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I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory and have a drink*

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Let me go for a few bars... Come in soft. And then finish strong.

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😅 perhaps my favorite part of the movie is at the end when Derek is trying to reconcile his newfound respect for Brennan and tries to hug him.

"Yeah you'd like that faggot"

Goddammit. Funniest shit.

Are bonita fish big?

You don’t know a Johnny Hopkins 

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me.  I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.  She takes one look at me and goes "Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf, " and she grabs me by the weiner.

 

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listen, gang, don’t be mad at dale for ruining the story, and possibly the evening. 

Did we just become best friends?!

This house is a fucking prison!

On Planet Bullshit!

In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Let's keep it late 80s and let's keep it fun

It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 

Research and development.  Last week, we put liquid paper on a bee . . . and it . . . died.

Where are we moving?

Is the house haunted?

 

Brennan Huff: Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, we have to go to therapy?

[Robert nods]

Brennan Huff: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

I got them from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

im deeerreeek and i can sign high like this.

On 7/30/2018 at 6:19 PM, South Austin said:

Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Who is the retard?

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19 minutes ago, lateshow said:

This is a house of learned doctors.

And you're a curly headed fuck.

This house is a fucking prison!

25 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

This house is a fucking prison!

On planet bullshit! 

But Derek got his football buddies
to replace the choir and sing:

"Brennan has a mangina."
 
Finally, the audience and even some
of the nastier parents started singing:

"Brennan has a mangina."

 And I have to admit, for a little while,
I sort of joined in as well.
 

Brennan Huff: Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, and we have to go to therapy? 
Dr. Robert Doback: Yeah. 
Brennan Huff: What the fuck happened?!

Let's give them something to talk about

How about love, loove, luv, love-a-love-a-skee...

I don't know. I don't want to sing too loud. I don't want to wake up Robert and Nancy and I've had a sore throat for a month and a half...

52 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Hellooo miss lady

I think I can solve this Pan/Pam thing.

It was in international waters so they couldn’t prosecute him.

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Why do I want this? I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass. And I wanna drive a Range Rover. 

Well, you better, Brennen. It’s the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Pow-pow!

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