong argument that he's damaged goods if he stays, too.

Well, yeah, but that staff wants him to stay. There's enough evidence about transfers now, you aren't doing shit if you leave. You can, however, tough it out and prove yourself with your play on the field. I mean, he won't, but it's too bad. Dude's so talented.

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

I hope you at least charged her wheelchair.

I thought that was part of your kick. 

4 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I hope you at least charged her wheelchair.

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Told Marcus Washington on Insta live he is taking his name out of the portal and said HookEm...

Huzzah! Not at all what I expected to see when this thread bumped, but I’m fully gruntled

Hmmm... interesting. I guess the bridge isn't burned.

Maybe nobody wanted him.

The guy telling recruits not to come to Texas would like to stay at Texas? Fuck you, dude. Fool me once and all that shit.

if he’s actually staying I am over the moon.  athletically he is superior to just about any OL on the roster. 

57 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Maybe nobody wanted him.

Or he watched aggy get blown off the field by a certain common opponent 

5 hours ago, smakashart said:

 

Hey I'm not complaining. Dude has crazy potential. 

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

The guy telling recruits not to come to Texas would like to stay at Texas? Fuck you, dude. Fool me once and all that shit.

If the locker room rumor is true and the culprit has been fired, it might explain his actions.

31 minutes ago, Nope said:

Or he watched aggy get blown off the field by a certain common opponent 

Ding ding ding...

if he’s actually staying I am over the moon.  athletically he is superior to just about any OL on the roster. 


“Over the moon”? You aren’t Futureman. More like 1920’s Pastman. You really are the cat’s pajamas.

Word early in fall camp was that he was coming along and had a chance to meet his potential. Of course, sourcing info from people involved with this staff is tough because they really do believe their players are just better than everyone else’s, without understanding that that therefore indicts their coaching when the team loses to ISU, Baylor and TCU.

Anyway, dude thought he should be starting and complained loudly about it. Then he got into a lockerroom fight and threatened a coach, allegedly. So of course he might decide to stick around. He’s like the living embodiment of the Herman tenure. Stressed excitement, then disappointment, then high hopes, then get the fuck out of here shitbag, and now confusion.

Has anyone confirmed this? Someone originally posted this on OBs, and as far as I can tell, no one actually tracked it down despite some looking for it on Instagram

 watching herman favorite okafor block air probably doesn't make anyone on the bench feel good.

3 minutes ago, pacman said:

 watching herman favorite okafor block air probably doesn't make anyone on the bench feel good.

That air NEVER hit Sam

15 minutes ago, pacman said:

 watching herman favorite okafor block air probably doesn't make anyone on the bench feel good.

The line got back to functional when he was put back on the bench.

Looked for the Instagram story and didn't find it. In doing so, saw a bunch of recent pictures. He's got a lot of work left to do with Yancy if he plans to come back. He looks like Karic does now. They stripped a ton of bad weight off and he'll need to add some serious mass.

31 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Looked for the Instagram story and didn't find it. In doing so, saw a bunch of recent pictures. He's got a lot of work left to do with Yancy if he plans to come back. He looks like Karic does now. They stripped a ton of bad weight off and he'll need to add some serious mass.

Thought the IG vid was Washington saying Hookem..Shep allegedly have one too?

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Thought the IG vid was Washington saying Hookem..Shep allegedly have one too?

Believe it was an IG live so it wasn’t saved on his account

Buncha IG stalkers. 

Figured errrbody was too busy sliding DMs to South Austin's mom's IG account. 

15 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Buncha IG stalkers. 

Figured errrbody was too busy sliding DMs to South Austin's mom's IG account. 

Losers slide into DMs. Winners just slide right into South Austin's mom. So yeah, you probably got that part right. 

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Either way errrbody wins.

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4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

“Over the moon”? You aren’t Futureman. More like 1920’s Pastman. You really are the cat’s pajamas.

 

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3 hours ago, pacman said:

 watching herman favorite okafor block air probably doesn't make anyone on the bench feel good.

Okafor is back in 2020, too.  good stuff. 

 

3 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

He's got a lot of work left to do with Yancy if he plans to come back. He looks like Karic does now. They stripped a ton of bad weight off and he'll need to add some serious mass.

lulz.  he’s probably 6’6” 310.  definitely needs to add “serious mass”. 

Okafor is serviceable as a guard. Not so much at tackle.

Have to wonder what Hand thinks he sees...

i was with this guy at a pregame once after his name was in the portal and he was just sitting in the corner rolling doobies

4 minutes ago, crum said:

i was with this guy at a pregame once after his name was in the portal and he was just sitting in the corner rolling doobies

 So maybe he’s not such a bad guy after all 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

if he’s actually staying I am over the moon.  athletically he is superior to just about any OL on the roster. 

And you sir, are the bee's knees.

35 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuckin A, it's Tuesday! Good news day! 

That's for the realignment thread. This is the doobie thread.

46 minutes ago, crum said:

i was with this guy at a pregame once after his name was in the portal and he was just sitting in the corner rolling doobies

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8 hours ago, Laga4 said:

Maybe nobody wanted him.

Or at least the team Demas is going to flip to didn't want him

1 hour ago, crum said:

i was with this guy at a pregame once after his name was in the portal and he was just sitting in the corner rolling doobies

I have a hard time believing anyone who uses the term “rolling doobies” has been hanging out with Javonne Shepherd lately. 

So...is it a fact that Shephard took his name out of the portal and is sticking with us, or assumptions? I would be thrilled to have him back as long as he's not a cancer. 

8 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

The guy telling recruits not to come to Texas would like to stay at Texas? Fuck you, dude. Fool me once and all that shit.

This is some deep state Jimbo shit right here. I say send him to Concordia just to be sure. 

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So...is it a fact that Shephard took his name out of the portal and is sticking with us, or assumptions? I would be thrilled to have him back as long as he's not a cancer. 

he definitely said it on live just waiting for the official report

1 minute ago, smakashart said:

he definitely said it on live just waiting for the official report

Awesome. I'd rep you if I had any left. 

2 hours ago, JerryHubbard said:

Okafor is serviceable as a guard. Not so much at tackle.

Have to wonder what Hand thinks he sees...

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1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

I have a hard time believing anyone who uses the term “rolling doobies” has been hanging out with Javonne Shepherd lately. 

sorry father of language, he was constructing blunts

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