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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

I heard Putin is taking refugees. 

The women are amazing...

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30 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


No, but her sitting on his lap, them with their arms around each other, her looking into his eyes with pure bliss. He was a tennis player, solid dude.

Like this?

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or this?

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"Look, Donald Trump has a tremendous cock. I know this for a fact. When I asked my wife she said it was "yuuuuge" and laughed as she spread her arms out as far as she could. I'm dead serious." 

 

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Like this?

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or this?

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this is why we need a 🤮 rep icon.

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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You know that was the greatest moment ever for the dude at around 0:55 when Lil Jon gave him the high-five.

52 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


No, but her sitting on his lap, them with their arms around each other, her looking into his eyes with pure bliss. He was a tennis player, solid dude. Didn’t kiss and tell but he acknowledged that he had been to a place of many men’s dreams.

He's been with Sela Ward as well?

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Can you imagine how pissed off PRONG HORN is gonna be when he wakes up soon in Moscow?

46 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I bet it was. For him. 

Kinda like that scene in Scarface when the Columbians make Tony watch Angel get carved up with a chainsaw.

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Didn't take long for this to pop up in the GIPHY drop-down in the Surly message editor

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The speeches by both Obamas were fantastic. So refreshing.

was watching with my mom and we were making note of parts of speeches that we knew were going to viral and/or really trigger the trumpers, and when michelle obama was going she was on a roll with them. this defintely took place during her speech:

 

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5 minutes ago, Derka said:

was watching with my mom and we were making note of parts of speeches that we knew were going to viral and/or really trigger the trumpers, and when michelle obama was going she was on a roll with them. this defintely took place during her speech:

 

Looks like Trump's intern was running his account, because it was all endorsements of his winning I guess their primaries in Florida 

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

 

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2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I have no proof, but I think the Dems have consulted with psychologists about how to mentally destroy a malignant narcissist.

Something that’s really surprised me the last several months is the hold Michelle O has on women in general, talking even gop types. Not sure how it came to be with her crossover appeal given how Obama is the devil to those types. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or take “going back to Ohio” back 

Better answer... Just two kids from Akron 

 

 

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

This DNC has speakers from both sides of the political spectrum. Still, narcissists gonna narcissist.

RNC did too...

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

You can only see the stars when it's Don Cheadle black...

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Sorry for making sure the drugs your mom takes for bladder incontinence doesn't cause cancer or increase her BP/HR and result in an AMI. 

Lol. There are literally hundreds (thousands?) of people capable of crunching the numbers. But you be you, narcissist, and claim credit for other peoples planning, effort, and ingenuity.

7 hours ago, Anastasis said:

He droned American citizens and failed wrt his political promises on Guantanamo. Come on guys. We don't have to completely divorce ourselves from reality and history. 

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Sorry, was out drinking champagne last night celebrating my parent's 53rd wedding anniversary here in NYC while they are still in Texas.  I did text them. 

 

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35 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

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Sorry, was out drinking champagne last night celebrating my parent's 53rd wedding anniversary here in NYC while they are still in Texas.  I did text them. 

 

so you don't like them? And we do not really care where your parents are.

Summary- Michelle and Barack kicked ass and made fun of Trump. Lots of cool slogans came out of it. People cheered and cried. Doug is joining the surly fantasy football league, Shumer and Bernie are still kind of boring, Anastasia is still pissed.

For the rest it is on CNN or a thousand other sites.

In case you missed it. 

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7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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"Look, Donald Trump has a tremendous cock. I know this for a fact. When I asked my wife she said it was "yuuuuge" and laughed as she spread her arms out as far as she could. I'm dead serious." 

 

I would not be surprised at all if Trump called in to F&F to tell everyone his dick is not small.

And she is not implying trumps dick size. She leaves that to Barack.

So for Ohio they played Green Light by John Legend. I’ve heard a fair number of his songs but I’m unfamiliar with that one. I don’t recall even hearing vocals. It’s fine if the kids liked it but it seems to me they could’ve found a better choice. Just nitpicking. 

