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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Yeah, I was gonna go there, but don't want to leave a digital trail in case I run for office in the future.

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  • Creasy Bear
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    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

  • Okie State
    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Don't you have to vote Trump in order to vote to keep him for Minnesota? 

That tweet is 2 years old.

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Yeah, I was gonna go there, but don't want to leave a digital trail in case I run for office in the future.

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7 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Yeah, I was gonna go there, but don't want to leave a digital trail in case I run for office in the future.

lulz, this would be pretty fucking far down on the list of things I'd need to worry about if I ran for office.  Which I won't. 

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Don't you have to vote Trump in order to vote to keep him for Minnesota? 

Tweet is from 2022 my bro. Just showing he's a normal do, and dogs and children don't detect danger

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Tweet is from 2022 my bro. Just showing he's a normal do, and dogs and children don't detect danger

I see that now. But honestly I was just making a joke. 

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

The good news is we get the dogs. GQP used their draft pick on cheap plastic fuckdolls from the back of a 80's hustler mag. 

Irish roots of Kimberly Guilfoyle, figure in Trump's campaigns

 

 

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Tweet is from 2022 my bro. Just showing he's a normal do, and dogs and children don't detect danger

 

So we've got America's dad on our side, a man who even dogs and children love, and they have a man who can't order donuts, let alone fix a 2014 Ford Escape when it breaks down on the side of the road.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This photo is of a man - an actual American man, doing manly things.

This photo....is of a leading Republican politician.  Doing....who knows WTF, but I've never seen anyone holding a baitcaster that way, and I've taught toddlers to fish with them who do a better job.

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If you want to support un-American, un-manly simps, by all means, keep voting Republican.

If you want to support real-deal American men, doing actual things that good and decent men do, vote the other way.

The problem is that his Princeton class ring gets in the way.

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

The resemblance is uncanny.

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I ain't gonna lie to you. I kinda felt bad for Pence when this was happening. Harris was eating him alive, and then she took control of the moderator as well. Whenever they were questioning her "blackness" my first thought was they didn't see the VP debate in 2020.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Hah!

Idk how the republicans ever thought they could hang the ‘she’s not a real parent’ thing on her.

That shit is a master class smack down.

Mamala indeed.

I feel like I just got grounded 

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I think Kamala will make Trump do something even more unhinged than we have seen so far. I am thinking he would get so frustrated, he might slip and call her either something demeaning to a women or some racial epithet. And I were Kamala, I would be going for that jugular. Fuck Donald Trump.

 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think Kamala will make Trump do something even more unhinged than we have seen so far. I am thinking he would get so frustrated, he might slip and call her either something demeaning to a women or some racial epithet. And I were Kamala, I would be going for that jugular. Fuck Donald Trump.

 

I assume that's a big reason they want the mics hot

A) Gives her another chance for an "I'm speaking" moment for her to silence him and control the moderator

B) They are reasonably sure (as we all are) that he will either call her a bitch, cunt, nasty whore or n-word because of something she said, which gives her a perfect opening to call out Trump for not respecting women or minorities directly to both Trump and the viewers.  And that would go viral worldwide.

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5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think Kamala will make Trump do something even more unhinged than we have seen so far. I am thinking he would get so frustrated, he might slip and call her either something demeaning to a women or some racial epithet. And I were Kamala, I would be going for that jugular. Fuck Donald Trump.

 

I think we all know which word he's going to use and it's not the "N word."

16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

So we've got America's dad on our side, a man who even dogs and children love, and they have a man who can't order donuts, let alone fix a 2014 Ford Escape when it breaks down on the side of the road.

Unless the issue happens to be a clogged up exhaust pipe. 

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Unless the issue happens to be a clogged up exhaust pipe. 

 

We live in a world where

"Omg, can you believe Kamala needs notes for the debate?"

Is a thing.

Yes, you retards. Imagine thinking it a bad thing that someone comes prepared. Dotard doesn't have notes because he can't fucking read.

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41 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think Kamala will make Trump do something even more unhinged than we have seen so far. I am thinking he would get so frustrated, he might slip and call her either something demeaning to a women or some racial epithet. And I were Kamala, I would be going for that jugular. Fuck Donald Trump.

35 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I think we all know which word he's going to use and it's not the "N word."

He will quietly call her a cunt.

20 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

We live in a world where

"Omg, can you believe Kamala needs notes for the debate?"

Is a thing.

Yes, you retards. Imagine thinking it a bad thing that someone comes prepared. Dotard doesn't have notes because he can't fucking read.

No shit.  I have a one-day bench trial over an access easement and I bring a full notebook of shit to refer to.  She's running for President of the United States, and it's reasonable for her to have some notes. 

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He will quietly call her a cunt.

It can be a term of endearment in England! /media

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

There are a lot of people who are gonna be hella surprised when she opens up a can of whoop-ass on Trump in the debate -- if it happens.

I'm now seeing people calling Kamala the biggest lightweight who has ever run for president. Trump was NOTHING before running for president.

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I think we all know which word he's going to use and it's not the "N word."

Hussy?  Tart?  Wench?  Trollop?

21 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Hopefully you washed Tammy out well before you took her to the white elephant exchange.

I did. Dressed her up real nice too. I wanted her to go to a good home where she could live her best life. She was a bitch to wrap tho.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

hate to pick at nits but they need some editors. The better phrase would have been, "So it came as no surprise that Tim Walz...". The way it's written he sounds shocked Walz made it this far. 

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Hussy?  Tart?  Wench?  Trollop?

other N word,  Nasty

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He will quietly call her a cunt.

Quietly?

Not sure if it’s related but my kid said Beto was on UT campus today taking pictures with students. Maybe he was there for a different reason.  I have no idea. 

i think he was on UNT campus last week. maybe he's still working it, getting young people on campus registered 🤞

8 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i think he was on UNT campus last week. maybe he's still working it, getting young people on campus registered 🤞

Apparently at aggy last week as well. 

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3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Apparently at aggy last week as well. 

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On 8/22/2024 at 8:36 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I'm sorry I just can't get over the eyeliner. 

I can't get over him complaining about politicians whining when his boss and running mate is the biglyest whiny bitch of all time.  All he does is whining about how bad he's mistreated and picked on. Little old bitch baby

Guy liner is not relevant or useful 

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On 8/6/2024 at 6:58 AM, Left Coast said:

Now the most burning question: who will play Walz on SNL?

I’m thinking Jim Gaffigan

 

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Nailed it.

 

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On 8/27/2024 at 9:59 PM, Planet Houston said:

 

I use those first two all the time.  He has my vote.

Carvey is still the best, that Biden was chef's kiss. 

9 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Carvey is still the best, that Biden was chef's kiss. 

Guess what! Here's the deal folks. I'm not joking around!

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