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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


As do I. 3 acres of 6 foot fence with barbs at the top. Two sliding gates with padlocks. I’m racist.

3 acres.

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The best part of Biden's speech is that Trump will now continue rage campaigning against him until Election Day.  

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11 minutes ago, markstanco said:


As do I. 3 acres of 6 foot fence with barbs at the top. Two sliding gates with padlocks. I’m racist.

Salvage yard?

Joe wants you to know he’s not fucking joking, pal.

joe: "trump refused to go to the grave sites in france"

from the back: "coward!"

16 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

He’s losing some steam… finish strong, Joe!

He gets electrical pulses periodically and seems to rev right back up.  

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

He get's electrical pulses periodically and seems to rev right back up.  

got altuve's buzzer on him

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"i love the job. but i love my country more"

He get's electrical pulses periodically and seems to rev right back up.  

He’s mostly tripping up when shifting between teleprompters, but this is the most energy I’ve seen from him in quite some time, and this is a lengthy speech.
Just now, elfenix said:

got altuve's buzzer on him

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3 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


He’s mostly tripping up when shifting between teleprompters, but this is the most energy I’ve seen from him in quite some time, and this is a lengthy speech.

I'm almost half his age and I don't think I could read a teleprompter this long without screwing up.  I think the applause kind of messes with his delivery at times too--knocks him off his rhythm.  

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He's starting to power down. Wrap it up.

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Waltz is like “ I really have to piss”. Can’t hold this any longer.

way past tim's bed time

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Republicans have been running Texas for over 30 years.  If they wanted a wall, they would have done it already.

But maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, a shitload of Republicans and companies that donate to Republicans, rely on labor from illegal immigrants to keep their costs down, whether it's paying somebody to mow their lawn, or companies using them to build houses or roads or pick fruit and vegetables.

This is Joes last stand. I have an early flight, I havent packed, I'm a couple of manhattens in, and I'm here for it. 

Just now, elfenix said:

way past tim's bed time

Yeah. Me too. That’s why he’s an Everyman. Fucking astros game is over. How late am I supposed to stay up?

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Waltz is like “ I really have to piss”. Can’t hold this any longer.

He has that "church is running long and the Vikings game is about to start" look.

38 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Nothing encapsulates 2024 more than this stamen’s 

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He's crazy, but he means it. Lol

No I mean it folks, this guy Trump is a real asshole

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7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"i love the job. but i love my country more"

Cementing his place in history. 

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19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Maybe Jill wasn't getting paid very little to do a photoshoot where she's making out with another woman, but she's still way fucking hotter than Melania could ever hope to be.

And I have nothing against Eastern European women.

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Joe wants you to know he’s not fucking joking, pal.

if we had a drinking game for every time he said he wasn't joking, i'd be passed out by now.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I love surly so much. Just keep beeing your self.

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why is there a large wall/fence around the DNC and why are they requiring ID to get in? In the true democrat philosophy on America that dems vote for, there should be no walls or IDs.

Aw, you broke your brain.

 

Great wrap up--that'll do Joe.  Well done.

and he's back.

This is great and if this Biden’s last mic drop he’s killed it. Going longer than even trump would is a big fuck you to trump in of itself. 

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Joe, thanks for getting the train back on the tracks after 4 years of Trump. 

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“…but I gave my best to you for 50 years. “

I teared up

Man left it all on the podium. 

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I hate reverting to my baser instincts, but one of my favorite things about Joe is how much he fucking hates all of America’s most contemptible people.

hunter sighting!

I hate reverting to my baser instincts, but one of my favorite things about Joe is how much he fucking hates all of America’s most contemptible people.

and also calls out many contemptible fucks around the globe
2 minutes ago, Covri said:

This is great and if this Biden’s last mic drop he’s killed it. Going longer than even trump would is a big fuck you to trump in of itself. 

While I get the sentiment, Trump went for like 2 hours at the RNC. Whether there was a single coherent thought during that time is another story.

I have to say I was hoping for more Trump trashing than I thought would occur.

I was very pleased to be wrong.

Doddard is going to get carpal tunnel thumb from sitting on the shitter for the next eight hours texting.

52 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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I know she thought I was pretty good in the sack, but holy fucking shit I didn't think she'd write a book about it.

 

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Aaaaaannnd CNN's first comments after that speech are about how Biden talked about his legacy more than promoting Kamala.  Easiest decision ever to turn that shit off and go to bed.

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Good first night. A lot of heavy hitters still on deck. 

Gives everybody something to really look forward too.  I think the rest really have a high bar though, which is great.  Let's see what they bring to the team.  

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Aaaaaannnd CNN's first comments after that speech are about how Biden talked about his legacy more than promoting Kamala.  Easiest decision ever to turn that shit off and go to bed.


Jake Tapper is being a real bitch right now. 

delawarean is a syllable too many.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have to say I was hoping for more Trump trashing than I thought would occur.

I was very pleased to be wrong.

Doddard is going to get carpal tunnel thumb from sitting on the shitter for the next eight hours texting.

Hoping he'll go out like Elvis. 

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