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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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#6351
Just now, AbeFroman said:

It wasn't necessarily his fault, but bringing him in upsets the flow of the offense.  And 90% of the time he's in he's getting the ball, so not hard to disect. 

There is just no reason he should still be on this football team.  

It is obvious Jerry made some commitment to try to increase his lifetime TD totals. 

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#6352
Just now, dcar00 said:

It is obvious Jerry made some commitment to try to increase his lifetime TD totals. 

Or Jerrah is a idiot GM.

#6364
2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Wtf was that?  You just killed the drive.

3rd and 1.

McCarthy - "perfect play, 30 yard go route from Rush to Mingo"

#6373
8 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Game turned on that 3rd and 1.  McCarthy fucked everything up.

he's an idiot. the way you win this game is to control the clock, keep it close, hope pickett fucks up, and win it with a FG at the end.  trusting cooper rush and mingo is the opposite of doing that on 3rd and 1.

#6374
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why does Greg Olsen scream 100% of the time he's talking?

It has something to do with his hair plugs.

#6375

Every time I bother to watch them, they look completely inept. Turned it on at 7-7 when Fox was running down the play and TOP discrepancy and had to look up how it was even tied. Classic cowboys. Then have watched them give up 3rd downs and 10 points while having one offensive play- a lost fumble. 
 

I don’t understand how this group won 7 games.  Or why. 

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#6384

And Booth showing why he belongs on the street..... that's so fucking bad.  Only thing you don't let happen with under a minute is let the guy get behind you.

 

#6386

Pussyball, Cowboy Style. Jerra's LoserDome.

The reason he won't hire another coach is that he's the cheapest bastard on the planet. He doesn't care about winning at all. McCarthy comes cheap. Jones won't pay for a premium coaching staff. The whole family is infested with this hillbilly gene.

Them still going to Cowboy games is like a family ritual - Gathering in the trailer's living room on Saturday Night drinking moonshine and waiting to see which toothless loser the daughter brings home to spend the night with.

#6391
11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

2025. Setting my resolution.  I won’t watch a single Cowboy game 

It’s our year tho. 

lol. 
 

I might join you. 

#6395

If that brown td push off isn’t usually called, it should be.  Straight arms extended push removes the defender from the play. I bet he catches it without the push anyway. 
 

the free 5 yards from the refs on the parsons flinch is silly refereeing too. Guess they want to get their Dallas hate reffing in, even in a blowout. 

#6396

Cowboys are looking great today. Really happy with how the defense is playing especially after they gave up a perfect dime TD pass from a third string QB who only won 6 games in 2 seasons at Stanford. Outstanding! Keep up the great work, Jerry. I liked those 3 Super Bowls! I liked them very much!

#6397

If Dallas would go with traditional grey pants this would be a perfect uniform game. Philly should do this permanently.

#6398
On 12/24/2024 at 3:36 PM, Rex Kramer said:

No. It’s clear Martin and the insistence of using Zeke were the issues offensively. Yes, we need to add DTs, but we do every draft as well as OLs, and we need to add them with high-ish picks every year. 

When will some of you ever learn it doesn’t really matter who is coaching, only to varying degrees, when the owner is who he is?  Why don’t you call him Fat Mike some more? Are you not the idiot who didn’t understand the punt block rule from the Cincy game?

The fact that Jerry is such a piece of shit means only dumbasses with no other options will ever work for him, so yeah, it's ultimately his fault. And yeah I'll keep calling him fat because he's a big fat fucking fatass piece of fat useless garbage on the sideline.

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#6399
2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Cowboys are looking great today. Really happy with how the defense is playing especially after they gave up a perfect dime TD pass from a third string QB who only won 6 games in 2 seasons at Stanford. Outstanding! Keep up the great work, Jerry. I liked those 3 Super Bowls! I liked them very much!

so it was you on that call show in to JJ? 

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