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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

as long as he's not a cancer. 

The guy that got in a fight with his HS coach and got kicked off the team? The guy that quit the team a handful of games into his freshman season? The guy that was telling recruits not to come here? If Herman takes him back he’s every bit of the retard we think he is.

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1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The guy that got in a fight with his HS coach and got kicked off the team? The guy that quit the team a handful of games into his freshman season? The guy that was telling recruits not to come here? If Herman takes him back he’s every bit of the retard we think he is.

Maybe this is a wake up call for the young man.

1 minute ago, realgreggym said:

Maybe this is a wake up call for the young man.

Zero consequences isn’t a wake up call.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So...is it a fact that Shephard took his name out of the portal and is sticking with us, or assumptions? I would be thrilled to have him back as long as he's not a cancer. 

It's a fact that his name is still in the portal.

Edit:  Or to be more precise - in the Horns 247 list of those in the portal.

Edited by Getafix

3 hours ago, crum said:

i was with this guy at a pregame once after his name was in the portal and he was just sitting in the corner rolling doobies

Was your brother there with you?

47 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The guy that got in a fight with his HS coach and got kicked off the team? The guy that quit the team a handful of games into his freshman season? The guy that was telling recruits not to come here? If Herman takes him back he’s every bit of the retard we think he is.

Ah, shit. I forgot about that. I agree with you about taking him back. 

59 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

They shouldn’t take him back unless he’s a lock to start next year.   He will do the exact same shit again next year if he isn’t starting day 1.  Unless we really need him, this is just asking for trouble.  

We are likely losing both starting OTs, one to the NFL, and the other to C. The only guy with real playing experience at the position returning is Okafor. Texas needs him badly.

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15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We are likely losing both starting OTs, one to the NFL, and the other to C. The only guy with real playing experience at the position returning is Okafor. Texas needs him badly.

He’s raw and not close to starting any time soon. He’s also a flaky dipshit. Bye.

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16 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He’s also a flaky dipshit.

Should give him and Herman plenty to talk about. Gotta have that common bond

13 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I don’t think Cosmi is going anywhere.

I gotta agree. 12 games ago, we all thought Cosmi was gone. Now, not so much.

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Zero consequences isn’t a wake up call.

If you're 18 it could be. Lets see if he grows up. If he does, great. If not, then he's probably gone.

8 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

FWIW Wells says no way he’s coming back. Then couched with “highly unlikely”

depends on wheres hes rated. if he gets a good grade?  he gone. 

47 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

depends on wheres hes rated. if he gets a good grade?  he gone. 

I assumed he was talking about Shepherd. Is Wells talking about Cosmi?

7 hours ago, JerryHubbard said:

Okafor is serviceable as a guard. Not so much at tackle.

Have to wonder what Hand thinks he sees...

Okafor is a Herman favorite

Okafor thinks he is a tackle

Okafor plays tackle

47 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I assumed he was talking about Shepherd. Is Wells talking about Cosmi?

Shepherd 

20 minutes ago, pacman said:

Okafor is a Herman favorite

Okafor thinks he is a tackle

Okafor plays tackle

Okafor was replaced by Christian jones at one point the last couple games. I seen it. 

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

I assumed he was talking about Shepherd. Is Wells talking about Cosmi?

I read it as talking about Cosmi. and his draft grade. 

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

I read it as talking about Cosmi. and his draft grade. 

It was about Shepherd’s chances of returning.

2 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

It was about Shepherd’s chances of returning.

yeah. I see that now. I answered it like I was responding to the Cosmi question. 

reading comprehension is f'd today

2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

yeah. I see that now. I answered it like I was responding to the Cosmi question. 

reading comprehension is f'd today

Only today, huh? 

7 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

FWIW Wells says no way he’s coming back. Then couched with “highly unlikely”

is that wells opinion? did he see the live? it came straight from Shepherds mouth & he wasnt being sarcastic

is that wells opinion? did he see the live? it came straight from Shepherds mouth & he wasnt being sarcastic

I think his point is that someone who quits on the team may not have the choice to come back whether they want to or not.

He will be a bust, was never high on this kid even when we signed him.

I used to think TH could handle a few player like this on the squad. 

That's another thing I'm wrong about. 

12 hours ago, Laga4 said:

I used to think TH could handle a few player like this on the squad. 

That's another thing I'm wrong about. 

From a comfortable distance, it appears Tom Herman lacks leadership skills. 

So we allow player uproar to fire the WR coach (He sucked ass anyway) and now we’d allow an OL guy back after he trashed us to recruits? Solid leadership we have.

24 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

So we allow player uproar to fire the WR coach (He sucked ass anyway) and now we’d allow an OL guy back after he trashed us to recruits? Solid leadership we have.

He isn't "back". He just was on instagram with Marcus Washington, which is pretty normal since he's a student at the university.

7 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Read better

Think you should take your own advice there, chooch. 

On 12/5/2019 at 11:43 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

You "read" he is back? 

That’s not what that says, it’s framed as a question. We’d allow that?

23 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

That’s not what that says, it’s framed as a question. We’d allow that?

You called out leadership for something that “could” happen, which zero evidence exists to support the idea.There are plenty of instances demonstrating the lack of leadership on this team. We don’t need to make things up.

28 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

We don’t need to make things up.

But some of Surly's greatest successes and most hilarious adventures have come from making things up.

47 minutes ago, Chopper said:

But some of Surly's greatest successes and most hilarious adventures have come from making things up.

South Austin’s mom and her sexcapades are real, damn it!

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

South Austin’s mom and her sexcapades are real, damn it!

I can confirm.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

South Austin’s mom and her sexcapades are real, damn it!

Only one of the things I was thinking of

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28 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Only one of the things I was thinking of

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I don't believe you; next you'll be claiming that Santa Claus and the Chupacabra aren't real.

I asked an Aggy friend of mine if they planned on taking him. He told me if he went to A&M it’s going to have to be through Blinn. Apparently the rumor is he’s on track to go 0.0 this fall. 

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I asked an Aggy friend of mine if they planned on taking him. He told me if he went to A&M it’s going to have to be through Blinn. Apparently the rumor is he’s on track to go 0.0 this fall. 

That’s a 3.0 at Blinn, and  a 3.9 at aggy.

Supposedly Herman is in Houston to meet with Shepard and offer him the OC position. 

17 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Supposedly Herman is in Houston to meet with Shepard and offer him the OC position. 

Think he’s a little tall to play center. Might have a lot of balls hit the back of his helmet. 

52 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I asked an Aggy friend of mine if they planned on taking him. He told me if he went to A&M it’s going to have to be through Blinn. Apparently the rumor is he’s on track to go 0.0 this fall. 

Well he can still be a senator

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I asked an Aggy friend of mine if they planned on taking him. He told me if he went to A&M it’s going to have to be through Blinn. Apparently the rumor is he’s on track to go 0.0 this fall. 

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