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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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Scott Jennings talking about how there wasn't enough substance?

What is Trump's position on anything other than the border and his hair?

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  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

  • Okie State
    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Except it will be Nuclear World War III times 1000, Gary. 
 

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Meanwhile President Trump called into Fox and he’s begging for more debates live and complaining about the heat on the border.

Martha and Brett keep trying to cut in and he’s just going on and on

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Paging @RDCanecutter or one of the Surly law dogs - gold fringe is a sign that the election has been rigged by Soros, right?

Put a paper license on your car and Kamala's laws can't see you.

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3 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

You sure do, you stupid cunt

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3 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

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18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I found the Israel support nauseating but I recognize I'm not necessarily in the majority on that issue. She unquestionably delivered it well.

Bullshit. Only supporting Israels right to defend themselves from terrorists while acknowledging the atrocities in Palestine and endorsing Palestinian right to exist was wayyyy more than anyone should have expected or hoped for, and I fucking hate Israel. 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Scott Jennings talking about how there wasn't enough substance?

What is Trump's position on anything other than the border and his hair?

Cost of diapers. But only his.

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Loving the Beyoncé freedom!! Loving the rhetoric and the inclusion and talk of belonging from her. I love her prosecutorial background. As a queer woman staring down the bullshit of Paxton taking our rights away, right now, I can only hope we get some traction with her and real change happens and we push back the utter nonsense of the politics of hate. I really, really need it to stop. 

It’s clear Harris stands with you. I have many lgbtq family members that I stand firmly with. Now is the time to make a statement. 

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

This the kind of preacher that makes you miss the beginning of the Cowboy's game.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile President Trump called into Fox and he’s begging for more debates live and complaining about the heat on the border.

They should be mask debates, only 

Scott Jennings STILL harping about "policy", and yet never a mention of the fact that Donald Trump hasn't been 10% as specific on "policy" as Kamala Harris.  If I met that guy in a bar. well, I'd need another beer and he'd need a towel.  What a fucking tool.

5 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Hahahahahahahaha

 

4 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

Enjoy purgatory, cuntwipe.

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5 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

We know you already do. 

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this has been like watching the super bowl, world series game 7, and ncaa tournament final on back to back to back nights. i’m going to need a five gallon bucket of gatorade, an iv, and a nap to recover from this. i’ve only got so much adrenaline in my body. i could lift a helicopter off of my trapped baby right now.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Scott Jennings talking about how there wasn't enough substance?

What is Trump's position on anything other than the border and his hair?

Who the fuck is Scott Jennings?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Scott Jennings STILL harping about "policy", and yet never a mention of the fact that Donald Trump hasn't been 10% as specific on "policy" as Kamala Harris.  If I met that guy in a bar. well, I'd need another beer and he'd need a towel.  What a fucking tool.

I don't know how any of y'all watch CNN anymore. Fox News Lite.

6 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

Oh look a drunk dumbfuck has decided to chime in 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Who the fuck is Scott Jennings?

He's the asshat CNN puts on their panels as the right wing voice.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Who the fuck is Scott Jennings?

CNN's "conservative" whipping boy

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Oh look a drunk dumbfuck has decided to chime in 

Hey hey, I'm standing right here man.

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2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

Putin welcomes you to Russia if you're that scared.

Just now, softlynow said:

I don't know how any of y'all watch CNN anymore. Fox News Lite.

Taking recommendations.  MSNBC ain't happening.

Just now, Pancho said:

turnip just announced he's about to call into Fox News lol

While on Fox News?  Fucker has been speaking since her speech ended.  Fox isn’t even acting like they want to cover the convention as they went straight to Trump Grievance Hour.

3 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

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Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Who the fuck is Scott Jennings?

A bitchboy radical republican who whines about everything because it's set in that he knows they aren't going to win.

His tone was noticeably different a month ago when turnip was up big against Uncle Joe

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If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

There is no modern Roman Empire. You’re an idiot who doesn’t understand the difference between Ancient Rome, run by dictators, and America. Go slink back to your fantasies.
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They just cut off a rambling Trump to move to Gutfeld 🤣🤣🤣

I bet a sizable number of Republicans heard about the sexual assault liability for the first time tonight.

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Shook

Watching this now and the hosts just shut him up and ended the call. Not even Fox wants to hear Trump’s rambling horseshit anymore.

2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

Is the brown skin? A woman? Election fraud backed by zero proof? Or the gays?

What’s the boogeyman this time? 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Who the fuck is Scott Jennings?

Some asshole. 

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Shook

Then they just cut him off and told him they had to go. Byeeeeee!

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4 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

Who was your favorite emperor? Nero? Perhaps Diocletian.

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3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Shook

In his defense, the buttons are so big on his Jitterbug

Watching this now and the hosts just shut him up and ended the call. Not even Fox wants to hear Trump’s rambling horseshit anymore.

Those Fox hosts had a “we’re fucked” look during the entire call.

If Dems aren’t using that photo, EVERYWHERE, to say Trump won’t make it to Election Day, let alone 4 years, they will not get my vote.
 

If there is not an attack ad saying implying Trump will die, cause he will, probably in the next month, and JD Vance will be the candidate, I will not vote.

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guess you tuned out when she said Palestinians should have the right to self-determination?  That's kind of a big fucking deal to put out in the public record.

She made a point to straddle the fence and essentially stake out two positions that are at least somewhat at odds when you go more than an inch below the surface. I am referring to one side of that. No more, no less.

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Is the brown skin? A woman? Election fraud backed by zero proof? Or the gays?

What’s the boogeyman this time? 

Vaxxed???!?!?!?!?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

We know you already do. 

C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

Just now, MrBig said:

 

That woman is 59 years old and I absolutely would smash.

10 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Hahahahahahahaha

Haha. Is this going to be the first instance of a burnt ends poster getting crowd sourced? What’s the protocol there? 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Taking recommendations.  MSNBC ain't happening.

Watch the speeches, go back to real life. Talking heads add nothing to my life. All the best bits end up on social media anyway. Election night is the exception, and Kornacki is worth keeping MSNBC on as background noise until his segments.

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