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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This is one of those clips you see something different every time you watch it.  As far as crowd reactions go, last night I thought the white dude at the end getting the high five was the best moment.  Nope, old head in the blue cap at 0:38 is the best.  I would have loved to see that same guy's reaction when Lil Jon switched it up to 'Get Low'.

17 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I would not be surprised at all if Trump called in to F&F to tell everyone his dick is not small.

Let me just say, okay, there’s been a lot of talk, a lot of rumors, and frankly, it’s all fake news. Total nonsense. Believe me, I’ve been very successful, incredibly successful, and you don’t get to be that successful without, you know, having everything in order. People say all kinds of things, but the truth is, there’s absolutely no issue there. No issue at all. In fact, many people have said it’s quite the opposite. Believe me, if there was a problem, you’d know about it, because they’d be talking about it non-stop, 24/7, but there’s nothing to talk about, because it’s just not true. Just ask Ivanka. 

10 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Sorry for making sure the drugs your mom takes for bladder incontinence doesn't cause cancer or increase her BP/HR and result in an AMI or cost the insurance company too much

Ftfy

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This is one of those clips you see something different every time you watch it.  As far as crowd reactions go, last night I thought the white dude at the end getting the high five was the best moment.  Nope, old head in the blue cap at 0:38 is the best.  I would have loved to see that same guy's reaction when Lil Jon switched it up to 'Get Low'.

It’s that way with a lot of Lil Jon’s songs - once in a blue moon I’ll pull up his collaboration with the Lazy Town show and the Cookin by the Book song, and there’s always something new to find. I’m sure we will be finding new stuff in that Georgia nomination video for years to come.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I would have loved to see that same guy's reaction when Lil Jon switched it up to 'Get Low'.

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10 hours ago, Anastasis said:

He droned American citizens and failed wrt his political promises on Guantanamo. Come on guys. We don't have to completely divorce ourselves from reality and history. 

Hmmmm, I wonder what might possibly explain this failure.

10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Hmmmm, I wonder what might possibly explain this failure.

“He never cured cancer either. And he had eight whole years to do it.”  - Ani, probably

Ana is going to start dropping the Times and WaPo factchecks on us here in a minute and shit is going to melt down. 

38 minutes ago, F250 said:

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I looked over to my wife and asked if we were about to hear Lil Jon say “til the sweat drip down my Walz”

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Tonight:

Cory Booker
Chris Murphy
Catherine Cortez Masto
Amy Klobuchar
Hakeem Jeffries
Nancy Pelosi
Wes Moore
Josh Shapiro
Pete Buttigieg
Bill Clinton
Tim Walz

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

so you don't like them? And we do not really care where your parents are.

Summary- Michelle and Barack kicked ass and made fun of Trump. Lots of cool slogans came out of it. People cheered and cried. Doug is joining the surly fantasy football league, Shumer and Bernie are still kind of boring, Anastasia is still pissed.

For the rest it is on CNN or a thousand other sites.

@immamac, next time you're inclined to a timeout for Ana, might I suggest, as an alternative, a temporary force-change of his avatar:

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1 minute ago, softlynow said:

@immamac, next time you're inclined to a timeout for Ana, might I suggest, as an alternative, a temporary force-change of his avatar:

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YES

Don't do Anastasia dirty like that 😤

48 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Tonight:

Cory Booker
Chris Murphy
Catherine Cortez Masto
Amy Klobuchar
Hakeem Jeffries
Nancy Pelosi
Wes Moore
Josh Shapiro
Pete Buttigieg
Bill Clinton
Tim Walz


Sheesh… that list is like the most focus group tested technocratic cyborg liberal dystopian nightmare fuel parade. 

Wake me up when no teleprompter, no notes, no fucks given Tim Walz comes out. 

15 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Don't do Anastasia dirty like that 😤

Right, don't sully Don Bluth's beautiful art. 

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