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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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6 hours ago, troph said:

Who does he think made message boards popular man?

Seriously, today's message boards are just the fancy version of the BBSes from the late 80s and early 90s.

And a whole lot of people predicted over the years that message boards would go away, replaced by social media, but here we have places like Surly, and places like reddit (which is arguably just a modern version of usenet).  And Discord is kind of a hybrid of 1990s BBSes and IRC and ICQ.

And here we are, and the boomers are actually using these things:

https://discord.com/invite/democrats

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6 hours ago, immamac said:

Back on topic. 

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FYI, on a whim, I looked.  Easy Bake Ovens are $125 or so now.  They haven't had a lightbulb in them for over 10 years now,  but some kind of heating element which speeds up cooking time, and led to the increased cost.
 
 

Stuff You Should Know did an hour long podcast on the history of the easy bake oven. Fascinating stuff.
10 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

FYI, on a whim,

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Just now, Pancho said:

Torbush, what a correction

 

35k is still a lot. Dems won AZ and GA with basically no ground game in 2020 due to Covid. Dems didn’t really do any in-person canvassing until October 2020. 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Torbush, what a correction

 

If I had to guess, "NewsWire" is just some random lone person trying to make some money on X. But now it's become a news source. Thanks, Elon. 

 

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

Fucking Walz 😡

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If I had to guess, "NewsWire" is just some random lone person trying to make some money on X. But now it's become a news source. Thanks, Elon. 

 

I have idea if it's the same affiliation, but Newsire is a press release company. You pay them to put out press releases, but they also aggregate news from everywhere. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If I had to guess, "NewsWire" is just some random lone person trying to make some money on X. But now it's become a news source. Thanks, Elon. 

 

it's an aggregator account that's been around since like 2018. 

Team R suddenly deeply, deeply concerned about lies. Even things that aren't lies, or anywhere close ("He was an assistant coach!! Not a coach!!"). Funny how that works. 

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Good grief. 

 

I can't in good conscience vote for someone who...likes dogs?

17 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

Kurt Cobain was born in 1967

Douglas Coupland who coined the term Generation X was born in 1961

my dividing line is those who came of age after Vietnam are Gen X 

 

I remember going to some music festival in Houston in Hermann Park... some kind of Freedom Fest and they had bands like The Guess Who and Richie Havens.  I must have been 15 or 16 and them talking about Vietnam sounded like they were talking about the 1800s.  Felt like ancient history to me.

12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Good grief. 

 

Please continue to spread photos of the VP candidate playing with dogs.  Normal people hate that shit.

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Do we get dogs in the national divorce too???

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10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Please continue to spread photos of the VP candidate playing with dogs.  Normal people hate that shit.

MAGA loves dogs

Dog-Killer Kristi Noem Realizes Her Big Problem: She Isn't Trump

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Do we get dogs in the national divorce too???

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The good news is we get the dogs. GQP used their draft pick on cheap plastic fuckdolls from the back of a 80's hustler mag. 

Irish roots of Kimberly Guilfoyle, figure in Trump's campaigns

 

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17 hours ago, G650 said:

I will admit trying to make a cake in one of these fucking things.

Well this explains your affinity for the "fuck around and find out" emoji.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Beer, dogs, and football.

Beer 

Dogs

Football

Runzas 

Donuts

Love and respect from our children 

 

What else are we missing? 

 

 

Could you imagine what a MAGA-branded ez-bake oven might look like?  I'm just gonna leave that for you degenerates to contemplate.

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Beer 

Dogs

Football

Runzas 

Donuts

Love and respect from our children 

 

What else are we missing? 

 

 

Freedom? Integrity? Sanity?

Wait, today is #NationalDogDay? They decided to run this "oppo" on NATIONAL DOG DAY? Bwahahahahahaha. 

 

Could you imagine what a MAGA-branded ez-bake oven might look like?  I'm just gonna leave that for you degenerates to contemplate.

Stephen Miller can.

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19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Beer 

Dogs

Football

Runzas 

Donuts

Love and respect from our children 

 

What else are we missing? 

 

 

Porn.  Do not forget porn.

15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Could you imagine what a MAGA-branded ez-bake oven might look like?  I'm just gonna leave that for you degenerates to contemplate.

