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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Gotdamn she's tough.  If she was ever prosecuting me I'd beg for a plea deal.

I’d request corporal punishment 

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  • Creasy Bear
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    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

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    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

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    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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Just now, elfenix said:

Oh shit just realized she's standing in front of gold fringed flags

She needs to hug them

Just now, elfenix said:

Oh shit just realized she's standing in front of gold fringed flags

ADMIRALTY LAW!!!

53 minutes ago, naija said:

you ain't lying.

I don't know how some of you have done this for 4 nights straight.

On Monday, this was us

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and between Monday and tonight, this happened

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:


 

 


he’s mentioned 400 times in that document 

lulz 

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“None of us have to fail for anyone to succeed.” 
 

Perfection. 

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She’s reaching Obama speech level of bad assness 

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Of course, Elmo has the hashtag #ComradeKamala as a forced trending topic on twitter

I just took a peek and Elmo filled my feed with Trump shit and anti-Kamala shit.

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If polls were open tonight, it would be a 3 hour wait to vote !!!!!

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It's no secret that I'm about as cynical and jaded as they come.  And I've got chills right now.

If this woman doesn't beat that man, there is no justice in this world.

Let's fucking go.

 

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She has a really strong voice 

She’s reaching Obama speech level of bad assness 

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1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

I found the Israel support nauseating but I recognize I'm not necessarily in the majority on that issue. She unquestionably delivered it well.

I guess you tuned out when she said Palestinians should have the right to self-determination?  That's kind of a big fucking deal to put out in the public record.

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Holy shit. That has to be one of the top political speeches ever. 

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

She sounds like Reagan on foreign policy.

I like that.

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Someone’s bone spurs are going to flare up right before the debate. 
 

 

Jesus fucking Christ she stuck the landing

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I’m ready to fucking run through a wall!

 

Aahahahahhhhhhhhhh

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underrated that her speaking voice is simply pleasant to listen to.

I will confess that I've never been able to do more than 2 continuous minutes of Trump, no matter the import of what he was saying...

alright now bring out taylor swift and beyonce with michael jordan on backup vocals.

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THAT’s MY PRESIDENT!!!!

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She kissed her husband on the lips, that slut!  /MAGAts, probably

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As Surly's public speaking professional--

 

Kamala Harris - A+

Barack Obama - A

Tim Walz - A-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tulsi Gabbard - you can repeat the course but you can't take me again 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Whoa that ending got me.  Fucking A.

Yeah, I'm spent.   That was awesome.

It’s their anniversary. I want to hear the tape of the message Doug left on her answering machine back when he first called her. 

1 minute ago, naija said:

I will confess that I've never been able to do more than 2 continuous minutes of Trump, no matter the import of what he was saying...

I haven't purposely listened to him in the past 8 years.

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What a likable, strong ticket. Hillary felt like a coronation, Biden felt perfunctory, but this feels like honestly the best shot the Dems have taken in my entire life. If this doesn't beat Trumpism, our country deserves to be destroyed.

Someone needs to put Kamala's face on this with the phrase "He's Done." Goddamn!

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DONT LOOK AT THE BALLOONS!

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Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s their anniversary. I want to hear the tape of the message Doug left on her answering machine back when he first called her. 

Heeeey, it’s Doug. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Holy shit. That has to be one of the top political speeches ever. 

Considering the circumstances, it’s the best I’ve ever heard. 

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