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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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#4254
Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Last 15 mins of real time we actually look like we know how to play 

Ok you saw it too.  I'm not actually going crazy.

#4260
1 minute ago, TOR said:

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

that was flat awful.  20 yards in a minute 10 sec. not one crossing route to try to get someone OOB or a seam to the TE.  2 dump offs and a 10 yard floater that gets our best WR hurt.

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22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Except Tyler Smith!!!!  This is wild.  Look at him just stoning his guy and the other 4 look like keystone cops.

Watching Tyler Smith smother his defender and then watching the rest of the OL is hilarious stuff https://t.co/e4JeRfwde0

Or still life, if you prefer.....

Hang it in the Louvre

 

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#4263
11 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

And start the 2nd half like shit more.

Including a terrible fake punt!

How 'bout these morons?!

#4271
Just now, SpiralOut said:

Bucs tried last week and failed and Dallas thought, "But maybe it can work for us?"

Absolutely. With punter who's thrown an NFL pass twice. What could go wrong?

#4283
Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Also Cousins had 10 seconds with nobody even close to him to throw

#4284
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

There’s nothing easier than passing against Dallas.  It’s like throwing against air 

Well running is easier against Dallas too…

 

Seriously though, how does Dallas move forward from here with the big contracts all given out to “big names” that don’t do shit?

they are kinda fucked for 2-3 years from now unless they pull the plug big time and start over. 

#4285

Jerrah’s ego can’t handle this level of incompetence created by himself, so McCarthy is fired.

#4288
1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Yeah, I think the window for the Cowboys is closed.  You gotta make something out of those 12 win seasons besides getting embarrassed in the first round of the playoffs.  

#4291

Everyone throwing haymakers is getting annoying that dude had no reason to do that to a dude laying on the ground I hope some hands get broken 

#4292

every receiver has to jump and dive and reach for every pass.  maybe we can hit someone in stride once please.

#4293
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Everyone throwing haymakers is getting annoying that dude had no reason to do that to a dude laying on the ground I hope some hands get broken 

That's Landman.  He was good last year, but he's been ass this entire season.  He won't be around much longer.  

 

#4296

You could get a 7th grader to close his eyes and randomly pick a Madden play and they would have more success on 4th down than Fat Mike this season. 

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