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32 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The good news is we get the dogs. GQP used their draft pick on cheap plastic fuckdolls from the back of a 80's hustler mag. 

Irish roots of Kimberly Guilfoyle, figure in Trump's campaigns

 

In college, we ordered a cheap rubber sex doll for a party prop (she was tossed around the room like a balloon by men and women alike, many laughs were had).  BUT, once you order such a thing, you end up on a mailing list.  So we would periodically get a catalog of sex products of the time.  One of the products was a "pocket pussy" -- some rubber hole you could bang.  It had a label above the description like this:

new-and-improved.jpg

Except instead of "new and improved," it said "NOW FEATURING REAL HAIR!"

Ever since then, I've had visions of the management meeting at Sex Toys Inc., where the CEO was complaining about slumping sales of their artificial vagina product.  "What can we do to boost these numbers?"  Then Jim, who had a knack for product development, piped up with "boss....I have an idea.  Two words: REAL.  HAIR."  "That's genius, Jim!  Make it happen!"

And to make this topical, I think any sane man would rather have sex with that product than the current Kim Gargoyle product shown above.

23 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Could you imagine what a MAGA-branded ez-bake oven might look like?  I'm just gonna leave that for you degenerates to contemplate.

I was gonna say "whatever it looks like, JD Vance would try to fuck it," but these two replies....

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Stephen Miller can.

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6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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GOTDAMN.

Freedom? Integrity? Sanity?

Hunting
Fishing
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2 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Hunting
Fishing

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This photo is of a man - an actual American man, doing manly things.

This photo....is of a leading Republican politician.  Doing....who knows WTF, but I've never seen anyone holding a baitcaster that way, and I've taught toddlers to fish with them who do a better job.

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If you want to support un-American, un-manly simps, by all means, keep voting Republican.

If you want to support real-deal American men, doing actual things that good and decent men do, vote the other way.

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I was at the range yesterday and saw two Trump hats.  I asked the woman at check in if I should wear my Harris/Walz t-shirt next time and she got a wicked smile then said "Hell yes.  It would be nice to see that for a change."

I might just do that next time.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This photo is of a man - an actual American man, doing manly things.

This photo....is of a leading Republican politician.  Doing....who knows WTF, but I've never seen anyone holding a baitcaster that way, and I've taught toddlers to fish with them who do a better job.

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If you want to support un-American, un-manly simps, by all means, keep voting Republican.

If you want to support real-deal American men, doing actual things that good and decent men do, vote the other way.

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

I was at the range yesterday and saw two Trump hats.  I asked the woman at check in if I should wear my Harris/Walz t-shirt next time and she got a wicked smile then said "Hell yes.  It would be nice to see that for a change."

I might just do that next time.

Did you get her number?

44 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Beer 

Dogs

Football

Runzas 

Donuts

Love and respect from our children 

 

What else are we missing? 

 

 

Flannel Shirts that. have seen better days

This photo is of a man - an actual American man, doing manly things.
This photo....is of a leading Republican politician.  Doing....who knows WTF, but I've never seen anyone holding a baitcaster that way, and I've taught toddlers to fish with them who do a better job.
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If you want to support un-American, un-manly simps, by all means, keep voting Republican.
If you want to support real-deal American men, doing actual things that good and decent men do, vote the other way.

I am definitely left wing, but we do such a terrible job at coining phrases. I detest the phrase “toxic masculinity” because it surrenders the definition of masculinity and implies masculinity is a bad thing.
44 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Stephen Miller can.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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34 minutes ago, Tuco said:


I am definitely left wing, but we do such a terrible job at coining phrases. I detest the phrase “toxic masculinity” because it surrenders the definition of masculinity and implies masculinity is a bad thing.

Can you explain how? It seems clear to me the difference between masculinity and toxic masculinity

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In college, we ordered a cheap rubber sex doll for a party prop (she was tossed around the room like a balloon by men and women alike, many laughs were had).  BUT, once you order such a thing, you end up on a mailing list.  So we would periodically get a catalog of sex products of the time.  One of the products was a "pocket pussy" -- some rubber hole you could bang.  It had a label above the description like this:

new-and-improved.jpg

Except instead of "new and improved," it said "NOW FEATURING REAL HAIR!"

