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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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Just now, aggie08 said:

Wait, is he the moron that started that thread about googling random numbers and having the results always be about COVID deaths or some dumb shit?

Holy shit I forgot about that. 

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    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

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    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

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Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Someone get Beshear a tailor. 

 

He's a soggy bottom boy

Hearing Hadley talk about being impregnated by her stepfather was brutal.  That's gotta be tough for her.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Hearing Hadley talk about being impregnated by her stepfather was brutal.  That's gotta be tough for her.

Even the crowd gasped when she said "What's so beautiful about a daughter having her parents daughter?"

 

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Yeah, Walz was the better choice. I like him but Walz speaks directly to the group the Democrats have been losing since 2016.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, Walz was the better choice. I like him but Walz speaks directly to the group the Democrats have been losing since 2016.

Beat me to the exact same post

30 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Losing our shit over this super smart woman that screams leader.

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, Walz was the better choice. I like him but Walz speaks directly to the group the Democrats have been losing since 2016.

Low key obsessed with how he fawns over Kamala

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Wait Jasmine Crockett is 43?!

My wife said “what?!?” when Jasmine said she had nearly two decades of experience. Said “how old is she?” I had to look it up. I thought she was early 30’s.
Just now, Pancho said:

Just a short sermon by Rev. Warnock, no big deal. 

You hear the Black ladies screaming “AMEN!” In the crowd because they know exactly what time it is.

Time to pass the plate for the building fund?

I kid, I kid....

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


My wife said “what?!?” when Jasmine said she had nearly two decades of experience. Said “how old is she?” I had to look it up. I thought she was early 30’s.

And Kamala don’t look 59

15 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Wait Jasmine Crockett is 43?!

Wut?

She looks 30, if that.

Oh, snap.  Regarding the Bible -- "he should try reading it".

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Almost like being a bunch of weird assholes isn’t what people want out of their leaders. 

Every time they show Mrs Walz, she looks like she's about to cry. 

How the fuck are you going to put Biden out after 11pm here on the East Coast?

Just now, Lurch said:

How the fuck are you going to put Biden out after 11pm here on the East Coast?

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Goddamn you are stupid. What the fuck are you trying to say here? 
Why does a major event with THE FUCKING PRESIDENT in attendance have security? Also, why are there non whites at a political event happening in our culturally diverse country?
Whatever you are going for with that shitposing. Cool. You are weird as fuck.
Post less stanko, unless it is your wife's tits.

So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.
Isn't it past Biden's bedtime at this point?

Mine was like 2 hours ago
Every time they show Mrs Walz, she looks like she's about to cry. 

Because she is, as are many of us, after so many years of abuse now that hope is once again on offer…
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So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

So weird
Just now, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Wtf are you doing? Stop. 

Markstanco probably has a Truth Social account. Maybe he can tell us what Donald is saying right now.

No idea what that is, but sick burn though.
1 minute ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Dude, are you just shit hammered drunk or what?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I guarantee you Warnock wrote this speech himself. 

 

And it was great.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

I have a wall. If you'd get off of your lazy fucking ass and stop asking for government handouts, you could build a wall for yourself, too.

Coons walking out with that "oh shit I have to go on after THAT?" look on his face.

holy fuck warnock. outstanding. just fucking outstanding

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

 

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4 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Is the wall in the room with us now?

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5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn't it past Biden's bedtime at this point?

 

Warnock makes me want to start going back to church.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I guarantee you Warnock wrote this speech himself. 

 

If I didn't know better I'd swear it was just off the top of his head.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Warnock makes me want to start going back to church.

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White people church isn’t that exciting

The ones with snakes seem pretty wild 

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