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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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Just now, mdmost said:

White people church isn’t that exciting

It is not. Not one bit.

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Coons now bringing the snooze fest after Warnock.

Yeah, this is like letting Led Zeppelin open for Donovan Frankenreiter… hopefully he keeps it short.
Just now, mdmost said:

White people church isn’t that exciting

But it starts on time.

I kid, I kid.

I'm sure there has been a ton of research done on the topic, but I'd like to know what the kernel is between a Warnock and a Coons, a Walz and a Vance, name the pair where one is dynamic and one is a nap in waiting (or worse).  Obama, Bill Clinton, they could hold a room in the palm of their hands.  Al Gore?  Not so much.  Is it just charisma?  Is it the way with words?  All of it?

Dude, are you just shit hammered drunk or what?

No getting ready for bed. Gym at 6A holla!
9 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Dude.  Lmao.

Wtf are you doing? Stop. 

Explain imma, not sure where you are going here.

Fun fact

 

 I was up for a dean job in DC and one of my adjunct faculty members reporting to me would be none other than Dr. Jill Biden.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just now, chainsaw said:

Fatboy Slim was a choice

This could apply to so many things in life. 

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Buddy, you need to turn off your TV and come down to the border with me to hunt. You have no fucking idea what is going on at the border from your safe space.

To answer your dumbass post, why does the president have a "wall" and you don't have one...it's primarily because you touch yourself... also it's because people will try to kill him if there is no security. Look we know you don't want an honest answer and you have no idea about anything not spoon fed to you by your propaganda outlet. Just know this, you are on the wrong side of history. Unless, you post more pics of your wife tits cuck.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


No getting ready for bed. Gym at 6A holla!

jesus christ this is you sober?

1 minute ago, markstanco said:


Explain imma, not sure where you are going here.

Dude, stop seeking attention. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sure there has been a ton of research done on the topic, but I'd like to know what the kernel is between a Warnock and a Coons, a Walz and a Vance, name the pair where one is dynamic and one is a nap in waiting (or worse).  Obama, Bill Clinton, they could hold a room in the palm of their hands.  Al Gore?  Not so much.  Is it just charisma?  Is it the way with words?  All of it?

There were 3 types of students in my public speaking classes

- those who were good at speaking but sucked at putting together analysis and argumentation

- those who were great at analysis and argumentation but lacked the actual speaking skills, especially in front of large groups of people

- those who were good at both. 

 

 

Gonna take Biden 2-3 days to recover for being up this late.

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

also it's because people will try to kill him if there is no security. 

It's almost as if someone DIDN'T try to kill the former POTUS this summer.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

jesus christ this is you sober?

Narrator: he isn't sober.

wait, has biden really not come out yet? i saw something about a nuclear threat from NK but figured that was old news. wonder if he's in the situation room

hunter! drink!

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's almost as if someone DIDN'T try to kill the former POTUS this summer.

I mean…

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:


No idea what that is, but sick burn though.

Don't know what truth social is? 

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No worries, Biden will be getting up soon to take a piss. They can just roll him out in his pajammy jam jams.

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Ashley Biden.  Hey there.

And he stepped on the ball. 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Ashley Biden.  Hey there.

She’s like a cross between Demi Moore or Demi Lovato and soleil moon

Just to troll the Trumpkins, Hunter should speak.

Just now, YChang said:

She’s like a cross between Demi Moore or Demi Lovato and soleil moon

Those are all random but accurate.  Well played.

23 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

Warnock bringing it with this sermon.

 

17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This is Black Church. I fucking love it.

 

16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Warnock fucking crushed it

 

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21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

You don’t need a wall you goddamn pussy

What country is Ashley Biden from? I can't pinpoint that accent.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how Pelosi is fucking holding court there.

This is her fucking convention.

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They put Biden on Greenwich Mean Time a few days ago. He just showered and ate breakfast, we're good. 

 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There were 3 types of students in my public speaking classes

- those who were good at speaking but sucked at putting together analysis and argumentation

- those who were great at analysis and argumentation but lacked the actual speaking skills, especially in front of large groups of people

- those who were good at both. 

 

 

Surely there was a 4th that sucked at both 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There were 3 types of students in my public speaking classes

- those who were good at speaking but sucked at putting together analysis and argumentation

- those who were great at analysis and argumentation but lacked the actual speaking skills, especially in front of large groups of people

- those who were good at both. 

 

 

No way nobody was just dogshit at both

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Just to troll the Trumpkins, Hunter should speak.

He’d probably be more polished than Vance. He’d definitely be more lucid than Trump. 

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

I'm a Texan and have a wall around my property.

Try to not be poor, Stanco.

Dusty, very dusty 

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Hey look, he didn't grab his daughters ass

Man is a hero.

Wow.  Joe's daughter loves him.   

Mcnuggets are hitting the wall at Mar a Lago.

Just now, NAVY said:

Dusty, very dusty 

Him crying with the daughter was a nice touch.

Take a bow, Mr. President

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