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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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35 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Republicans voting for Democrats this cycle is like if some aggy voted for Texas to save football because the maggy diehards started fucking sheep on the field and ruined the traditional weird routines. They all just want to get back to their version of normal and get the freaks out of the picture even if they have to hold their noses and vote for us. 

Yeah, but it's just the 2%ers voting for Texas. The rest of them are just pissed off that Texas didn't make it so there would be enough sheep for everyone.

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  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

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    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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Imagine seeing this chick in the 80's and being like "yeah she's legitimately going to be the president of the united states"

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And then her VP was a Sega Dreamcast addict in 1999 listening to Limp Bizkit and wearing SOAPs.

What a ticket.

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:


There is no modern Roman Empire. You’re an idiot who doesn’t understand the difference between Ancient Rome, run by dictators, and America. Go slink back to your fantasies.

Haaaaaaaaa! Kool-Aid is extra sweeeeeet tonight.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Who was your favorite emperor? Nero? Perhaps Diocletian.

Big Elagabalus guy I bet. 

Just now, Creasy Bear said:

C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

Says the garbage human.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Who was your favorite emperor? Nero? Perhaps Diocletian.

Siibannacus was mine.  What a bad ass!

 

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

Haha. Is this going to be the first instance of a burnt ends poster getting crowd sourced? What’s the protocol there? 

He's definitely NOT a Brother Shamus.

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Oh look a drunk dumbfuck has decided to chime in 

Is that annie's sock?  Annie was suspiciously absent tonight after two prior nights of totally showing his ass in this thread.

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Shook

Well he is an old man. I wonder if he calls Eric or Barron when he needs to be walked through rebooting the WiFi router.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

He's definitely NOT a Brother Shamus.

Like an Irish monk?

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Imagine seeing this chick in the 80's and being like "yeah she's legitimately going to be the president of the united states"

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And then her VP was a Sega Dreamcast addict in 1999 listening to Limp Bizkit and wearing SOAPs.

What a ticket.

Gross

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Watching this now and the hosts just shut him up and ended the call. Not even Fox wants to hear Trump’s rambling horseshit anymore.

 

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2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Haha. Is this going to be the first instance of a burnt ends poster getting crowd sourced? What’s the protocol there? 

I think we’ll be okay without his $10/month

Just now, Da Fino said:

Like an Irish monk?

The fuck are you talkin about?

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Haaaaaaaaa! Kool-Aid is extra sweeeeeet tonight.

Trump is dementia shit posting on surly now? 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is that annie's sock?  Annie was suspiciously absent tonight after two prior nights of totally showing his ass in this thread.

No, Ana is a lot smarter than this lightweight crying about the end of the Roman empire. 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


he ain’t showing up to that debate 

If they (Trump campaign) let him, they want to lose.

3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Haha. Is this going to be the first instance of a burnt ends poster getting crowd sourced? What’s the protocol there? 

He should already be in purgatory. There is a thread set up just for him. @immamac, dems da rules.

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Watching this now and the hosts just shut him up and ended the call. Not even Fox wants to hear Trump’s rambling horseshit anymore.

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6 minutes ago, MrBig said:

 

Oh.  My.  

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@Creasy Bear is one of those dudes that suddenly is REALLY into Hungary and their classical architecture. 

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That's not Whitmer.

 

you can neg me now

6 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Haha. Is this going to be the first instance of a burnt ends poster getting crowd sourced? What’s the protocol there? 

Since he's still posting it might be possible to purchase immunity 

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

100% agree, but do they live here?

Not sure but if they don’t live here we should send Seal Team Six to go find them all, drag them to the US and then deport them!

17 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Ain’t nobody going to fear her. 

And they fear your weird-ass boyfriend Donny? No, they want Don in charge because he sucks their dicks, swallowing every drop, and bends over dutifully when they tell him to take it up the ass.

And he is a scared, terrified little bitch.

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Gross

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More to your taste?
Just now, naija said:

That's not Whitmer.

 

you can neg me now

 

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, Ana is a lot smarter than this lightweight crying about the end of the Roman empire. 

Is he?

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That woman is 59 years old and I absolutely would smash.

This is the kind of hot take that keeps me coming back to this site.

1 minute ago, naija said:

That's not Whitmer.

 

you can neg me now

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Trump’s never refuted he hasn’t been to a grocery store. Just like JD Vance hasn’t refuted he fucked a sofa. 
 

Why does Harris need any policy other than “I’m not Donald Trump”?  Seems to be working fine. 

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Haha spotted the loser who had the bobo-ass Game.com instead

Wut?

2 minutes ago, naija said:

That's not Whitmer.

 

you can neg me now

You are a thief of joy. 

16 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

lolololol you're delusional

2 minutes ago, naija said:

That's not Whitmer.

 

you can neg me now

I'm well aware.  My wife watches Bravo.  And I may have gotten sucked into it years ago and know who most of the Housewives are and get turned on by the hottest ones and GOD DAMMIT!

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Sidenote: This is my first time trying the Kirkland/Costco small batch bourbon, and I highly recommend.

 

Ordering Harris/Walz merch tonight for ya boy

Don't worry little Creasy Bear. You and Iconoclast can hold each other as Rome burns. Maybe hunt some migrants to make yourselves feel better. 

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bullshit. Only supporting Israels right to defend themselves from terrorists while acknowledging the atrocities in Palestine and endorsing Palestinian right to exist was wayyyy more than anyone should have expected or hoped for, and I fucking hate Israel. 

The whole strong "supporting Isarel's right to defend themselves" bit is code for no chance of reconsidering supplying arms, never having an actual red line, etc.

It is what it is. It isn't like I'm going to vote Trump over it. It's about what I expected from her and like I said, she delivered the message very well and I recognize I'm in the minority. I think it was a great speech overall. I'm somewhat ambivalent about a Harris presidency but she is shaping up to be a fantastic presidential candidate.

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He should already be in purgatory. There is a thread set up just for him. @immamac, dems da rules.

Honestly as long as he isn’t getting personal, just having a contrary opinion shouldn’t get you banned.  Being a shitty person shouldn’t get you banned.  

18 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Did Greg Swindell hear those loud ass USA chants or nah?! Fuckin dickbag 

Hopefully with the demise of LHN I never have to listen to that fucking twit call a baseball game again! 

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