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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Bernie got done bad in both 2016 and 2020.

Go talk to yourself about burning things down and vote for Gary Johnson Trump again if you don’t like it. 

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3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Not “Ohio” by the Pretenders?  Song gives me  flashbacks 

Like a speeding ticket?

You mean “My City Was Gone”?

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Uhhh, no. You’re actually the only ticket in American history directly responsible for the death of a police officer. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that the name of it?  Mea culpa. 

My City Was Gone is the title.

And it's a great song despite the association with Rush LImbaugh.

 

EDIT:  Larry beat me to the punch,

 

 

 

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Talk about just taking your cock out and slapping it on the table:

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

If Chicago was a person, it would be JB Pritzker.

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20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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It's really neat that they pivoted from sophisticated operatives, Cambridge, Stone, Manafort etc to just letting grandpa toss out ideas with his giant old man brain.  Can't wait to watch the further decline in messaging as the smarter rats jump ship.

Oliver Platt is an american treasure

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or take “going back to Ohio” back 

Could’ve gone with Who’s That Lady by the Isley Brothers. It’s Your Thing would’ve worked too.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Go talk to yourself about burning things down and vote for Gary Johnson Trump again if you don’t like it. 

Pulled the lever for neither as you know. But I do appreciate the Gary Johnson voters as a particularly self loathing bunch. Neck and neck with progressives as they bend the knee after the DNC ran a snuff play on Bernie in two consecutive cycles.  

Oh good. Cut to Palestinian protestors who apparently told reporters their goal was to clash with police and get arrested. 

Patton Oswalt has a recurring gig on SNL if Pritzker ever ascends to high national office.

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22 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Bernie got done bad in both 2016 and 2020.

This is one of the funniest look at me posts I've ever seen. Literally laughed out loud. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Patton Oswalt has a recurring gig on SNL if Pritzker ever ascends to high national office.

Patton Oswalt is 4'11".

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Pulled the lever for neither as you know. But I do appreciate the Gary Johnson voters as a particularly self loathing bunch. Neck and neck with progressives as they bend the knee after the DNC ran a snuff play on Bernie in two consecutive cycles.  

Come on man. I didn’t just fall out of the coconut tree.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

This is one of the funniest look at me posts I've ever seen. Literally laughed out loud. 

He once wrote a 5000 word essay about how Witchiepoo from HR Pufnstuf is a neo-con.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This is one of the funniest look at me posts I've ever seen. Literally laughed out loud. 

Sorry you feel that way. Was the thought that crossed my mind while I watched the I-Vermont Senator speaking at the podium of the D convention. Does DWS still get some time these days?

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Patton Oswalt is 4'11".

Hasn't held Tom Cruise back

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Come on man. I didn’t just fall out of the coconut tree.

No. But if you think that I voted for GJ you might have taken a few coconuts to the dome. Funny thing is, you actually know which posters did pull that lever if you paid attention here. 

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3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

He once wrote a 5000 word essay about how Witchiepoo from HR Pufnstuf is a neo-con.

Neocons are even worse than the fake progressives that bend the knee. 

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26 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Talk about just taking your cock out and slapping it on the table:

 

 

 

 

I had no idea about Pritzker.  In terms of wealth and not being an asshole, he may be the closest thing we have to Teddy and FDR right now.

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This guys got a future 

 

There's a Black Methodist church down the street from me.

You best believe I'll be there Sunday!

7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Patton Oswalt is 4'11".

5'3" actually.  And?

Just now, Anastasis said:

Neocons are even worse than the fake progressives that bend the knee. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

No. But if you think that I voted for GJ you might have taken a few coconuts to the dome. Funny thing is, you actually know which posters did pull that lever if you paid attention here. 

Everyone who “pays attention” knows you wrote in Willie Nelson. You bleat it out like a point of pride, as if it’s not JD Vance talking about childless women levels of weird. Then again you and Vance share a lot of common opinions about women and children, so I guess that tracks. 

20 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


My former coworker dated her and lived with her at Texas A&I. He even had pics to prove it. Legend.

Like ipihb type of pics?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone who “pays attention” knows you wrote in Willie Nelson. You bleat it out like a point of pride, as if it’s not JD Vance talking about childless women levels of weird. Then again you and Vance share a lot of common opinions about women and children, so I guess that tracks. 

JD Vance is a clown and you are an idiot. 

Ah, the real reason Anastasis showed up in this thread…to post the video he’s been snickering at all day which he thinks is a hilarious takedown. 

Just now, butthurt said:

Like ipihb type of pics?

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Ah, the real reason Anastasis showed up in this thread…to post the video he’s been snickering at all day which he thinks is a hilarious takedown. 

Sorry, was just checking in on the D convention and ole bernie popped up on the monitor. It you can't track to and laugh at that story arch I cannot help you.  

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Ah, the real reason Anastasis showed up in this thread…to post the video he’s been snickering at all day which he thinks is a hilarious takedown. 

Celebrity singalong videos are definitely serious business.

Where are we in the schedule?  Who is Alsobrooks?  I don't show she was scheduled.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where are we in the schedule?  Who is Alsobrooks?  I don't show she was scheduled.

Running for MD senate in the open seat 

Nevermind.  Found it.

 

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9:00 PM

Keynote Remarks

Angela Alsobrooks

Democratic Nominee for the U.S. Senate, Maryland; Long-time mentee of the Vice President

Remarks

The Honorable John Giles

Mayor of Mesa, Arizona

Remarks

The Honorable Tammy Duckworth

United States Senator, Illinois

Remarks

Douglas Emhoff

Second Gentleman of the United States

Remarks

Michelle Obama

Former First Lady of the United States

10:00 PM

Remarks

Barack Obama

44th President of the United States

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where are we in the schedule?  Who is Alsobrooks?  I don't show she was scheduled.

She's a senate candidate in Maryland

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Talk about just taking your cock out and slapping it on the table:

 

 

 

 

“ She’s called DEI because she has the nerve to be successful without being white” Speak, Governor!

I still wear the Willie for President t-shirt from that cycle and have a screencap of my ballot somewhere. Ole Bozo lost track of where the burn it all down started, but it originated when the two parties that have captured our political system ran out HRC and Trump as our forced choice system. Enjoy pulling the lever again for a candidate that you all know never would have made it through a competitive level playing field primary at the top of the D ticket. I do enjoy the "saving democracy" and "joy" angles though, just for the absurdity alone.  

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12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

There's a Black Methodist church down the street from me.

You best believe I'll be there Sunday!

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6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Sorry, was just checking in on the D convention and ole bernie popped up on the monitor. It you can't track to and laugh at that story arch I cannot help you.  

I saw your mom at the D convention 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bad ass !!!!!

 

White girl cut it off before the best part.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where are we in the schedule?  Who is Alsobrooks?  I don't show she was scheduled.

 

Running against Hogan in Maryland. If all the folks in PG County come out to vote (you know who that is), Hogan has no shot no matter how far he tries to run from turnip.

And Alsobrooks was born and raised in PG County. 

This DNC has speakers from both sides of the political spectrum. Still, narcissists gonna narcissist.

15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Neocons are even worse than the fake progressives that bend the knee. 

Can we do all this tomorrow, man?

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