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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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4 minutes ago, naija said:

That's not Whitmer.

 

you can neg me now

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  • Creasy Bear
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    If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

  • Creasy Bear
    Creasy Bear

    C’mon man. Kamala? Don’t fear. Don’t respect. She’s garbage. This is all fake. But if she’s elected, this country is done for. Too bad. But maybe that is what we deserve.

  • Okie State
    Okie State

    Working with others even if you disagree with them, standing up for the less fortunate, admitting mistakes and learning from them, respecting women, being a positive influence on younger generations,

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4 minutes ago, Lurch said:

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Kamala Harris sucked a bunch of dicks to become VP… politics right?

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Honestly as long as he isn’t getting personal, just having a contrary opinion shouldn’t get you banned.  Being a shitty person shouldn’t get you banned.  

Agree.  It's more fun to dunk on him.

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Kamala Harris sucked a bunch of dicks to become VP… politics right?

I mean, y'all started it.

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Kamala Harris sucked a bunch of dicks to become VP… politics right?

Took tips from your mother, I guess. Errr, allegedly. 

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4 minutes ago, MrX said:

Trump’s never refuted he hasn’t been to a grocery store. Just like JD Vance hasn’t refuted he fucked a sofa. 
 

Why does Harris need any policy other than “I’m not Donald Trump”?  Seems to be working fine. 

That’s all it takes for me,

Just now, Creasy Bear said:

Kamala Harris sucked a bunch of dicks to become VP… politics right?

Donald sexually assaulted a bunch of women and diddled kids with Epstein. So even if she did…meh?

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Honestly as long as he isn’t getting personal, just having a contrary opinion shouldn’t get you banned.  Being a shitty person shouldn’t get you banned.  

I see you have not been to the football board

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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Kamala Harris sucked a bunch of dicks to become VP… politics right?

And like clockwork, a man claims a woman can only advance by performing sexual favors. Go fuck yourself.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Being a shitty person shouldn’t get you banned.

That’s pretty much the only way it happens. 

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Honestly as long as he isn’t getting personal, just having a contrary opinion shouldn’t get you banned.  Being a shitty person shouldn’t get you banned.  

He is trolling, which is explicitly against the fucking rules. Show his ass the door.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

No Black person would ever get your approval for president, so a Black/Indian woman definitely would not.

Just admit it

Oh the race card! 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Donald sexually assaulted a bunch of women and diddled kids with Epstein. So even if she did…meh?

Bill Clinton*

 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is trolling, which is explicitly against the fucking rules. Show his ass the door.

He's harmless.  Just make fun of him until he goes away.  Which will be when he passes out or his shift in Siberia ends.

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

That’s pretty much the only way it happens. 

This community self moderates. He has over 200 negative rep. He has been in here trolling. He chose poorly.

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And like clockwork, a man claims a woman can only advance by performing sexual favors. Go fuck yourself.

The beauty of this trope is that it's somehow worse for the woman to suck dick to get something than it is for the guy who's getting his dick sucked to give something.

Just now, Creasy Bear said:

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

Not really sure you will be missed.

Just now, Creasy Bear said:

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

Ohhh care , care someone!!!

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1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

Who Cares Larry David GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

Let me know how much you're putting in and I will make up that difference so we can be rid of an utter cunt like you. 

“Imagine Donald Trump with no guardrails.”

 

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

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25 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Shook

 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

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28 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

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Anywho, non fellatio receiving cunt bag @Creasy Bearis almost succeeding in derailing this thread after a generational speech. Let’s get back to applauding that and leave non fellatio receiving cunt bag to his basement.

28 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If she “wins” it will officially signal the fall of the modern Roman Empire. We had a good run though!

Serious talking about how is question - does it physically hurt to be that stupid? 

 

Pretty telling that one of the biggest responses she got was when she talked about Gaza. 

6 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

I guess I’ll have to cancel my BE contribution. I do pledge to move those funds to TexasOneFund.

I’m enjoying pretending that this is CTJ’s sock account 

Well, Macanudo… you gonna pony up that first donation so I can further help the cause?!

What’s the best place to donate to Kamala.  I don’t trust the hundreds of texts I get all day long.  

Her website.
6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

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Let me know how much you're putting in and I will make up that difference so we can be rid of an utter cunt like you. 

Either $50 or $100 a month. I’m fairly certain that’s what I contribute to BE & TOF. Thanks bro!

30 minutes ago, Derka said:

this has been like watching the super bowl, world series game 7, and ncaa tournament final on back to back to back nights. i’m going to need a five gallon bucket of gatorade, an iv, and a nap to recover from this. i’ve only got so much adrenaline in my body. i could lift a helicopter off of my trapped baby right now.

If Kamala asked me too, even if I had reservations about it, I would put a helicopter on your baby so that you can then lift it off of your baby.

 

Also, to those of you taking about the Roman Empire

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I went almost 19 hours without thinking about the Roman Empire, and you kept me from my record of 27 hours,

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Either $50 or $100 a month. I’m fairly certain that’s what I contribute to BE & TOF. Thanks bro!

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12 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Kamala Harris sucked a bunch of dicks to become VP… politics right?

Even if it were true, who cares? She is still by far the most competent option.

The thing about politics is you have to win elections. Harris is ultimately where she is now because she got more votes than the other guy and kept doing so in progressively higher profile elections.

This is an especially weird angle to take because the guy you're on here cuckolding yourself for has literally never gotten more votes than the other guy, or gotten anything on his own. A nepo baby found liable for sexual assault. Net negative 10MM votes over two elections. Do you think it'll be 15MM or 20MM after three?

Maybe try getting your party to put up a more appealing option. Until then, cry more like the triggered bitch you are.

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24 minutes ago, Lurch said:

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The look on the kid's face really takes it to 11.  Savage af.

6 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

Well, Macanudo… you gonna pony up that first donation so I can further help the cause?!

Already in for $20.24

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

The look on the kid's face really takes it to 11.  Savage af.

The Twitter handle 😆 

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

If Kamala asked me too, even if I had reservations about it, I would put a helicopter on your baby so that you can then lift it off of your baby.

 

Also, to those of you taking about the Roman Empire

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF by IFC
 

I went almost 19 hours without thinking about the Roman Empire, and you kept me from my record of 27 hours,

What empire were you thinking about? Sokoto I hope. They get overlooked.

Taking recommendations.  MSNBC ain't happening.

I’m a David Muir man, myself. I call him my pretty Walter Cronkite. I’ve never wanted to suck another guy’s dick but damn, man, he has total BDE. Plus Trump hates ABC so I have to watch.
25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is he?

In his own mind, yes.  In reality, not so much.

I don’t know if y’all remember Pappy Bush and the GOP convention when he ran against Clinton. They had some Christian singer I think her name was Sandy Patty singing some patriotic song with technical difficulties, and then some problem with the balloon drop.

there was no excitement in the room, even before that fuck up. 

And then the Clinton Gore convention ended in a big party with everybody singing along with don’t stop thinking about tomorrow. There was massive energy. Everyone was happy and dancing and singing.

This reminded me of that.

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