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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

Apparently being an astronaut doesn’t give you a lot of chances to work on your charisma. Who woulda thunk it?

In space no one can hear your weak ass jokes

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

Apparently being an astronaut doesn’t give you a lot of chances to work on your charisma. Who woulda thunk it?

Buzz Aldrin, Alan Shepard had plenty.  You either got it, or don't.

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

Apparently being an astronaut doesn’t give you a lot of chances to work on your charisma. Who woulda thunk it?

 

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2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Apparently being an astronaut doesn’t give you a lot of chances to work on your charisma. Who woulda thunk it?

Should have come out in a gorilla costume.

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

In space no one can hear your weak ass jokes

Hell, he couldn't even hear them with those ears.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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There isn’t enough rep for you sir.

Kelly was boring as shit, agree, glad he wasn’t the pick.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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Fuck me I can’t believe I forgot about this. I fail so hard.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Kelly was boring as shit, agree, glad he wasn’t the pick.


sucked the energy out of that place 

this leon panetta guy has the craziest resume i’ve ever heard, how is he not a household name? somebody make a movie about this guy.

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Better to work on the SETI program.

Would be a good Sec of Defense.

Hell, yes 

Buttigieg for State.

Kelly for Defense.

 

Bring back the tall curly hair singer with the big butt and the The next president who’s also good looking. If I wanted to look at an old white dude I have a mirror.

Jesus Fuck. Nothing says I’m with it and ready to take the helm like……….:.Leon Panetta. 

JD Vance double

Just now, Bateshorn said:

Jesus Fuck. Nothing says I’m with it and ready to take the helm like……….:.Leon Panetta. 

He’s a god damn deep cut for me. As a swamp dweller. 

Just now, TexasEd said:

JD Vance double

I fucking had to do a double take. Thought that was the surprise. Not enough eye liner.

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Just now, Bateshorn said:

Jesus Fuck. Nothing says I’m with it and ready to take the helm like……….:.Leon Panetta. 

Killing Bin Laden isn't exactly the same talking point it once was, that's 14 years ago, and 9/11 is now 23 years.  Not dismissing those events as unimportant, but their relevance in today is ..... lacking.  

1 minute ago, Derka said:

this leon panetta guy has the craziest resume i’ve ever heard, how is he not a household name? somebody make a movie about this guy.

He kind of wanted it that way when he was listening in on all our phone calls in the CIA 🤷🏼‍♂️

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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God damn y’all are some dopamine starved motherfuckers

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It's a 5 hour old tweet, but it belongs here:

 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

this leon panetta guy has the craziest resume i’ve ever heard, how is he not a household name? somebody make a movie about this guy.

I took this picture of him geeking out about a sunset a couple of years ago. He’s a really nice guy. 

 

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Just now, Da Fino said:

I took this picture of him geeking out about a sunset a couple of years ago. He’s a really nice guy. 

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1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Man they are really leaning into the military and cops tonight…

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