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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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#4702

The broadcast should be dragging Jerrah and company for not IR'ing Dak yesterday so they could have the extra roster spot.  Instead, just talking about it like it's just a strange little oddity.  This organization isn't serious and they can't even manage a simple thing like IR'ing your QB when his hamstring has been ripped to shit.  Just easy stuff, they can't get right.

#4706

Cooper takes too bit a hop on his dropback, costs him a tick that makes him late delivering. Simple mechanical shit.

#4710
38 minutes ago, Drew said:

Glad I’m not even watching.  Sense a relief snd less stress not worrying about it anymore…

 

And if the cowboys draft a fucking RB in the top 10 again I’ll end Jerry Jones myself. 

Same feeling struck me around game #4

#4717
58 minutes ago, Hate said:
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Puro Pinche Cowboys !!!!!!

time to get fired the f up !!

The doors are open at AT&T Stadium ahead of Cowboys Eagles

I hate all of those people. They are part of the problem.

 

Why are these idiots running? Is there a general admission section at Jerryworld?

#4723

Dowdle on fire and you hand it to that bum. You can't make this stuff up 😅😅

#4731
2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just die already Jerry Jones

I don't wish death on most people, but I don't consider Jerry to be human so I'm ok with it.

 

#4735
Just now, AbeFroman said:

If we give it back to Zeke, I'm going to jump through this television and kill fat Mike

Video this please 

#4738

Jerruh - hey zeke we want to bring you back

zeke - ok but what do I get to enhnce my numbers since I average 3 yards a carry now?

Jerruh - lots of goal line touchdowns!

zeke - I'm in!

#4742

burn it all down …

The first coach in Cowboys history & a WW II veteran was recognized for his service during a video montage during today’s game.The name, as it appeared on the video board:Tom Laundry
Good to see TOM LAUNDRY being honored for his military service during the timeout. Spellcheck needed at AT&T Stadium.

 

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#4743
Just now, dcar00 said:

I think CD was saying something about the sun there.

It really looked like he lost it in the sun..... Who's the fucking imbecile who keeps the windows open?  Why?

 

#4746
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

burn it all down …

The first coach in Cowboys history & a WW II veteran was recognized for his service during a video montage during today’s game.The name, as it appeared on the video board:Tom Laundry
Good to see TOM LAUNDRY being honored for his military service during the timeout. Spellcheck needed at AT&T Stadium.

 

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The fuck?

total And utter disrespect to the legend. 
 

Fuck Jerry’s and the cowboys. 
 

also Cowboys must really be in disarray for “Mr first question” to take a shot at them. 

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And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

Hunter Luepke fumbled on the goal line in Miami last year and didn’t touch the ball the rest of the year.Ezekiel Elliott fumbles on the goal line and gets a carry on the very next offensive play.

 

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#4748
CeeDee Lamb literally lost the ball on what could have been a touchdown for the Dallas Cowboys because he was staring into this.Jerry Jones willfully doing things that hurt his football team remains one of the most frustrating things going on with the Cowboys.

 

#4749

This is our mentality now.

We're going to go in the locker room 14-6 and the coaches will say, 'Hey that's not so bad'

#4750
17 minutes ago, pops said:

Dowdle on fire and you hand it to that bum. You can't make this stuff up 😅😅

That’s a Jerruh special. Too dumb to have enough sense to get Henry and fucked cap space all on Jerruh. Doesn’t want to admit he was wrong about Henry twice so let’s play Zeke. 

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