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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I still wear the Willie for President t-shirt from that cycle and have a screencap of my ballot somewhere. Ole Bozo lost track of where the burn it all down started, but it originated when the two parties that have captured our political system ran out HRC and Trump as our forced choice system. Enjoy pulling the lever again for a candidate that you all know never would have made it through a competitive level playing field primary at the top of the D ticket. I do enjoy the "saving democracy" and "joy" angles though, just for the absurdity alone.  


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Just now, aggie08 said:

Can we do all this tomorrow, man?

Preferably via PM

Lols at Ana being upset for Bernie when Bernie has obviously moved on. No one gives a shit. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I still wear the Willie for President t-shirt from that cycle and have a screencap of my ballot somewhere.

Holy fuck balls, you're so cool.

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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I still wear the Willie for President t-shirt from that cycle and have a screencap of my ballot somewhere. 

Damn son. I don't pay much attention to your posts, but I hadn't figured you for a moron before. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Holy fuck balls, you're so cool.

4 people voted for Willie Nelson for president in Vermont

Just now, HellesBier said:

Imagine thinking Kamala is worthy of being a President.

No way she makes to the top of the ticket in a legitimate democratic primary. If anything, you have to hand it to the D machine cause they handle their biz when it comes to the nomination process. If the republicans were half as competent, Trump would have been dispensed with in 2016 during the primaries.  

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I still wear the Willie for President t-shirt from that cycle and have a screencap of my ballot somewhere. Ole Bozo lost track of where the burn it all down started, but it originated when the two parties that have captured our political system ran out HRC and Trump as our forced choice system. Enjoy pulling the lever again for a candidate that you all know never would have made it through a competitive level playing field primary at the top of the D ticket. I do enjoy the "saving democracy" and "joy" angles though, just for the absurdity alone.  

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2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Damn son. I don't pay much attention to your posts, but I hadn't figured you for a moron before. 

It was an easy choice in 2016 my friend. The real morons are the Gary Johnson voters. 

3 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

Imagine thinking Kamala is worthy of being a President.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

4 people voted for Willie Nelson for president in Vermont

No way she makes to the top of the ticket in a legitimate democratic primary. If anything, you have to hand it to the D machine cause they handle their biz when it comes to the nomination process. If the republicans were half as competent, Trump would have been dispensed with in 2016 during the primaries.  

So you mean youre proud of the democrats for finding a loophole to skim democracy. Of course you Bolshevik leftists support this. 

What’s with these trolls trying so hard?

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Just now, YChang said:

What’s with these trolls trying so hard?

They scared 

1 minute ago, HellesBier said:

So you mean youre proud of the democrats for finding a loophole to skim democracy. Of course you Bolshevik leftists support this. 

Someone's about to have to start a new name again.

1 minute ago, HellesBier said:

So you mean youre proud of the democrats for finding a loophole to skim democracy. Of course you Bolshevik leftists support this. 

American politics is hard. 

7 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

Imagine thinking Kamala is worthy of being a President.

Imagine thinking that Paris is a "hell hole."

5 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

Imagine thinking Kamala is worthy of being a President.

A VP and former AG becoming prez is pretty unprecedented. That's like a reality game show host becoming president.

13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I still wear the Willie for President t-shirt from that cycle and have a screencap of my ballot somewhere. Ole Bozo lost track of where the burn it all down started, but it originated when the two parties that have captured our political system ran out HRC and Trump as our forced choice system. Enjoy pulling the lever again for a candidate that you all know never would have made it through a competitive level playing field primary at the top of the D ticket. I do enjoy the "saving democracy" and "joy" angles though, just for the absurdity alone.  

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

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I understand. This saving democracy thing sometimes requires a little ostriching. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

I understand. This saving democracy thing sometimes requires a little ostriching. 

I mean you should probably leave the country and find a better one since this one sucks so bad and is rigged to elect people like the current sitting vice president of the United States. 

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Just now, immamac said:

I mean you should probably leave the country and find a better one since this one sucks so bad and is rigged to elect people like the current sitting vice president of the United States. 

I heard Putin is taking refugees. 

Doug is pretty funny. Talking about his fantasy football team and joking about the first time he called her.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I mean you should probably leave the country and find a better one since this one sucks so bad and is rigged to elect people like the current sitting vice president of the United States. 

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Just now, Anastasis said:

I understand. This saving democracy thing sometimes requires a little ostriching. 

Which party do you presume would be more likely to support ranked choice voting?

C'mon man, everyone here knows that you would have voting for Trump if you lived in a state where your vote actually mattered. Everything else is just theatre and self-congratulation.

13 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

Imagine thinking Kamala is worthy of being a President.

@immamac why do you keep letting this shitstain re register?

1 hour ago, LTbear said:

Two giant crowds going at once? The Trump rages tweets are going to be delicious. 

I mean, Soros does have a lot of money.

42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Talk about just taking your cock out and slapping it on the table:

 

 

Which one of you is this?  That is a Surly-brag if there ever was one.

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Doug is pretty funny. Talking about his fantasy football team and joking about the first time he called her.

Totally relatable guy. Nothing weird about cat ladies or anything

Just now, Sawbonz said:

@immamac why do you keep letting this shitstain re register?

He's not GRU. Margin Call is GRU (in case you were wondering, imma)

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I understand. This saving democracy thing sometimes requires a little ostriching. 

Parties can choose their candidate any damn way they want. Is it that hard to understand?

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

A VP and former AG becoming prez is pretty unprecedented. That's like a reality game show host becoming president.

Forgot Senator.  Least likely path to run for President are Senate and VP

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Totally relatable guy. Nothing weird about cat ladies or anything

Reminds me of Melania’s big impassioned speech for her husband this year. Oh wait 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean you should probably leave the country and find a better one since this one sucks so bad and is rigged to elect people like the current sitting vice president of the United States. 

It would be far productive if you were to leave the political board moderation space than if I were to leave the country. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

It would be far productive if you were to leave the political board moderation space than if I were to leave the country. 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Reminds me of Melania’s big impassioned speech for her husband this year. Oh wait 

Hasn’t even said she’s a good mom even though she’s not white

I'm now a HUGE Doug fan

It's almost like MAGAites have no idea about American history and how our presidential nominees were chosen by their parties for most of our history.

10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Imagine thinking that Paris is a "hell hole."

Well, there’s the Paris you saw in the Olympics and the parts they don’t show you like the “Le Figaro No-Go Zone.”

"Okay, we've got a big night ahead and you know how Barack likes to go on and on". 

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