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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:


 

 


he ain’t showing up to that debate 

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  • Creasy Bear
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    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

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    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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So that's it? Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming?

if kendrick comes out and starts performing they not like us i’m going to start bouncing off the walls.

lord, let this not be a rebound weekend for the city.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Heeeey, it’s Doug. 

Doug being a total nerd she calls Dougie gives me hope in life.

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

alright now bring out taylor swift and beyonce with michael jordan on backup vocals.

And the Pope on steel drum 

God damn, the Kamala-Emhoff clan have some attractive/pretty kids

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She killed it

No Beyoncé or Swift?  I guess I have to vote for Trump now. 

Also, how long until Scott Jennings critiques her speech by saying it was a little too “uppity”.  

Ain't no "special guest" gonna be able to follow that.  There may have been one lined up, but they done packed their shit and went to the house.

3 minutes ago, Derka said:

if kendrick comes out and starts performing they not like us i’m going to start bouncing off the walls.

If there was someone planned for now, I think they probably just cancel. Can't beat that.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Ain't no "special guest" gonna be able to follow that.  There may have been one lined up, but they done packed their shit and went to the house.

Beat me to it.

Ain't no "special guest" gonna be able to follow that.  There may have been one lined up, but they done packed their shit and went to the house.

After that speech, Taylor’s panties are too wet to perform.
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Scott Jennings has definitely lost his "no policy" angle.  I half expect him to just not show up.

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17 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

She's making promises she can't keep with regard to lowering the cost of living but that's politics.

if they keep lowering inflation the way it slowly going then there are kernels  of truth in there my dude.

That said, in seventh grade Mike Kamensuka, a Japanese dude in my Kansas City Missouri class ran for class president.   He promised Coke and root beer in the water fountains and a more relaxed missing classes because of cold weather policy.

Every single one of us knew it was bullshit, but his optimism and personality made us all say fuck it - you won’t be able to do that but he’s an awesome dude. He won in a landslide.   And no offense, but anyone thinking any politician will keep 100% of the shit they say on the campaign Trail should permanently live on the short bus.    

Do not harsh our mellow this night and go with the flow..

No Beyoncé or Swift?  I guess I have to vote for Trump now. 
Also, how long until Scott Jennings critiques her speech by saying it was a little too “uppity”.  

Very articulate
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The special guest was the friends we met along the way. 

The surprise guest was JD Vance bringing out three dozen donuts after her speech, but the handlers saw at last second there were no blueberry cakes and told him to fuck off. 

 

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

And now your special guest.....Jelly Roll!

Featuring Chachi and retired wrestler guy 

5 minutes ago, softlynow said:

So that's it? Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming?

Dammit. You beat me to it.

Time to start working on the parents and determine if they're truly broken. 

Just now, Scheiss Meister said:

No one is leaving the hall.  This was a PARTY, and they don't want it to end.

There will be a increase in births in 9 - 10 months 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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I don't care if they respect her.  I want them to FEAR her.

Just now, hookem2010 said:

Time to start working on the parents and determine if they're truly broken. 

Me too. They give me hope, but we aren't fully there yet.

4 minutes ago, YChang said:

God damn, the Kamala-Emhoff clan have some attractive/pretty kids

Hahahahahahahaha

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Fox now has Trump on discussing her speech. Talking about the invasion of our country from the southern border and Canada.  It amazes me this channel is allowed to exist.  The government should shut it down and deport the Murdochs along with all fox employees. 

Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

NUCLEAR World War III?! That's like World War going Super Saiyan!

It’s over 9000

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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There’s no future in his frontin’

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I do feel like I was just part of something special.  I'll allow it.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don't care if they respect her.  I want them to FEAR her.

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

14 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Oh shit just realized she's standing in front of gold fringed flags

13 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

ADMIRALTY LAW!!!

Paging @RDCanecutter or one of the Surly law dogs - gold fringe is a sign that the election has been rigged by Soros, right?

I’m pissed, I’m shocked, the surprise guest was Kinzinger.   

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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“take it from me america, my friends and i think she sucks.” lol every accusation is a confession.

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

As Surly's public speaking professional--

 

Kamala Harris - A+

Barack Obama - A

Tim Walz - A-

 

not a politician, but my GOAT of speeches is Carl Sagan.

"... on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam... "

a more beautiful phrase, I have not heard.

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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

Your orange jesus is scared to death of her.

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 The government should shut it down and deport the Murdochs

100% agree, but do they live here?

43 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Her oratory skills have improved an inconceivable amount in the last four years.

She’s a prettier Angela Merkel with the same amount of gravitas but w/o the Physics Ph.D. She’ll do well on the world stage.

Did Greg Swindell hear those loud ass USA chants or nah?! Fuckin dickbag 

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