Ever since then, I've had visions of the management meeting at Sex Toys Inc., where the CEO was complaining about slumping sales of their artificial vagina product.  "What can we do to boost these numbers?"  Then Jim, who had a knack for product development, piped up with "boss....I have an idea.  Two words: REAL.  HAIR."  "That's genius, Jim!  Make it happen!"

And to make this topical, I think any sane man would rather have sex with that product than the current Kim Gargoyle product shown above.

I was gonna say "whatever it looks like, JD Vance would try to fuck it," but these two replies....

 

GOTDAMN.

Nah, the Kim Guilfoyle product is self-lubricating and self cleaning. And your eyes have lids.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

The good news is we get the dogs. GQP used their draft pick on cheap plastic fuckdolls from the back of a 80's hustler mag. 

Irish roots of Kimberly Guilfoyle, figure in Trump's campaigns

 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I was at the range yesterday and saw two Trump hats.  I asked the woman at check in if I should wear my Harris/Walz t-shirt next time and she got a wicked smile then said "Hell yes.  It would be nice to see that for a change."

I might just do that next time.

You need to get yourself a Harris/Walz camo hat.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

but I've never seen anyone holding a baitcaster that way, and I've taught toddlers to fish with them who do

You’ve let toddlers use a bait casting reel?  Sounds like a form of hell. 

Can you explain how? It seems clear to me the difference between masculinity and toxic masculinity

Ok. Try it with these phrases:
“Toxic femininity”
“Toxic homosexuality”
“Toxic blackness “

At best, it’s saying a little is ok, but be careful pull back from who you are.

I see it as being used as description of violence, misogyny, and self destructive behavior. Even if men frequently engage in that behavior, it is separable from being a man. Being a man is not bad thing.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In college, we ordered a cheap rubber sex doll for a party prop (she was tossed around the room like a balloon by men and women alike, many laughs were had).  BUT, once you order such a thing, you end up on a mailing list.  So we would periodically get a catalog of sex products of the time.  One of the products was a "pocket pussy" -- some rubber hole you could bang.  It had a label above the description like this:

new-and-improved.jpg

Except instead of "new and improved," it said "NOW FEATURING REAL HAIR!"

Ever since then, I've had visions of the management meeting at Sex Toys Inc., where the CEO was complaining about slumping sales of their artificial vagina product.  "What can we do to boost these numbers?"  Then Jim, who had a knack for product development, piped up with "boss....I have an idea.  Two words: REAL.  HAIR."  "That's genius, Jim!  Make it happen!"

And to make this topical, I think any sane man would rather have sex with that product than the current Kim Gargoyle product shown above.

I was gonna say "whatever it looks like, JD Vance would try to fuck it," but these two replies....

 

GOTDAMN.

CSB: Back in my post divorce days after I had moved into my new digs 25+ years ago, I thought I would mark the occasion by grilling some burgers with my kid on my custody night. Turns out I was a little light on cutlery after the divorce and had to wash my pvc plumbing saw in order to use it to cut the tomatoes for the burgers.

I told my group of friends about the incident and being poor at the time, they decided to throw a "shit for jiggy" party.

Along with pathetic divorced father gifts like tv trays and terrible wall hangings, I got one of the classic blow up sex dolls. Since I was a big George Jones fan, they named her  Tammy KY.

Well Tammy got folded up and put on the top shelf of my bedroom closet. 

I forgot to mention that, also being poor at the time, I had purchased a small farmhouse on 6 acres for my new digs. The property was nice enough, but the house had no heating or cooling and needed a lot of work(another reason I had no money).

Anyway, about a year later, I had scraped together enough money to put in some central heat and ac that a buddy of mine was doing with some help from me.

One of the grills needed a duct channel that passed right by (you guessed it) the top shelf in my closet where Tammy was. So my buddy is up there fishing around and moving stuff off of the shelf when Tammy falls off the shelf and opens her legs up on the floor.

I was like:

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and proceeded to tell him the above story and he was like:

 

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...Tammy eventually made her way to a white elephant xmas party.

Hopefully you washed Tammy out well before you took her to the white elephant exchange.

16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Well, here comes the pedo stuff from the right.

23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Don't you have to vote Trump in order to vote to keep him for Minnesota? 

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