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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I believe Trump awarded himself an honorary law degree from his now defunct university.

MIT is not defunct, sir, and is one of the finest law schools in the country!

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  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

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    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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I apologize in advance how much I will use this gif over the next 8.3 years. 

 

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30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Trump went to which law school?

He's spent enough time in a court room to qualify for the bar, too bad he slept through half of it.

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Had to look up the genesis of the “Tampon Tim” nickname.  Like the Olympic boxer, just more manufactured outrage about transgender stuff.

 

this is how lost republicans are, morally

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

My god, he's cracked the code. He's like Ted Lasso.

There are 33 Jewish members of Congress. 31 are Democrats.  There are four governors who are Jewish. All four are Democrats. The last Jewish Republican governor, Eric Greitens of Missouri, resigned in disgrace. 

 

It just further puts them away from the side of women voters. 

 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s like the Helobious kiss handjob of death

Fix'd

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have first hand experience with this dynamic.  The response has been "The first stimulus was neccessary, but the second one Biden authorized was what really fucked up the economy."

I can write a dissertation on how conservatives abandoned all their core values to worship dear leader, from bump stocks to handouts, to tariffs. The party of small government, free trade and gun rights was a lie.

The #1 thing, the true absolute north is making liberals cry.

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Had to look up the genesis of the “Tampon Tim” nickname.  Like the Olympic boxer, just more manufactured outrage about transgender stuff.

 

gop has lost ALLLLL of the people good at this. it's nothing but MAGA grifters who have no idea what they are doing.

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It took 8 years but we finally found MAGA's kryptonite. 

 

I'm dying here over "Tampon Tim".  The Republicans are literally incels manifested into an entire political party.

Good luck with that strategy you fucking idiots.

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It took 8 years but we finally found MAGA's kryptonite. 

 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

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Why didn’t the GOP nominate a Jewish VP then? 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why didn’t the GOP nominate a Jewish VP then? 

They get credit for Jared Kushner.  

"Kamala Chaos": There was an attempt.

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I'm no fan of the Mavs and he's exhibited quite a bit of douchery over the years but the man's politics mostly line up with those of us in this thread. I'm sure he was hoping for Shapiro for the Jewish/Israel angle, though. Give him a few mins and he'll slot in 100% behind Harris/Walz.

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Kamala Chaos": There was an attempt.

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Kamala Chaos sounds kind of badass though. Like a Marvel superhero.

I know I’m just feeling the rush of enthusiasm and am putting too much stock in average America, but I’m starting to sense an absolute ass kicking on Nov 5. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Right, because “ideologue” and “hate” are the words that spring to mind when I think of Joe Biden. Fuck your “both sides,” Mark. The Trump side is the one preaching division and hate. This isn’t a radical transformation on the left. It’s just new blood. 

 

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Cuban peaked in 1999. 

 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

He's a tool. 

 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

He's sadly the best we've got in the outspoken billionaire category. (not that we need more of them)

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Not to pick nits but Illinois and Chicago claims Son Volt.

 

I'm no fan of the Mavs and he's exhibited quite a bit of douchery over the years but the man's politics mostly line up with those of us in this thread. I'm sure he was hoping for Shapiro for the Jewish/Israel angle, though. Give him a few mins and he'll slot in 100% behind Harris/Walz.

Fuck Cuban. He sold the Mavs and took a bunch of money from one of the shittiest families in America. The guy has no principles to stand on. He can fuck right off with his hot takes.

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who are these people and what have they done with the Democratic party? 🤨

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

who are these people and what have they done with the Democratic party? 🤨

Lock them in a room and never ever ever let them out. In the most loving and humane manner of course. 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

Did the signs say, “The highway formerly known as __________?”

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know I’m just feeling the rush of enthusiasm and am putting too much stock in average America, but I’m starting to sense an absolute ass kicking on Nov 5. 

I've been trying to avoid saying it, just for jinxing purpose. But yeah, big time. Coupled with Trump seemingly not wanting to campaign, or even really wanting to win.

The difference from 16 days ago is amazing. "Well, lets see if our 81 year-old nominee can make it through an interview" to this.

 

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know I’m just feeling the rush of enthusiasm and am putting too much stock in average America, but I’m starting to sense an absolute ass kicking on Nov 5. 

Me, reading Surly every day until election morning.

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7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

who are these people and what have they done with the Democratic party? 🤨

We’ve haven’t seen the GOP so rattled or the Dems so united since 2008. Just like people in 2008 had GOP fatigue after Bush/economic crash, voters have had enough of Trump/doom and gloom

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Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Ronny is upset. Tim Walz hates America. 

 

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Weird 

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Walz gives off the vibe that he's never hated anything in his life, much less the country he fought for. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, no.  H.W. Bush never attended law school and he was on the ticket in 1984, 1988, and 1992. 

W. Bush never attended law school. 

Dick Cheney never attended law school. 

John Kerry never attended law school.  

Mitt Romney never attended law school. 

Paul Ryan did not attend law school.  

John McCain did not attend law school. 

I'll give you a pass on falling for "saw somewhere" because most of the above seem like they were lawyers at some point.  But I can't give you a pass on two glaring fucking examples of major party nominees who not only couldn't get into law school, probably couldn't complete a GED right now----Donald Trump and Sarah Palin

The Wikipedia Machine tells me John Kerry and Mitt Romney have law degrees.

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Weird 


Call me crazy, but I just don't think "Tim Walz favors child mutilation"  and "Tim Walz hates America" are going to stick. 

It's going to be fun to see the Republicans flail around trying to land something on him. 

Everyone, send this to your dipshit MAGA buddies that played HS football. 

 

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Kamala Chaos sounds kind of badass though. Like a Marvel superhero.

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16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did the signs say, “The highway formerly known as __________?”

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Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Call me crazy, but I just don't think "Tim Walz favors child mutilation"  and "Tim Walz hates America" are going to stick. 

It's going to be fun to see the Republicans flail around trying to land something on him. 

I think this highlights a big part of the genius of the VP pick. All of the MAGATs feign outrage and seem genuinely unhappy while Walz is happy, friendly and talks about a better future for families instead of engaging with all the culture war BS.

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Kamala Chaos": There was an attempt.

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This season may be the best one yet. 

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Kamala Chaos": There was an attempt.

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The chick on the far right is high AF and just wanting it to be over. The rest are just wanting to get their check on go home. 

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18 minutes ago, mchookem said:

who are these people and what have they done with the Democratic party? 🤨

Going to repeat myself, but where have these people they been all my life?

The hits keep coming.

 

 

54 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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I apologize in advance how much I will use this gif over the next 8.3 years. 

 

I know you do, honey. I know you do. 

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know I’m just feeling the rush of enthusiasm and am putting too much stock in average America, but I’m starting to sense an absolute ass kicking on Nov 5. 

And I am hoping it is soon followed by an absolute bunch of crooks receiving prison sentences.  Time to take the fkn gloves off.

27 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Kamala Chaos": There was an attempt.

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Is it just me or has since Biden dropped and Kamala has become the nominee that the MAGA dipshits have tried to put more paid black people behind the speaker podium for pictures and videos? I feel like before the last month it was nothing but whites.

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